Friday Night Funnies: Bite Me!

Bob Rae and Iggy, two old lions suffering from power"I"tis.

While the opposition take down the government, they ignore the real issues.


Garfield on the oil crisis:

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in Canada.

Well, there's a very simple answer, nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for this is purely geographical.

Our Oil is located in:

ALBERTA
SASKATCHEWAN
BRITISH COLUMBIA
MANITOBA
COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK
COASTAL NEWFOUNDLAND

Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA

Any questions?
No? . . . Didn't think so.

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Canadians response to Iggy:

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Question#1: How do you piss off Conservatives ?

Answer: Tell them lies.

Question#2: How do you piss off Liberals?

Answer: Tell them the truth

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Liberals during the election:

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Maybe they can learn something from this video:

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Opposition members of the committee that convicted the Conservatives of contempt:

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Solution to the problem in Libya: They want a new Muslim leader, I say, give them Obama. Solves two problems.

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This next video is a perfect representation of Iggy, one minute he's scared and the next he's laughing hysterically. Flip Flop.

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Count Eyebrow after one week of campaigning:

I love the smell of a majority in the air! The lefties are just so out of touch, they think calling an election will improve their position. Think again.