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term='Islam'/><category term='women'/><category term='saturday funnies'/><category term='PM Harper addresses the Jamaican parliament'/><category term='marble squares'/><category term='the Hewlett Foundation'/><category term='wood burning fireplaces'/><category term='tailings ponds'/><category term='slimy women'/><category term='Democratic Space'/><category term='reward the productive'/><category term='Dalton'/><category term='california valley solar ranch'/><category term='Maurice Vellacott'/><category term='Toews'/><category term='government intrusion'/><category term='Muslims think dogs are dirty'/><category term='MLA'/><category term='age of protection'/><category term='Mr. Chen'/><category term='middle east luxury'/><category term='biologist'/><category term='stagflation'/><category term='Robin Hood'/><category term='NYCC'/><category term='Britain'/><category term='rude comments'/><category term='past history'/><category term='Iggy baptised.'/><category term='Health 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ian Thomson'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oklahoma mom kills intruder'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no property rights'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='castle doctrine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='attempted murder'/><title type='text'>Seriously? It Was Okay For A Woman To Protect Herself And Her Baby?</title><content type='html'>Well, not here in Canada, but maybe we should be looking at a form of Castle Doctrine here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/01/31/matt-gurney-ian-thomson-case-shows-how-the-crown-feels-about-self-defence/"&gt;The H/T from the comments:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-header"&gt;        &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="dsq-commenter-name"&gt;Mike from Saskatoon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;                                              &lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;        &lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-text" id="dsq-comment-text-425638410"&gt;&lt;i&gt;         This is ludicrous.&amp;nbsp; Canada needs a Castle Doctrine.&amp;nbsp; We need to  drop this dangerous and ignorant situation where the government treats  people defending themselves and their property as criminals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The  US has many problems, but this is one area where they got it right.&amp;nbsp; A  prime example would be the 18 year old mother in Oklahoma who faced a  home invasion on Dec 31 2011.&amp;nbsp; She was recently widowed and had a 3  month old at home, and two men tried to break into her home.&amp;nbsp; She  barricaded the door &amp;amp; called 911, but for over 20 minutes the cops  didn't show up.&amp;nbsp; She ended up having to shoot one of the criminals when  he managed to break down the front door, killing him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;US reaction:&amp;nbsp; congratulate the woman, and charge the surviving criminal with murder.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Canadian reaction:&amp;nbsp; haul the woman to jail, charge her with murder, and hand her child over to strangers to raise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No sane person can say our system is superior.      &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;I'm thinking, is that a REAL story? So, I searched it out, and sure enough, it's true!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt; &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://gma.yahoo.com/okla-woman-shoots-kills-intruder-911-operators-okay-091106413.html"&gt;A young Oklahoma mother shot and killed an intruder&lt;/a&gt; to protect her  3-month-old baby on New Year's Eve, less than a week after the baby's  father died of cancer. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="yui_3_3_0_29_1328073654788391"&gt; &lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="" id="lw_1325681614_1"&gt;Sarah McKinley&lt;/span&gt; says that a week earlier a man named &lt;span class="" id="lw_1325681614_0"&gt;Justin Martin&lt;/span&gt; dropped by on the day of her husband's funeral, claiming that he was a neighbor who wanted to say hello. The 18-year-old &lt;span class="" id="lw_1325681614_5"&gt;Oklahoma City area&lt;/span&gt; woman did not let him into her home that day. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="yui_3_3_0_29_1328073654788394"&gt;&lt;i&gt; On New Year's Eve Martin returned with another man, &lt;span class="" id="lw_1325681614_3"&gt;Dustin Stewart&lt;/span&gt;, and this time was armed with a 12-inch hunting knife. The two soon began trying to break into &lt;span class="" id="lw_1325681614_4"&gt;McKinley&lt;/span&gt;'s home. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="yui_3_3_0_29_1328073654788397"&gt;&lt;i&gt; As one of the men was going from door to door outside her home trying to  gain entry, McKinley called 911 and grabbed her 12-gauge shotgun. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="yui_3_3_0_29_1328073654788400"&gt;&lt;i&gt; McKinley &lt;a href="http://www.koco.com/video/30114883/detail.html" target="_blank"&gt;told ABC News Oklahoma City affiliate KOCO&lt;/a&gt; that she quickly got her 12 gauge, went into her bedroom and got a pistol, put the bottle in the baby's mouth and called 911. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&amp;nbsp;Make sure you watch the video at that site, it will make you think about how our citizens in Canada are treated. Thankfully this guy had video too! If it would have been just his word against the criminals, the criminals would have won. Despite the taped evidence of criminals fire bombing his place.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://0.gvt0.com/vi/dyiqCkgGDCQ/0.jpg"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dyiqCkgGDCQ&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266"  src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dyiqCkgGDCQ&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;He is the one being charged with illegal storage of fire arms. That is how stupid Canadian law is. The guy under threat from three terrorists, is on trial. We need a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_doctrine"&gt;form of the Castle doctrine:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Typical conditions that apply to some Castle Doctrine laws include&lt;sup class="Template-Fact" style="white-space: nowrap;"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed" title="Wikipedia:Citation needed"&gt;&lt;span title="This claim needs references to reliable sources from January 2012"&gt;citation needed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/sup&gt;:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;i&gt;An intruder must be making (or have made) an attempt to unlawfully or forcibly enter an occupied residence, business or vehicle.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;i&gt;The intruder must be acting illegally—the Castle Doctrine does not  give the right to attack, for example, officers of the law acting in the  course of their legal duties&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;i&gt;The occupant(s) of the home must reasonably believe that the  intruder intends to inflict serious bodily harm or death upon an  occupant of the home&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;i&gt;In some states, the occupant(s) of the home must reasonably believe  that the intruder intends to commit some lesser felony, such as arson or  burglary&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;i&gt;The occupant(s) of the home must not have provoked or instigated an  intrusion, or provoked or instigated an intruder to threaten or use  deadly force&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;i&gt;The occupant(s) of the home may be required to attempt to exit the house or otherwise retreat (this is called the "&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duty_to_retreat" title="Duty to retreat"&gt;Duty to retreat&lt;/a&gt;"  and most self-defense statutes referred to as examples of "Castle  Doctrine" expressly state that the homeowner has no such duty)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;i&gt; In all cases, the occupant(s) of the home must be there legally, must  not be fugitives from the law or aiding or abetting another person in  being a fugitive from the law, and must not use force upon an officer of  the law performing a legal duty                &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Another person leaving a comment stated it better than I could:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-header"&gt;        &lt;span class="dsq-commenter-name"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-header"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="dsq-commenter-name"&gt;Hobbittall&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;                                              &lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;        &lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-text" id="dsq-comment-text-425754802"&gt;&lt;i&gt;        Incredible story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Thompson did make several mistakes&amp;nbsp;though and he deserves to pay.&lt;br /&gt;1) He should have used a shotgun and left these bombers as a puddle on his lawn.&lt;br /&gt;2) He is a white male (and therefore he has no rights).&lt;br /&gt;3) He is not Indian like chiefie Spence of Attawapiskat so "Blame the victim" will not work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could go on with his multitude of faults... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's  clear that his proper course of action would have been to twiddle his  thumbs in the corner&amp;nbsp;saying "Our Father who art in Queens Park, Dalton  be thy name..." as fire bombs rained down on himself and his property.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He  still has a chance to redeem himself slightly though. If he were to  self immolate on the steps of Queens Park to&amp;nbsp;partially compensate  society for his grievous crimes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Throw the book at him I say!      &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;As a female, I am supposed to shout "FIRE" if some predator is chasing me down the street. God forbid I have a gun to protect myself, and if I did happen to have a gun (yikes) it should be triple, double, double, locked up at home with the ammo for it at my Mom's house 8 blocks away. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our laws are ridiculous. Mr. Thomson should have never been charged with anything, period. Unfortunately, our liberal attorney generals and police listen to Dalton and other political people and forget that their jobs are to protect, we the people, not we the politicians. Mr. Thomson has killed fewer people than a certain ex-attorney general in Ontario.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Thomson now has to pay court and lawyer fees, while the criminals who fire bombed his place get court appointed lawyers, and they have not been charged with the most obvious crime they tried to commit, ATTEMPTED MURDER. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The main reason for the governments (on all levels) lack of response to this crime against citizens is that we have no property rights. The government reserves the right to take away anything from us, because they have the power. This is what we should be yelling about as freedom loving people.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-4839547039839360900?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/4839547039839360900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=4839547039839360900' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/4839547039839360900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/4839547039839360900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/seriously-it-was-okay-for-woman-to.html' title='Seriously? It Was Okay For A Woman To Protect Herself And Her Baby?'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-1035974227179886676</id><published>2012-01-29T22:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-29T22:31:55.534-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my body my choice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='no abortion law in Canada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='feminists'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='honour killings'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tooba'/><title type='text'>Feminists Speak Out Against Honour Killings....</title><content type='html'>Okay, I lied, not one feminist that I know has voiced her opinion on the murders of 4 women by their family, because of "honour".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Kf0eQsuA_R8/TyYkSXHweEI/AAAAAAAAC7A/4CtSGajWUSA/s1600/shafia-rona-daughters.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Kf0eQsuA_R8/TyYkSXHweEI/AAAAAAAAC7A/4CtSGajWUSA/s1600/shafia-rona-daughters.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They should be marching on Parliament to tell all MP's that "honour" killings are a crime against all women. They have not, and they will not. They are hypocrites. Women's rights, as long as you don't step on any "middle eastern" male toes. I should add that "honour" killings are a cultural/tribal thing as much as a "religious" thing. All cultures are equal aren't they ladies? Right???? HA! Just what I thought, they are hiding behind their multicultural metrosexual males. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why wouldn't they be supporting Tooba? She was obviously railroaded by her husband to commit the murders. Or don't they like her because she was what they would call a "breeder"?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"My body, my choice" as long as it doesn't mean that baby girls are being targeted for the "scrape". They are forced to embrace ALL abortions, for ANY reason because of they hypocrisy.&amp;nbsp; They refuse to admit that abortions kill human babies. Abort a baby at 40 weeks? Perfectly legal in Canada. They have a problem now that these same lack of laws allow female babies to be aborted just because they happen to not be what those of other cultures/tribes want... females!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is a sad statement when women, who profess to be in support of all females, are reduced to defending the killing of females, be it in "honour" killings or selective abortions.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-1035974227179886676?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/1035974227179886676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=1035974227179886676' title='19 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/1035974227179886676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/1035974227179886676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/feminists-speak-out-against-honour.html' title='Feminists Speak Out Against Honour Killings....'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Kf0eQsuA_R8/TyYkSXHweEI/AAAAAAAAC7A/4CtSGajWUSA/s72-c/shafia-rona-daughters.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>19</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-6593212125048287964</id><published>2012-01-27T22:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-27T22:37:28.136-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friday night funnies'/><title type='text'>Friday Night Funnies: What I Owe My Mother!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;Cough Syrup..........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pharmacist walks into his store&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He asks the Newfie clerk:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The clerk responds:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;"Well, he came in here this morning&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;to get something for his cough.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;I couldn't find the cough syrup,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;so I gave him an entire bottle of Laxative."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pharmacist yells:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;"You idiot, you can't treat a cough&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;with a laxative!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Newfie clerk responds..................&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;“Of course you can! "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;"Look at him, he's afraid to cough".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SgRJWJgptX4/TyN9yW3nHrI/AAAAAAAAC6o/QqPY5hHgVMo/s1600/tired2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="236" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SgRJWJgptX4/TyN9yW3nHrI/AAAAAAAAC6o/QqPY5hHgVMo/s320/tired2.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;---------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 29pt;"&gt;The Older Crowd&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.5pt;"&gt;A distraught senior citizen&lt;br /&gt;phoned her doctor's office.&lt;br /&gt;'Is it true,' she wanted to know,&lt;br /&gt;'that the medication&lt;br /&gt;you prescribed has to be taken&lt;br /&gt;for the rest of my life?'&lt;br /&gt;'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.&lt;br /&gt;There was a moment of silence&lt;br /&gt;before the senior lady replied,&lt;br /&gt;I'm wondering, then,&lt;br /&gt;just how serious is my condition&lt;br /&gt;because this prescription is marked&lt;br /&gt;'NO REFILLS'....'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;--------------------------------------------------- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.5pt;"&gt;An older gentleman was&lt;br /&gt;on the operating table&lt;br /&gt;awaiting surgery&lt;br /&gt;and he insisted that his son,&lt;br /&gt;a renowned surgeon,&lt;br /&gt;perform the operation.&lt;br /&gt;As he was about to get the anaesthesia,&lt;br /&gt;he asked to speak to his son.&lt;br /&gt;'Yes, Dad, what is it? '&lt;br /&gt;'Don't be nervous, son;&lt;br /&gt;do your best&lt;br /&gt;and just remember,&lt;br /&gt;if it doesn't go well,&lt;br /&gt;if something happens to me,&lt;br /&gt;your mother&lt;br /&gt;is going to come and&lt;br /&gt;live with you and your wife....'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;------------------------------------------------------------------ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #8100ff; font-family: &amp;quot;Tahoma&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.5pt;"&gt;Aging:&lt;br /&gt;Eventually you will reach a point&lt;br /&gt;when you stop lying about your age&lt;br /&gt;and start bragging about it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.5pt;"&gt;--------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000a1; font-family: &amp;quot;Tahoma&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.5pt;"&gt;The older we get,&lt;br /&gt;the fewer things&lt;br /&gt;seem worth waiting in line for.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.5pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 11pt;"&gt;----------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Tahoma&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.5pt;"&gt;Some people&lt;br /&gt;try to turn back their odometers.&lt;br /&gt;Not me!&lt;br /&gt;I want people to know 'why'&lt;br /&gt;I look this way.&lt;br /&gt;I've traveled a long way&lt;br /&gt;and some of the roads weren't paved..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.5pt;"&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you are dissatisfied&lt;br /&gt;and would like to go back to youth,&lt;br /&gt;think of algebra.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000a1; font-family: &amp;quot;Tahoma&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.5pt;"&gt;-----------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know you are getting old when&lt;br /&gt;everything either dries up or leaks.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; 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font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 16pt;"&gt;---------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Two old guys&amp;nbsp;are pushing their carts&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 16pt;"&gt;around Wal-Mart&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 16pt;"&gt;when they collide.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000a1; font-family: &amp;quot;Tahoma&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 16pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first old guy says to the second guy,&lt;br /&gt;'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,&lt;br /&gt;and I guess I wasn't paying attention&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000a1; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial Unicode MS&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 16pt;"&gt;�&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000a1; font-family: &amp;quot;Tahoma&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 16pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;to where I was going.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 16pt;"&gt;The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence..&lt;br /&gt;I'm looking for my wife, too..'&lt;br /&gt;I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate'&lt;br /&gt;The first old guy says, 'Well,&lt;br /&gt;maybe I can help you find her..&lt;br /&gt;What does she look like?'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; 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font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 18pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;What kids think about childbirth...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 18pt;"&gt;Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen , a 3-year old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped&amp;nbsp; deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;&lt;span _mce_style="font-size:                                                           10.0pt;                                                           font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span _mce_style="font-size:                                                           18.0pt;                                                           font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Connor began to cry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kathleen quickly responded,&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his butt again!'&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QlnIlKvu-1w/TyN9_uHd_SI/AAAAAAAAC6w/J-Elk7YGmAw/s1600/tired4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="240" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QlnIlKvu-1w/TyN9_uHd_SI/AAAAAAAAC6w/J-Elk7YGmAw/s320/tired4.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;-----------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;WHAT I OWE MY MOTHER:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000bf; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just finished cleaning.'&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me RELIGION&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000bf; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me LOGIC&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;' Because I said so, that's why.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me MORE LOGIC&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000bf; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you're not going to the store with me.'&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me FORESIGHT&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me IRONY&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;about.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000bf; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;neck!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about STAMINA&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'You'll sit there until all that SOUP is gone.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about WEATHER&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;..&lt;br /&gt;'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000bf; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'I brought you into this world, and I can take you&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;out.'&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'Stop acting like your father!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about ENVY&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'There are millions of less fortunate children in&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do..'&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'Just wait until we get home.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me about RECEIVING&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000bf; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'You are going to get it when you get home!'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to get stuck that way.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me ESP&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me HUMOUR&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me..'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ADULT&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000bf; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;up.'&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me GENETICS&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'You're just like your father.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000bf; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 8.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;My mother taught me about my ROOTS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24.&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;My mother taught me WISDOM&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. And my favourite:&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother taught me about JUSTICE&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just like you&lt;span class="ecxapple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"&gt;'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;  &lt;o:OfficeDocumentSettings&gt;   &lt;o:AllowPNG/&gt;  &lt;/o:OfficeDocumentSettings&gt; &lt;/xml&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;  &lt;w:WordDocument&gt; 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   &lt;m:brkBin m:val="before"/&gt;    &lt;m:brkBinSub m:val="&amp;#45;-"/&gt;    &lt;m:smallFrac m:val="off"/&gt;    &lt;m:dispDef/&gt;    &lt;m:lMargin m:val="0"/&gt;    &lt;m:rMargin m:val="0"/&gt;    &lt;m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/&gt;    &lt;m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/&gt;    &lt;m:intLim m:val="subSup"/&gt;    &lt;m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/&gt;   &lt;/m:mathPr&gt;&lt;/w:WordDocument&gt; &lt;/xml&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;  &lt;w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"  DefSemiHidden="true" DefQFormat="false" DefPriority="99"  LatentStyleCount="267"&gt;   &lt;w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="0" SemiHidden="false"   UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="Normal"/&gt;   &lt;w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" SemiHidden="false"   UnhideWhenUsed="false" QFormat="true" Name="heading 1"/&gt;   &lt;w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 2"/&gt;   &lt;w:LsdException Locked="false" Priority="9" QFormat="true" Name="heading 3"/&gt; 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font-size: 18pt;"&gt;A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Tahoma&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Tahoma&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt;"&gt;If you're not sure what a 710 is:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YTyxrsz_m9k/TyNtiYEZbWI/AAAAAAAAC6Y/6isgNP1Pj_o/s1600/oil.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YTyxrsz_m9k/TyNtiYEZbWI/AAAAAAAAC6Y/6isgNP1Pj_o/s1600/oil.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of&amp;nbsp; Guns &amp;amp; Ammo Magazine. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;3. Put four giant dog dishes&amp;nbsp; next to the boots and magazines. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;4. Leave a note on your&amp;nbsp; door that&amp;nbsp; reads:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Bubba:&lt;br /&gt;Bertha,&amp;nbsp; Duke, Slim, &amp;amp; I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in about an&amp;nbsp; hour. &lt;br /&gt;Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the&amp;nbsp; mailman this morning and&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;messed him up&amp;nbsp; bad.&lt;br /&gt;I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to&amp;nbsp; tell&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;from all the blood.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I locked&amp;nbsp; all four of 'em in the house. &lt;br /&gt;Better wait outside. Be&amp;nbsp; right back.&lt;br /&gt;"Cooter"&lt;br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /&gt; -------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q2YLS6kePAU/TyN9UIHlr4I/AAAAAAAAC6g/3Dh3Uq5MbMM/s1600/dirty+mind.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="264" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q2YLS6kePAU/TyN9UIHlr4I/AAAAAAAAC6g/3Dh3Uq5MbMM/s320/dirty+mind.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;--------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;Fighting off a cold, have a great weekend. I'm off to bed with my hot lemon and honey drink and Cold FX! &lt;br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-6593212125048287964?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/6593212125048287964/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=6593212125048287964' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/6593212125048287964'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/6593212125048287964'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/friday-night-funnies-what-i-owe-my.html' title='Friday Night Funnies: What I Owe My Mother!'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SgRJWJgptX4/TyN9yW3nHrI/AAAAAAAAC6o/QqPY5hHgVMo/s72-c/tired2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-5286383019342117642</id><published>2012-01-26T23:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-26T23:32:08.752-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='red ali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='improper political donations to the Alberta PC&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wildrose'/><title type='text'>Say It Isn't So!</title><content type='html'>Could our PC government in Alberta be corrupt? Surely not, they have only been in power for 4 decades. &lt;a href="http://thealbertaardvark.blogspot.com/"&gt;Alberta Ardvark has been mentioning this stuff,&lt;/a&gt; but who is he, just a blogger. Just a blogger who got a national paper, the National Post to write about it....how's that for blogger power? WTG Ard!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/01/26/jesse-kline-alberta-donations-scandal-is-wake-up-call/"&gt;A scandal over improper political donations in Alberta&lt;/a&gt; has been brewing  for months, and new details dug up by the opposition Wildrose Party are  further evidence of a systemic problem. It is alleged that the governing  Progressive Conservative party has been accepting donations, largely  through fund-raising events, from government entities. And while most of  the donations are relatively small, too many have come to light to be  ignored.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is Red Ali doing about the improper political donations? Nothing. I guess she figures if you just ignore it, it will go away. It won't. Wildrose won't let it go away if they are smart.&amp;nbsp;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-5286383019342117642?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/5286383019342117642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=5286383019342117642' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/5286383019342117642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/5286383019342117642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/say-it-isnt-so.html' title='Say It Isn&apos;t So!'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-948268517913965602</id><published>2012-01-26T00:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-26T00:39:42.186-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rick Mercer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='taxpayer funded tour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Danielle Smith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alison&apos;s Magical Mystery Tour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alison in Wonderland'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wildrose'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alison Redford'/><title type='text'>Alison's Magical Mystery Tour!</title><content type='html'>Red Ali is on a tour, using taxpayers money to embrace Albertans. She took her cabinet Ministers on a political, Alison in Wonderland party, at our expense. This is a pre-election tour to get her face in the news.It is Alison's Magical Mystery Tour, because we are wondering why she is on it, when the Gateway pipeline is being discussed right now in Edmonton! Can you say "out of touch"?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/welcome-to-alberta-where-politicians-roam-free/article2312576/?utm_medium=Feeds%3A%20RSS%2FAtom&amp;amp;utm_source=Politics&amp;amp;utm_content=2312576"&gt;With all this touring, one can hardly find time to govern.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Alberta  Premier Alison Redford’s cabinet began a province-wide tour Monday,  hoping to “talk with Albertans about their priorities for the future.”  It’s an all-too-familiar refrain as of late. They may indeed find  Albertans’ priorities include, for starters, a preference for fewer  tours.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Tours can add up. For instance, in 2010, when Ms. Redford was justice  minister, her office spent $61,103.27 on “meals, accommodation and  travel,” but detailed breakdowns aren’t made public.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Between April  and November 2011, Alberta’s 21 ministries claimed a total of  $487,354.83 in ministers’ “meals, accommodation and travel.” It’s an  average of approximately $23,207 over the first eight months of the  fiscal year. And that’s above what each MLA can claim for travel.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;How well is that money being spent? How many days did they sit? Consider this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Depending on the math, the opposition parties pointed out the  shortened session means the legislature would be open for business a  total of just 44 or 45 days this year.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;“The PCs are playing  hooky,” Rachel Notley, one of two New Democratic MLAs, said in a  statement. “Having a full fall sitting is important to getting work done  for Albertans.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How would you like to work for only 45 days a year and get full pay? Right, they are in their ridings....doing what? Have you ever met your MLA? I have, and he's a mouse, now known as our Health Minister. She likes weak "yes" men around her, it makes her look better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We have two females running to be Premier. As a female, I should be torn about who to vote for, but I am not. I really find nothing to like about Red Ali. She is a typical lefty feminist, and honestly, she makes my nose turn up because I smell something not quite right about her, call it my sixth sense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight, I got invited to participate in a conference call from Danielle Smith, it was about education. I listened to all the people asking questions, and I liked all of her answers. She is one smart lady. The conference call cost way less than Alison's Magical Mystery Tour, and it was funded by the Wildrose Party, not the taxpayers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most importantly, Danielle leads a party that is actually Conservative, not like our PC/red tory/liberal party. She is young, dynamic and personable. Heck, even Rick Mercer went out on a date with her!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://2.gvt0.com/vi/T5P5OxlP6KY/0.jpg"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/T5P5OxlP6KY&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266"  src="http://www.youtube.com/v/T5P5OxlP6KY&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only thing I think is missing from this video is that she should have taken him to the shooting gallery where he could have shot a real gun. He would have liked that, as he is a great supporter of our military, and horrifying as it might be to lefties, our military actually have weapons and know how to use them!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask yourself, who is the phony, Alison or Danielle? I suspect that Albertans are smart enough to smell a rat, and Alberta is rat free! Go Danielle and Wildrose!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-948268517913965602?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/948268517913965602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=948268517913965602' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/948268517913965602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/948268517913965602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/alisons-magical-mystery-tour.html' title='Alison&apos;s Magical Mystery Tour!'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-9007515290397558974</id><published>2012-01-24T23:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-24T23:17:39.268-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='RADICALS'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gateway pipeline'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='charitable status'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ForestEthics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tides Foundation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Revenue Canada'/><title type='text'>Game and Set?</title><content type='html'>It appears that the "charitable" groups are getting some heat about their political activism, and they are starting to get concerned about their funding dollars, and loss of said "charitable" status.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt; &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/environmentalists-departure-sheds-light-on-tension-felt-by-green-groups/article2313991/"&gt;A prominent environmentalist has been fired&lt;/a&gt; from an organization that  has staunchly protested the Northern Gateway pipeline after he accused  the Prime Minister’s Office of resorting to intimidation tactics against  the project’s critics. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt; The dismissal of Andrew Frank, spokesman for anti-oil-sands group &lt;a href="http://forestethics.org/" target="_blank"&gt;ForestEthics&lt;/a&gt;,  comes amid an increasingly tense atmosphere among environmental groups –  especially those registered as charities, whose public advocacy is  supposed to be limited – that have come under fire by the federal  government for harbouring “radicals” intent on “hijacking” the review  process for Gateway. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Keep those letters to Revenue Canada coming people. It's time we started fighting back against all those supposedly "charitable" environmental groups that are trying to hijack our economy and sovereignty.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-9007515290397558974?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/9007515290397558974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=9007515290397558974' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/9007515290397558974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/9007515290397558974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/game-and-set.html' title='Game and Set?'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-8177699143992687529</id><published>2012-01-23T23:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-23T23:31:26.713-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Teamsters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='job killers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='United Association of Plumbers and Pipefitters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Keystone XL pipeline'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Natural Resources Defence Council'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='LIUNA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oil sands reclamation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sierra Club'/><title type='text'>I Guess..... It's "Game On"!</title><content type='html'>&lt;table&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="dsq-header-avatar" id="dsq-header-avatar-419122126"&gt;&lt;a class="dsq-avatar dsq-tt" href="http://disqus.com/fox-news-steelking/" id="dsq-avatar-419122126"&gt;                          &lt;/a&gt;          &lt;/td&gt;          &lt;td class="dsq-comment-header-meta"&gt;            &lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-header-meta-wrapper"&gt;&lt;cite class="dsq-comment-cite" id="dsq-cite-419122126"&gt;&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/205441-labor-union-leaves-bluegreen-alliance-over-keystone-disagreement"&gt;The Laborers’ International Union of North America (LIUNA) left the BlueGreen Alliance on Friday, citing a disagreement with the group’s members over the Keystone XL pipeline.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LIUNA, a vocal Keystone supporter, took aim at other unions for opposing the project.  &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-header-meta-wrapper"&gt;&lt;i&gt;  “We’re &lt;b&gt;repulsed&lt;/b&gt; by some of our supposed brothers and sisters lining up  with job killers like the Sierra Club and the Natural Resources Defense  Council to destroy the lives of working men and women,” LIUNA General  President Terry O’Sullivan said in a statement.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Many unions — including the International Brotherhood of Electrical  Workers, the Teamsters, the United Association of Plumbers and Pipe  Fitters for the United States and Canada and others — support the  pipeline. But some labor groups, including the Amalgamated Transit Union  and the Transport Workers Union, oppose it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LIUNA’s decision to  leave the BlueGreen Alliance comes just two days after President Obama  rejected Keystone, blaming the decision on a 60-day deadline imposed by  Republicans. The GOP has vowed to work to reverse the decision  legislatively.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It seems that the labour unions are waking up to how uncompromising environmental groups really are. The environmentalists don't care about jobs because they get millions in donations for wrapping themselves in a "green" blanket. Unions are about jobs for their workers who rely on the jobs to support their families and communities. The environmentalists are never happy, unless a bird is being chopped up in their heavily subsidized wind turbines. Forget saving the seals, SAVE the eagles! Environmentalists should be out planting trees, if they really actually cared about pollution. Plants suck up CO2 don't you know!&amp;nbsp; Like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://3.gvt0.com/vi/Z-ykNmhH9Dc/0.jpg"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z-ykNmhH9Dc&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266"  src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z-ykNmhH9Dc&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just like the environmentalists still use 20 year old pictures of white baby seals being clubbed, they will NEVER, EVER show you the reclamation of the oil sands... that would seriously hurt their fund raising. Some of those trees are 20 years old now, but the "greenies" just can't live in the present. Telling the truth would mean that about 90% of them would be unemployed, if you call going around the world, in a polar bear suit, making an a$$ of yourself, employed. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is another article that shows how unhappy Americans are with Obama's decision:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-header-meta-wrapper"&gt;&lt;cite class="dsq-comment-cite" id="dsq-cite-419122126"&gt;&lt;span id="dsq-author-user-419122126"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;cite class="dsq-comment-cite" id="dsq-cite-419122126"&gt;&lt;span id="dsq-author-user-419122126"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;By rejecting the &lt;a class="r_lapi" href="http://www.foxnews.com/topics/politics/energy/transcanada-pipeline.htm#r_src=ramp"&gt;Keystone XL&lt;/a&gt; oil pipeline, &lt;a class="r_lapi" href="http://www.foxnews.com/topics/politics/obama-administration/barack-obama.htm#r_src=ramp"&gt;President Obama&lt;/a&gt;  did more than just pander to environmentalists. He shredded attempts by  his handlers to cast him as a pragmatic and reasonable man who can  appeal to independent voters.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Instead,&lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/01/23/president-obama-reveals-who-really-is-and-this-picture-isnt-pretty/?intcmp=obnetwork"&gt; he stands naked as an ideologue willing to sacrifice workers on the altar of special-interest politics.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Thousands of jobs were cast aside with no  more thought than yesterday’s socks. Demolished, too, is the promised  commitment to energy independence.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: white; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;I especially like this response from one of the comments: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-header-meta-wrapper"&gt;&lt;cite class="dsq-comment-cite" id="dsq-cite-419122126"&gt;&lt;span id="dsq-author-user-419122126"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;cite class="dsq-comment-cite" id="dsq-cite-419122126"&gt;&lt;span id="dsq-author-user-419122126"&gt;steelking&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;span class="dsq-comment-header-time"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/01/23/president-obama-reveals-who-really-is-and-this-picture-isnt-pretty/?intcmp=obnetwork#comment-419122126" title="Permalink"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;              &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;                          &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;        &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-body" id="dsq-comment-body-419122126"&gt;        &lt;div style="background-color: white; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;                &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="dsq-comment-text" id="dsq-comment-text-419122126"&gt;&lt;i&gt;OBAMA - &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First President to refuse to show a valid birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a&amp;nbsp;foreigner.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;have a social security number from a state he has never lived&amp;nbsp;in.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;preside over a cut to the credit rating of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;violate the War Powers Act.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil&amp;nbsp;drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;defy a Federal Judges court order to cease implementing the Health&amp;nbsp;Care Reform Law.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;require all Americans to purchase a product from a third&amp;nbsp;party.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;spend a trillion dollars on shovel-ready jobs and later admit&amp;nbsp;there was no such thing as shovel-ready jobs.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his&amp;nbsp;union supporters.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive&amp;nbsp;fiat.&lt;br /&gt;First  President to&amp;nbsp;order a secret amnesty program that stopped the  deportation of&amp;nbsp;illegal immigrants across the U.S. , including those with  criminal&amp;nbsp;convictions.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political&amp;nbsp;appointees.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;terminate Americas ability to put a man in space.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;encourage racial discrimination and intimidation at polling&amp;nbsp;places.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;have a law signed by an auto-pen without being&amp;nbsp;present.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to&amp;nbsp;enforce it.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;threaten insurance companies if they publicly speak-out on the&amp;nbsp;reasons for their rate increases.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;tell a major manufacturing company in which state they are allowed&amp;nbsp;to locate a factory.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ,&amp;nbsp;WI, OH, IN)&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued&amp;nbsp;years ago.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one of his&amp;nbsp;friends in a corruption case.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;appoint 45 Czars to replace elected officials in his&amp;nbsp;office.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in&amp;nbsp;office.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;hide his medical, educational and travel records.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn&amp;nbsp;it.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;coddle American enemies while alienating Americas&amp;nbsp;allies.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;publicly bow to Americas enemies while refusing to salute the U.S.&amp;nbsp;Flag.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;go on multiple global apology tours.&lt;br /&gt;First  President to&amp;nbsp;go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and  Wednesday&amp;nbsp;evening White House parties for his friends, paid for by  the&amp;nbsp;taxpayer.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;refuse to wear the U.S. Flag lapel pin.&lt;br /&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his&amp;nbsp;wife.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;First President to&amp;nbsp;keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000.00 a year at taxpayer&amp;nbsp;expense. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;(How dumb is that dog?? My addition and bolding)&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First  President to&amp;nbsp;repeat the Holy Qur'an tells us, and openly admit the  early&amp;nbsp;morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the  most&amp;nbsp;beautiful sound on earth.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;I guess it's "game on"! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-8177699143992687529?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/8177699143992687529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=8177699143992687529' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/8177699143992687529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/8177699143992687529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/i-guess-its-game-on.html' title='I Guess..... It&apos;s &quot;Game On&quot;!'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-5072239765477641794</id><published>2012-01-23T00:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-23T00:16:38.124-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health care professional'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='seniors'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Samara'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='therapy dogs'/><title type='text'>For My Lefty Friend SQ.</title><content type='html'>It is interesting that when I posted about prisons, no-one seemed to be interested, except SQ. So, in deference to her opinion, as my longest posting lefty fan, and her beloved lab, who helps kids read, I present Samara and her amazing tail (yes spelling is intentional) of helping people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to thank one of my readers for pointing me to this awesome article about dogs who help people. You know who you are, take a bow! You too SQ. We might disagree 99% of the time but on this issue we can both agree.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hYVS3fVgMLU/Tx0DIDzvyUI/AAAAAAAAC6Q/nfudCCwvN6s/s1600/therapy-dogs-602x349.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="185" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hYVS3fVgMLU/Tx0DIDzvyUI/AAAAAAAAC6Q/nfudCCwvN6s/s320/therapy-dogs-602x349.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.infocusmagazine.ca/2010/healing-paws/"&gt;It’s easy to see why Samara, a 10-year old Samoyed, is a beloved pet.  &lt;/a&gt;Her luxurious white fur calls out to be petted, her dark eyes brim  with steady affection, and the curl of her bushy tale clearly says  “happiness” in a language everyone can understand.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;But Samara is much more than a pet.  She has an occupation.  In fact,  it wouldn’t be much of a stretch to call her a health care  professional.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Samara works one-on-one with seniors who face multiple, often  debilitating, health challenges; she teaches life skills to youth with  Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder; she even helps children learn to read.   She has been credited with bringing people back from the brink of  death, and has helped ease the passage of those who can’t be brought  back.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&amp;nbsp;------------&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Views is both a heart-wrenching and a heart-warming place.   Heart-warming because you can see how much care and energy goes into  making the residents’ lives comfortable and meaningful.  The staff is  kind and attentive; there are big windows letting in light and a view of  the estuary; there are bingo games, card games, manicures, visits by a  hairdresser and other organized activities.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;But it is also heart-wrenching, because regardless of all that, The  Views is still an institutional setting, a far cry from the warm embrace  of a family home.  Residents of The Views often have multiple medical  conditions, such as dementia and limited mobility.  Quite a few are in  wheelchairs.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;“For most people, this is their final address.  The average life-span  of people who move here is five months,” says Dave Fletcher, who as  well as being Samara’s guardian is also the unit facilitator of the  local St. John’s Ambulance Dog Therapy Program.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Samara’s role, in this setting, is to cheer people up and encourage them to connect to the world around them.&lt;br /&gt;She is very good at her job.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Dave leads Samara around The Views on a leash, stopping to meet  people in the hallway, visiting residents in their rooms, and making  their way around tables in the common area.  It is there that Dave spots  Mike, reclining on his wheelchair.  His facial muscles are slack, his  eyes unfocused.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Dave heads over to Mike, pulls a chair up beside him, and motions for  Samara to jump up onto it.  Many of The View’s residents need Samara to  come to their level so they can see and touch her.  For a moment Mike’s  eyes remain dull, his face passive, but then a bright spark of interest  shines as he recognizes who it is.  Slowly, he turns his head, which is  supported by a headrest on his chair, in Dave and Samara’s direction.   Dave says hello and moves easily into friendly small talk as he reaches  down, picks up Mike’s hand and places it into the soft fur of Samara’s  neck.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;As his hand connects with Samara’s warm body, Mike’s face  transforms—the change that comes over him is as dramatic and uplifting  as when the sun suddenly emerges from the clouds after hours of rain and  gloom.  His hand works in Samara’s fur, and he starts to answer Dave’s  questions.  Samara sits calmly, looking right at Mike, and, I would  swear, smiling.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;This sort of scenario repeats throughout Samara’s hour-long visit.   It has been proven that therapy dogs can improve physical and mental  health, enhance vocabulary and memory, and increase sociability and  movement, and that petting a dog reduces stress, lowers blood pressure,  distracts from chronic pain, and helps people deal with grief.  But it  is one thing to read these assertions in print and quite another to see  it in action.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Read the whole article, it will warm your heart on a cold day. I would love to meet Samara, what a wonderful dog! I bet SQ and her Lab would enjoy visiting with Samara too (just don't talk politics). To all those who volunteer, good job. To those of you with special dogs, who help special people, thank you. You are wonderful, but I have to admit your dogs are the ones who are really awesome! Who could resist Samara's cute face? Not me!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-5072239765477641794?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/5072239765477641794/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=5072239765477641794' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/5072239765477641794'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/5072239765477641794'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/for-my-lefty-friend-sq.html' title='For My Lefty Friend SQ.'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hYVS3fVgMLU/Tx0DIDzvyUI/AAAAAAAAC6Q/nfudCCwvN6s/s72-c/therapy-dogs-602x349.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-726487938957156848</id><published>2012-01-22T00:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-22T00:25:11.104-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gardening project'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christie Blatchford'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prison farms closing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='National Post'/><title type='text'>Life In A Prison.</title><content type='html'>Most people have never visited a prison. Prison is for prisoners, lock them away and forget about them. Problem is that they get out of prison, and have no skills so they go back to what, and who they know, the very situation that got them into trouble in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The National Post's Christie Blatchford has an excellent article about the closing of the prison farms. &lt;a href="http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/01/20/christie-blatchford-stephen-harper-missed-the-boat-on-cows-inmates-and-lessons-in-tenderness/"&gt;It is well worth the read. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;At the time, Ottawa’s rationale – I use the word loosely — was that  agriculture has changed so much the prison model wasn’t useful any more,  that the farms cost taxpayers $4-million a year (I can find no evidence  the government ever proved this, and some of the farms even made money)  and that the work trained inmates for nothing practical.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;It would seem to be all over but the last bit of shouting, so to speak, in court.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;But aside from the closures being an illustration of just how dopey  the Stephen Harper Conservatives can be on crime, I have to say how very  much I think they missed the boat on this one.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;I say this as one who has only ever been gentled and ennobled by my  contact with animals – any animals, including cows but especially my  pets – and who believes that they make us better and kinder.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Because of changes to the law – more mandatory minimum sentences and  doing away with two-for-one credit for time served in pre-trial custody –  Canadian federal prisons are already more crowded and are going to get  only more so in the coming years.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;In some minimum-security joints, for instance, inmates are already  being double-or-triple bunked. In such conditions, even the illusion of  any privacy is impossible and tensions naturally rise. Programming,  usually minimal, will become more so. (Not too long ago, while purging  my house, I donated boxes of books to a barren prison library, where the  selection was old, dated and lousy to boot: Who wouldn’t want to  encourage inmates to read?)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;I think I can speak to this issue with some authority because I volunteer at a women's prison in a gardening project.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I agree that people who commit crimes should be locked up. Funnily enough, so do most of those I meet who are serving time. What I have come to realize by working with the ladies, is that they need something they can do to make them feel worthwhile. I have never had so many hard workers on a project. If they had to weed all day, they did it, without complaining. They didn't want to sit around and do nothing, and they especially enjoyed reaping the harvest of vegetables.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also noticed that it was volunteers who came into the Institute as mentors who provided the support system for the inmates, NOT social workers. I have never had so many people so grateful for the few hours I could give them. The volunteers provide a positive link to the outside for the inmates, without any aura of authority. What I also noticed was that most of the volunteers were from religious organizations, but they did not "preach" to the inmates. I wonder where all the lefties are, if they are the saviours of the down trodden, the prison is the place they should be if they really believe what they yap about. They sure are not volunteering, guess they are too busy occupying "nowhere".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Should the prison farms have been closed? NO, NO, and NO! This was a huge misstep by the Conservatives. Any skill that the inmates can learn that gives them something to do and a sense of accomplishment is a good program. Basket weaving or knitting are better than sitting around doing nothing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pets are good therapy for everyone. Let the inmates train dogs for the disabled. What I hear is that it is the bureaucrats that are preventing such programs because of "allergies". BS. You hear about the high cost of keeping inmates in prison, but it's the salaries of the bureaucrats that suck up most of the money. Ten inmates get a budget of $330 a week for groceries, (you try eating healthy for $33 a week!) so any fresh grown vegetables are an added benefit for them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lock them up for their crimes, but give them some sort of skill while they are locked up, even if it is only milking a cow, or growing a carrot. If one inmate gets out and plants a tomato plant on their balcony so their kids can have fresh tomatoes, that's a huge positive for all of us as a society. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't let the lefties fool you, they are all talk and no action. If you want to improve prisons, try volunteering. Start a carpentry, welding or sewing program, you will be amazed at how rewarding it is for you and the inmates.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life in a prison? You can improve their experience and everyone will be better for it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-726487938957156848?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/726487938957156848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=726487938957156848' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/726487938957156848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/726487938957156848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/life-in-prison.html' title='Life In A Prison.'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-1196787010602043582</id><published>2012-01-21T00:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-21T00:11:22.422-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friday night funnies'/><title type='text'>Friday Night Funnies: In The Closet.</title><content type='html'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt; 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mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr style="mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes;"&gt;       &lt;td style="padding: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm;" valign="top"&gt;       &lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;"&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3331"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;A woman takes a lover home       during the day, while her husband is at work.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3334"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Her 9-year old son       comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet.       Then the woman's husband also comes home.       She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in       there already.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3337"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;The little boy says,       'Dark in here.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3340"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;The man says, 'Yes, it       is.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3343"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Boy - 'I have a golf       ball.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3346"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Man - 'That's nice.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3349"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Boy - 'Want to buy it?'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3352"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Man - 'No, thanks.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3355"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Boy - 'My dad's outside.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3358"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Man - 'OK, how much?'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3361"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Boy - '$250'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3364"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;A few weeks later, it       happens again that the boy and the lover, are in the closet together..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3367"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Boy - 'Dark in here.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3370"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Man - 'Yes, it is.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; 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font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;'The lover, remembering       the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3381"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Boy - '$750'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3384"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Man - 'Sold.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3387"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;A few days later, the       boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your sand wedge and golf ball, let's       go outside and have some short game practice.       The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3390"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;The father says,       'What?! How much did you sell them for?'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3393"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;Boy - '$1,000.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3396"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;The father says,       'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.       That is far more than those two things cost.       I'm going to take you to church and make you&amp;nbsp; confess.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3399"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;They go to the church,       and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he       closes the door.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3402"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;The boy says, 'Dark in       here.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3405"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;The priest says, 'Don't       start that shit with me again.       You're in my&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3407"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000099; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;c&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv435389326msid3408"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #00007f; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 24.0pt;"&gt;loset now.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;      &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;    &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; 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Damned good!'&lt;br /&gt;The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'&lt;br /&gt;The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; 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mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #002060; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his&amp;nbsp; upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #002060; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #002060; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor'? 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font-size: 10pt;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-1196787010602043582?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/1196787010602043582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=1196787010602043582' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/1196787010602043582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/1196787010602043582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/friday-night-funnies-in-closet.html' title='Friday Night Funnies: In The Closet.'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nC2ZO7gjsSI/Txpdu1eZx4I/AAAAAAAAC54/XQbMuxZc5U8/s72-c/peanuts.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-4855162222322393687</id><published>2012-01-19T01:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-19T01:06:34.173-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='OPEC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='California &quot;dirty oil&quot;'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heavy crude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Keystone cops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='environmentalists'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ethical oil'/><title type='text'>The Sky Is Falling, The Sky Is Falling!</title><content type='html'>Obama says, NO, but maybe later. It reminded me of this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://0.gvt0.com/vi/Sx9Tovevx6w/0.jpg"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sx9Tovevx6w&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266"  src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sx9Tovevx6w&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Obama is the Keystone Cops, going over a cliff and still never getting his "man". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poor old "heavy crude" sometimes called "bitumen", it's not as fast flowing as "light, sweet crude", so it's called "dirty". Alberta oil sands have been a huge target of foreign funded attacks by our stupid, greedy "greens".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Interesting to know, Alberta is not the only producer of "heavy crude", even though you wouldn't know it from our far left media/environmentalists.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.petroleumequities.com/cgi-bin/site.cgi?p=energysecurity.html&amp;amp;t=5"&gt;&lt;span class="h"&gt;Increasing U.S. Dependency on Foreign Crude Oil&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Over the past five years, studies of global oil production have   consistently predicted that diminishing discoveries of conventional crude oil will cause worldwide oil   production to peak and irreversibly decline by the end of the present decade.&lt;sup&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.petroleumequities.com/cgi-bin/site.cgi?p=energysecurity.html&amp;amp;t=5#_edn1"&gt;[1]&lt;/a&gt;,   &lt;a href="http://www.petroleumequities.com/cgi-bin/site.cgi?p=energysecurity.html&amp;amp;t=5#_edn2"&gt;[2]&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.petroleumequities.com/cgi-bin/site.cgi?p=energysecurity.html&amp;amp;t=5#_edn3"&gt;[3]&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.petroleumequities.com/cgi-bin/site.cgi?p=energysecurity.html&amp;amp;t=5#_edn4"&gt;[4]&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.petroleumequities.com/cgi-bin/site.cgi?p=energysecurity.html&amp;amp;t=5#_edn5"&gt;[5]&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; But   &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;heavy hydrocarbons still remain as a largely untapped petroleum resource — heavy crude oil   and natural bitumen (also called “tar sands” or “oil sands”) exist in abundance.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5TZcbDatZQg/TxfGpXEh7JI/AAAAAAAAC5w/YvVA-su9IvI/s1600/piecharts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="202" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5TZcbDatZQg/TxfGpXEh7JI/AAAAAAAAC5w/YvVA-su9IvI/s320/piecharts.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Shocking! Conventional oil (1.02 trillion) is ruled by the middle east, and heavy oil (5.6 trillion) is ruled by Canada. Still Obama rejected Canadian oil in favour of middle east oil and even the Venezuela heavy oil. A well hidden fact is that California oil is 51% "heavy crude", but don't expect environmentalists to tell you about that, or to ever protest in the US.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Heavy oil was discovered in California before the turn  of the previous century and currently comprises about half of the state’s crude  oil production.  With this production spread among more than 200 reservoirs,  significant infrastructure to access  heavy oil is already in place. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Foreign interests are sponsoring Canadian environmental groups to stop the Gateway pipeline. WHY? What's in it for them, except control of our oil without investment in it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even the middle east realizes that "heavy crude" has to be looked at.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Middle East oil countries should increase production of heavy oil as oil  prices remain higher and improved technology makes it easier, those  attending an industry conference in Bahrain were told.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Production and refining of heavy crude costs more than recovering and  processing light crude. Production of heavy oil from oil sands in  Canada’s Alberta province has an estimated break-even point of $35 a  barrel, Mirza noted. But Bahrain’s heavy oil could be recovered at a  cost of between $8 and $9 a barrel, he said.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Oil prices in recent weeks have fluctuated in a range of $70 to $80 a barrel, which OPEC officials have declared an ideal range.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;“Heavy oil will be a savior to the ever-increasing demand for fossil  fuels from the developing nations&lt;/b&gt;,” Mirza was quoted as saying.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Hello environmentalists, the gig is up. You should go to the middle east and tell them that they need the same environmental controls as Canada has had imposed on them. But they won't because environmentalists are chicken little's, running around in circles, wearing polar bear suits, yelling that the sky is falling, the sky is falling!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-4855162222322393687?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/4855162222322393687/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=4855162222322393687' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/4855162222322393687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/4855162222322393687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/sky-is-falling-sky-is-falling.html' title='The Sky Is Falling, The Sky Is Falling!'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5TZcbDatZQg/TxfGpXEh7JI/AAAAAAAAC5w/YvVA-su9IvI/s72-c/piecharts.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-4288508898309790112</id><published>2012-01-17T23:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-17T23:33:27.000-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='red ali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Charest'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Clark'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flaherty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dalton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alison Redford'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Albertans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PM Harper'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='provinces reject 6% funding increase'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='provinces rejec federal health care funding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='health care debates'/><title type='text'>We Are ALL Taxed Out!</title><content type='html'>First up, &lt;a href="http://disturbing%20statistics%20on%20underage%20smoking%20in%20alberta%20coming%20to%20light/"&gt;underage smokers&lt;/a&gt;! Shock! Retailers sell smokes to underage kids. What will happen if marijuana is legalized? Will under aged kids be able to get it, like they get booze? Funny thing about pot versus smokes, is that if anyone near you smokes pot, you get high, whether you want to or not. What about the people that have severe reactions to even the smell of pot? If peanuts can be banned from schools, than pot should be banned, not only from schools, but from anywhere the pubic gathers. No pot bars allowed, if smokers can't light up indoors, or have smoking bars, neither can the potheads. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Second, a hidden article: &lt;a href="http://edmonton.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20120116/premier-meetings-victoria-health-care-120116/20120116/?hub=EdmontonHome"&gt;Provinces REJECT federal governments health care funding. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Canadian premiers have unanimously rejected Finance Minister Jim  Flaherty's take-it-or-leave-it plans for health transfer payments to the  provinces, B.C. Premier Christy Clark said Monday. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;  &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;She said they all agreed the plan – made without negotiating with the provinces -- is both "unprecedented and unacceptable." &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Oh, my God, how stupid are the Premiers? Seriously? They have been whining for years that the federal government has been intruding on health care, and now that they have been given FREE reign, they are unhappy? Are they really that stupid?&amp;nbsp; My bet is that Clark and Redford are too stupid/inexperienced to realize that Dalton and Charest are using them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope that Jim Flaherty sticks to his budget and makes the provinces pay for their own health care, after all, it is their responsibility! Suck it up buttercups, you now have 6% more money for health care, use it wisely, and stop making the federal government the bad guy, when &lt;a href="http://www40.statcan.gc.ca/l01/cst01/govt08a-eng.htm"&gt;your deficits&lt;/a&gt; and debt combined are higher than the federal governments. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Red Ali agreed to NOT support a 6% increase in health care money even though the new per capita formula meant that Albertans would get way more money from the feds. She obviously doesn't care about Alberta. She sold Albertans out for her own political aspirations. She only cares about her image as a Progressive Liberal lite latte sipping elite. In the final analysis, she's not very bright is she? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My impression of the Premiers meeting is that they tried to unite to become the "fake" federal government. They now think that since they have been given MORE power by the federal government that they will now rule this nation if they can only combine their provinces. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope that the provinces reduce the ridiculous trade barriers from province to province, so they can increase trade. I wish that provinces would take responsibility for education, health care, the environment and all the other responsibilities mandated to them in the constitution. Stop relying on the federal government for all your goodies. Stop your whining and be glad that the feds are giving you room to innovate. Stop running home to Momma! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember there is only ONE taxpayer, on the municipal, provincial and federal level. One taxpayer, three levels of government taxing us all. We are all taxed out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-4288508898309790112?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/4288508898309790112/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=4288508898309790112' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/4288508898309790112'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/4288508898309790112'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/we-are-all-taxed-out.html' title='We Are ALL Taxed Out!'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-4998753351004193811</id><published>2012-01-16T23:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T23:32:10.995-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toddler saved from brutal cold'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doggie booties'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cold weather hits'/><title type='text'>Cold Weather Hits! Look Out For Your Kids And Animals!</title><content type='html'>Deep freeze time. Make sure you look out for your kids and your animals. Those nice little knit coats are great and so are booties. It's funny how dogs will react to the booties, but if they are going to be out walking for any length of time, in minus 27 weather, they will appreciate you putting those booties on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your dog is going to react to the booties the same as every dog reacts...they are going to walk funny for a few minutes, it is not torture, but it is really funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://0.gvt0.com/vi/LXwjvcgDDEw/0.jpg"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LXwjvcgDDEw&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266"  src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LXwjvcgDDEw&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://0.gvt0.com/vi/NM3bsp-L-Lg/0.jpg"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NM3bsp-L-Lg&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266"  src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NM3bsp-L-Lg&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://0.gvt0.com/vi/1WjwZSIDIrw/0.jpg"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1WjwZSIDIrw&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266"  src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1WjwZSIDIrw&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The dogs are fine, and most importantly so are their paws. You stand out barefoot in minus 30 weather and see how long you can stand it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The worse is that all the people commenting negatively about a dog in booties, seem to have nothing to say about this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h1 class="title zero entry-title"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.edmontonsun.com/2012/01/16/barefoot-toddler-saved-from-brutal-cold"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Barefoot toddler saved from brutal cold&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;h1 class="title zero entry-title"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span class="placeline"&gt;EDMONTON&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;The quick actions of a Good  Samaritan likely saved a child's life after he was found outside in -34  C weather wearing shorts and an upside down parka, police say.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;The barefoot three-year-old boy was plucked to safety after a  neighbour in his west-end apartment building heard him crying about  10:45 p.m. Sunday.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;"If it hadn't been for this citizen stepping forward, I don't even  want to think of what the outcome might have been," said Sgt. Gary  Willits, with the Child At Risk Response Team.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;"The outcome could have been tragic."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Now, that is important. Complaining about people filming their dogs wearing booties, is very unimportant in the grand scheme of things, it shouldn't even rate our concern.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keep your kids bundled up and your pets warm in this cold weather. It's only common sense.&amp;nbsp;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-4998753351004193811?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/4998753351004193811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=4998753351004193811' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/4998753351004193811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/4998753351004193811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/cold-weather-hits-look-out-for-your.html' title='Cold Weather Hits! Look Out For Your Kids And Animals!'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-2999062460853120911</id><published>2012-01-15T23:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-15T23:44:54.690-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Premiers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Health Care'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='federal government'/><title type='text'>Premiers Are Lost Little Kittens.</title><content type='html'>On the issue of health care, the Premiers have been given a blank slate by the federal government. They have been left confused without direction from the feds. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They do not seem to understand that health care is a provincial responsibility. They are refusing to take that responsibility and own it. They want the federal government to guide them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Personally, I think the Premiers were happy to have the federal government intrude on their domain because they could then pretend it was the feds that were keeping provinces from providing good health care to Canadians. Now, they have to own it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/canada/archives/2012/01/20120115-163613.html"&gt;OTTAWA  - Canada's premiers will spend the next two days&lt;/a&gt; trying to find a common front to present to Ottawa over health care.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Provincial  and territorial leaders are in Victoria, B.C. for 36 hours of  strategizing in the wake of the federal government's unilateral move to  lay out the health funding framework.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;But the premiers are divided  along broad east-west lines over whether they like the deal, with  provinces such as Ontario balking at the arrangement.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;In December,  Ottawa short-circuited what were expected to be lengthy negotiations  over health transfers to the provinces by dictating the terms -  transfers would continue to grow by 6% annually until 2017. They would  then be tied to economic growth including inflation, likely around 4%.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;"That  completely changed the dynamic," said the University of Ottawa's  Patrick Fafard, noting the provinces, instead of uniting over squeezing  extra cash from Ottawa, now have to confront more illusive targets.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;The provinces are so used to whining to the feds that they are in shock that they have been given the health care money without any strings attached. This makes them responsible for their own health care spending, and it scares them because they will have no-one to blame but themselves for longer wait times, no family doctors, etc.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grow some balls Premiers, you wanted the job, now solve your own provinces problems, without crying to the feds for everything. Your whining grates on my nerves, and makes you look like lost little kittens.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-2999062460853120911?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/2999062460853120911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=2999062460853120911' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/2999062460853120911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/2999062460853120911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/premiers-are-lost-little-kittens.html' title='Premiers Are Lost Little Kittens.'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-7458706886567657792</id><published>2012-01-15T00:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-15T00:18:27.646-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='red ali'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Danielle Smith'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Clark'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Anne McLellan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NDP'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dalton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='National energy program'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Liberals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Charest'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alberta Conservatives'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alberta oil sands'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wildrose'/><title type='text'>Liberal Anne McLellan LOVES Red Ali!</title><content type='html'>If you have doubted what I have been saying about Red Ali being a Liberal, this video will prove conclusively that I am right. Pay attention to how much ex-Deputy Prime Minister Anne McLellan loves Red Ali. Ever since I watched this video I have been thinking about what she said, and it only confirms that Red Ali was elected by Liberals. (Thank you Stephen for this great video!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://1.gvt0.com/vi/1AMvsTuBy1k/0.jpg"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1AMvsTuBy1k&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;embed width="320" height="266"  src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1AMvsTuBy1k&amp;fs=1&amp;source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Her last comment about being happy that Red Ali is a female? Well Danielle Smith is a female too! I guess a Liberal female trumps a Conservative female in her eyes. Will she say the same thing if Danielle is elected?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What strikes me as interesting is that Red Ali has been making provincial friends with all the Liberals. Problem is that Dalton, Charest, and Clark are all stuck on stupid, and it appears that Red Ali wants to join their parade. She is obviously only listening to Liberals like Landslide Anne McLellan, a loser:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060123/elxn_laurie_hawn_060123?s_name=election2006&amp;amp;no_ads"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Conservative defeats Anne McLellan on 2nd try&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;blockquote class="tr_bq"&gt;&lt;div class="timeStamp"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Updated Tue. Jan. 24 2006 12:35 AM ET&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="storyAttributes"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Canadian Press&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i&gt;EDMONTON -- The land finally slid under Landslide Annie.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;After toughing out three narrow campaign victories since first coming  to power in 1993, Deputy Prime Minister Anne McLellan lost Monday night  to her Conservative opponent in Edmonton Centre, Laurie Hawn.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;Anne never understood Alberta, she still doesn't. In the clip she stated that only about 25% of Albertans would support Wildrose, and the polls back her up. Boy does she live in la la land. Most importantly, she didn't even support her own Liberal party, all she could do was praise Red Ali. Your slip is showing Anne!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If that clip doesn't convince you that Alison Redford is a Liberal plant, nothing ever will. Which makes it all the more important to get out and support the Wildrose party.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have to know that the Liberals are going to vote for her, she gave the teachers 100 MILLION dollars, and the the NDP voters are going to like her support of the teachers union, so she will get their votes too. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Liberal/NDP supporters got her into power, it is up to us Conservatives to get her out of power. Make no mistake, she is Alberta's Dalton McGuinty. She will take a have province and make it a have not province because of her leftist leanings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She has done nothing to support our oil sands! Nothing. She has been too busy visiting other provinces to get them to agree to another National Energy Program, that will destroy our economy. She has to go, she is dangerous to our economy and our livelihoods.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Join Wildrose, start the engine that will drive them to power. We have to, it is imperative that we do so, because Red Ali will destroy everything we have worked so hard to build. If we do not rid ourselves of this Liberal Premier, we will be worse off than the US under Obama.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously, Red Ali has to go, she is not a Conservative, and she is not supportive of the engine of Canada, the oil sands. Boot her, and all of her supposedly Conservative cronies.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24226508-7458706886567657792?l=climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/feeds/7458706886567657792/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24226508&amp;postID=7458706886567657792' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/7458706886567657792'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24226508/posts/default/7458706886567657792'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://climbingoutofthedark.blogspot.com/2012/01/liberal-anne-mclellan-loves-red-ali.html' title='Liberal Anne McLellan LOVES Red Ali!'/><author><name>hunter</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='20' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKlwl3vK8K8/SxcnIWs0GUI/AAAAAAAABlY/Sr7fOSocCgU/S220/NorthernLights5.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-337605778474324026</id><published>2012-01-14T00:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-14T00:06:45.940-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friday night funnies'/><title type='text'>Friday Night Funnies: Ice Is Really Bad For You</title><content type='html'>&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt; 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font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 36.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 13.5pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 16.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;When you drink &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;vodka&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; over ice, it can give you kidney failure.&lt;br /&gt;When you drink &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;rum &lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;over ice, it can give you liver failure.&lt;br /&gt;When you drink &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;whiskey&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; over ice, it can give you heart&lt;br /&gt;problems.&lt;br /&gt;When you drink &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;gin&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; over ice, it can give you brain problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently, ice is really bad for you.&lt;br /&gt;Warn all your friends.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 16pt;"&gt;------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Qx1NqElrnhQ/TxEbLGUK24I/AAAAAAAAC5o/FqIa9t90ZwQ/s1600/teenagers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="300" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Qx1NqElrnhQ/TxEbLGUK24I/AAAAAAAAC5o/FqIa9t90ZwQ/s400/teenagers.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;-----------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;Blonde Phone Call: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;Hi Mom, How are you?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware" &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call" &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt; "What happened?" &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt; "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head." &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt; "What on earth, why did you do that?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black &amp;amp; Decker."&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;Sent to me by mistake:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gwW3drkJ1Mg/TxEO2yFDWJI/AAAAAAAAC5I/fr887_UpKms/s1600/senior+center.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="380" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gwW3drkJ1Mg/TxEO2yFDWJI/AAAAAAAAC5I/fr887_UpKms/s400/senior+center.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; 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He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.... &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!" &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care." &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;The man broke down and sobbed. &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;The doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just messing with you. 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mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";}&lt;/style&gt; &lt;![endif]--&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Smug Men&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: navy; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Arial&amp;quot;,&amp;quot;sans-serif&amp;quot;; font-size: 20.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay&amp;nbsp;gravely ill.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Finally, the doctor came in looking tired&amp;nbsp;and sombre.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;'I'm&amp;nbsp;afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;'The only hope left for&amp;nbsp;your&amp;nbsp;loved one at this time is a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;brain transplant&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;It's&amp;nbsp;an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is&amp;nbsp;the only hope.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;Insurance will cover the procedure, but&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;'How much&amp;nbsp;will a brain cost?'&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;The&amp;nbsp;doctor quickly responded, '£15,000 for a male brain; £200 for a female brain.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;The moment turned awkward.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;Some of the men actually had to&amp;nbsp;'try'&lt;i&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the&amp;nbsp;women.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="background: white;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the&amp;nbsp;female brains a lot lower because&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-converted-space"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="ecxyiv780199872apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-bidi-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;quot;Times New Roman&amp;quot;; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA;"&gt;they've been&amp;nbsp;used.'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color: black; font-family: &amp;quot;Comic Sans MS&amp;quot;; 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