tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-242265082024-03-23T12:13:20.240-06:00Climbing Out Of The DarkInto the Conservative Lighthunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.comBlogger2037125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-49366602302508317622022-02-14T18:23:00.000-07:002022-02-14T18:23:33.025-07:00<p> Out of the Dark to Protest Trudeau!</p><p><br /></p><p>His father was a jerk, and the son is a jerk! I'm all for the trucker protests. I've been out in convoys and just standing at the legislature waving my flag for the convoys. It's not enough anymore. </p><p>Banks are shutting accounts down, without warrants or any justification needed. </p><p>I'm going to my bank tomorrow to take out all my money from the TD, in cash. Don't settle for a DRAFT, it's fake money and allows banks to transfer funds without having to access the money in their vaults. Banks traditionally keep about 5% of their customers deposits on hand, they invest the rest while they give us .05% interest on our "savings" accounts. So if everyone came into their banks and demanded cash...the banking system would crash. </p><p>If you are not aware of what is happening, it's not just about the jabs anymore, it's about a China like credit system. Digital currency that can be turned off and on at the whim of some government bureaucrat who thinks you might be a threat. </p><p>Don't believe me? I don't care. I have a plan, do you? </p>hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-41360524542401224572015-12-29T21:30:00.001-07:002015-12-29T21:30:42.922-07:00Firefox, Begging for Donations<h2>
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I quit using Firefox when they fired their CEO for donating $1,000 to Prop 8, a non-profit fighting against gay marriage in California. Astonishingly, Prop 8 won, in California no less, but it was quickly ruled unconstitutional by federal <b>activist </b>judges.<br />
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Here is Firefox begging for donations:<br />
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<span style="color: windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">HELLO there:
We know you love Firefox, but did you know a non-profit called Mozilla built
Firefox? Thanks to donations, Mozilla does a lot more than build this awesome
browser. We teach people to code, fight for online privacy, and protect this
amazing thing called the Web for future generations <b>(BUT they didn't give their own CEO freedom of speech).</b> Just a few times a year
Mozilla asks for donations, and usually only a tiny portion of Firefox users
give. If everyone reading this chipped in $3 to help Mozilla, we could wrap
this fundraiser up in under an hour and tip our hat to you!</span><span style="color: windowtext; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Thank you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: windowtext; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif;">I would have
donated $1000 to you, just like </span><span style="color: windowtext; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-font-kerning: 18.0pt;"><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Eich">CEO Brendan Eich</a> did to a
non-profit organization like yours, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_8_%282008%29">Prop 8</a>.
Excuse me for thinking that your cause (your continued employment in a
non-essential job (IE and Chrome are better) ) is not as important as Eich’s
cause was. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: windowtext; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-font-kerning: 18.0pt;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: windowtext; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-font-kerning: 18.0pt;">The way the PC crowd swarmed down on their victim (Eich), tore his
eyes out for seeing PC hypocrisy, gutted him for having an opinion different
from all leftists robots, and left him to resign, reminds me of ISIS and their
uncompromising evil crucifixions of Christians (Which it is not PC to talk about as we are allowing thousands of undocumented illegals into our country).</span></span><br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: windowtext; font-family: "Arial",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-CA; mso-font-kerning: 18.0pt;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Didn't you </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">condemn Eich to die</span><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">without actual blood being shed? Because of a $1,000 donation? So, no, I will not even be donating $3 to
you….ever. Maybe you should have thought about your activism and how it would
affect your non-profit, before you alienated over 60% of your users and got
political!!! <o:p></o:p></span><br />
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Lefties, they just can't see anything that is not right up in their face biting them!.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I still like her and applaud the Conservative party for giving her a chance to show her smarts as the interim leader. The media is already slamming her as not being able to speak Quebec French, what a hoot! She speaks English, French and <span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; line-height: 22.4px;">fluent </span><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_language" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-size: initial; color: #0b0080; line-height: 22.4px; text-decoration: none;" title="Portuguese language">Portuguese</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; line-height: 22.4px;"> and Spanish. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; line-height: 22.4px;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; line-height: 22.4px;">Put her up against the ":shiny pony": and he looks anemic. She will make him look like Charlie Brown during question period. The best thing is that the progressives can';t attack her, because if they do, they will show their true anti-feminist colours. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; line-height: 22.4px;">Liberals have thrown all they could at her and she is still standing. They fail to understand that Conservative women are tougher and more independent than any other political group. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; line-height: 22.4px;">I remember going to a rally for Harper in Edmonton before he was elected Prime Minister. I lined up with my then 12 year old son, hoping my son would be able to shake the next PM';s hand. I turned around and saw a lady with a walker trying to get into the line, so I pulled my son back to let her in. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #252525;"><span style="line-height: 22.4px;">While we were waiting, I started talking to her. OMG. If I can be as strong as her, I will have lived a great life. She and her husband immigrated from Britain in the early 1900';s. While her husband was working up north, she proceeded to buy them a house in Edmonton. She was the power. She is a perfect example of a true Conservative woman. Tough, Smart and Can Do. </span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #252525;"><span style="line-height: 22.4px;"><br /></span></span></span></span>
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #252525;"><span style="line-height: 22.4px;">This was in 2006, and I still remember my encounter with her, and I still strive to celebrate the pioneer spirit she represents. Our children need to sit down and listen to the pioneers who are left, so they can understand that a rock star PM will not make their lives better by promising them ":goodies":. They need to understand that they will be the ones paying for all those ":goodies":. </span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #252525;"><span style="line-height: 22.4px;">Rona will do a great job. She is tough, smart and independent, not to mention a beautiful woman. (I guess that isn;'t PC, but as I am a woman they can';t attack me. I will just claim I am GLTABC) .</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #252525;"><span style="line-height: 22.4px;">Look into Trudeau';s eyes and you will see nothing. Seriously, watch his eyes, nothing is going on behind them. We have a puppet PM, who';s strings will be pulled by the BIG BUSINESS progressives supposedly despise and Liberal activists who have been starving for the last 10 years. First up the climate conference where Alberta will get screwed by the federal Liberals and the provincial NDP. Count on it. </span></span></span></span>hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-13347975625043495912015-11-01T21:46:00.000-07:002015-11-01T21:46:21.390-07:00Climate Conference Just In Time For The LiberalsTo sign another ":Kyoto Accord:" to look good, and then do nothing again!<br />
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Or can they do nothing if they sign <a href="http://unfccc.int/files/adaptation/application/pdf/mechanical_light_editing.pdf">this agreement</a>?<br />
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<a href="http://www.wnd.com/2015/11/u-n-tribunal-to-judge-u-s-for-climate-debt/">Some in the US are worried </a>about this tiny little portion of the agreement on page 19.<br />
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According to the proposed draft text of the climate treaty, the tribunal would take up issues such as “climate justice,” “climate finance,” “technology transfers,” and “climate debt.”</div>
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[An International Tribunal of Climate Justice as][A] [compliance mechanism] is hereby established to address cases of non-compliance of the commitments of developed country Parties on mitigation, adaptation, [provision of] finance, technology development and transfer [and][,] capacity-building[,] and transparency of action and support, including through the development of an indicative list of consequences, taking into account the cause, type, degree and frequency of non-compliance.</div>
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The U.N. held a preparatory conference in September in Bonn, Germany, that drafted language to be approved at the upcoming Paris climate summit. At the Bonn meeting the U.N. brought together more than 2,000 participants from governments, observer organizations and the media.</div>
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But none of those media chose to report on the proposed new global tribunal.</div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;">Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the
Rideau Canal. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't
understand how you are so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were
the same size as kids, I just don't get it.</span><br />
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'Well,' said the big croc,
'what have you been eating?'<br />
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the
small croc.<br />
'Hmmm. Well, where do you catch them?'<br />
'On the other
side of the river near the car park at Parliament Hill.’<br />
'Same here.
How do you catch them?' asked the big croc.<br />
'Well, I crawl up under one
of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the
car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of
them and eat 'em!'<br />
"Ah!" says the big croc, "I think I see your
problem, you're not getting any real nourishment! See, by the time you
finish shaking the crap out of a politician, there's nothing much left but
an asshole with a
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: blue; color: red;">We know this election the MEDIA made a big issue out of the lady who wanted to get her citizenship covered from head to toe....I wonder if she took her dog with her?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> <br /> </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">Daddy made him a four-star general. <br /><br />This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">life that would even come close to military leadership. <br /><br />He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"> <wbr></wbr> sports team, or commanded a military platoon. <br /><br />So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. <br /><br />Terrific!!! <br /><br />Oh crap!</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">I'm sorry. <br /> <br />I just remembered that we did the same thing. </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><img alt="Barack Obama" class="CToWUd a6T" height="800" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/proxy/AVvXsEimeFM7FAAwR0YZOS07yqpj5sokx1eRGemMEttr7eFxYpjLKbjNjLM1fBS4XwVN6dksUtbJQFTgIP-Az0zMD26fKu3j1kXbnrtlZSrDFBONARPIkHkk_h9wCD3EzhLMpoJym6qQLS-abkDrYbsOjeg0fSvvgLlvvpYK5w=s0-d-e1-ft" tabindex="0" width="600" /> </span><span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. <br /><br />A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him </span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">"Beloved Leader" of the United States. TWICE!</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<strong><span style="background: yellow; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">I'm sorry I brought this up... Never mind.</span></strong><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;">It is just amazing that so many of them are still with us!</span></div>
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baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the
baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked
the slide and knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels
showed up the following week.<br /><br />The Methodist church decided that
they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they
humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist
Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took
down the water slide.<br /><br />But the Catholic Church came up with a
very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated
them as members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and
Easter.<br /><br />Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue, but it's
rumoured that they took one squirrel and circumcised him and they
haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.</span></div>
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<b><u><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL</span></u></b><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /><br />The
first man married a woman from North Carolina . He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but
on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed
and put away.<br /><br />The second man married a woman from South Carolina
. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes
and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean,
the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.<br /><br />The
third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on
the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye,
and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and
load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.<u></u><u></u></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">We have all heard about the Liberals bringing more refugees into Canada, they might be your Mom or Dad!!</span></div>
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<span style="color: green; font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">The Canadian Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the east coast of Canada today</span><span style="color: #760b00; font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">.</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: green; font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but away from Canada towards the Middle East</span><span style="color: #760b00; font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;"> </span><span style="color: #760b00; font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">.</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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surprise finding was that they were loaded with Canadians who were all
seniors of pension age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to
the Middle East so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal
immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners</span><span style="color: #760b00; font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: 24pt;">.</span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: green; font-family: Tahoma,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">We are booking the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come.</span></div>
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hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-55344892816572915052015-10-27T21:48:00.000-06:002015-10-27T21:48:39.130-06:00Birth AnnouncementRachel from Notleyham has delivered a NDP baby, called <a href="http://www.calgarysun.com/2015/10/26/on-the-eve-of-the-budget-notley-promises-to-protect-albertans-from-the-cruel-world">:"Deficit Spending"</a>: to the uninformed Alberta citizens. The same citizens who overthrew the bad Progressive conservatives for overspending, now have Rapunzel lowering her hair for all the provincial unions. This fairy tale will not end well.<br />
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The labour pains are sharp and directed at the guts of taxpayers. We voted Klein in so we could get rid of our debt. I remember it well, I was on the cusp of the 20% cuts, but I made it, and so did all the people who were cut.<br />
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This is going to hurt every single Albertan, taxpayer or not. How?? Carbon tax. A tax on the air we breathe. Imagine the shock our ancestors would get if they came back today and found out that carbon dioxide is bad. The stupidity of people who want to believe in climate change is surpassed by only the Islamic hordes who behead those who will not bow to their religion.<br />
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The first NDP budget in Alberta is a killer. Job killer, pension killer, and investment in the oil industry killer.<br />
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RIP Alberta.hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-9567542820382799282015-10-26T23:03:00.002-06:002015-10-26T23:03:55.693-06:00Someone Has To Pay For All The ":Goodies:"For decades Alberta was able to fend off the federal power grabs because they had a conservative government provincially. Even with a conservative provincial government in place, Trudeau The First, was able to decimate Alberta with the NEP.<br />
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Alberta is now prime pickings for both the NDP and Liberals. We have no protection from the lefty progressives.<br />
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You can try to blame whoever you want for the provincial and federal elections, but it comes down to who promised the most ":goodies:".<br />
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When the takers out number the workers, these are the results you can expect. When a spend until you drop budget approach wins against a balanced budget approach, you can expect these results for decades to come.<br />
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All you need to do is look at Ontario. The voters keep electing the Liberals because they are handing out the :"goodies:" faster than the recipients can spend them and they feel good about their inclusive progressive society. Debt??? Who cares? The politicians never seem to mention the <a href="http://news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/kelly-mcparland-alberta-joins-the-bandwagon-back-to-big-deficits">BILLION dollars a month for interest payments in Ontario alone. </a> Imagine how a BILLION dollars could help a hospital in Ontario, or 12 hospitals a year.<br />
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I fear for Alberta.<br />
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Provincial Sales Tax or Carbon Tax, or both.<br />
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NotMe will promote a carbon tax to make us appear environmentally friendly because she can';t get away with imposing a sales tax. It is the same thing, just a different name. Add that to the national carbon tax we can all expect, and it';s a double header in taxation.<br />
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The media will make it seem like we are finally paying our dues for all the pollution we have been causing.....how many smog days has Edmonton had?......NONE you say?? Funny that.<br />
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Even the most extreme hurricane the western hemisphere has ever seen....so we were told....did minimal damage in Mexico this week. <br />
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Don';t blame Harper for the conservatives not getting reelected, blame the takers not the workers. You can see the same thing happening in the US. The takers out number the workers.<br />
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If that trend persists, eventually society fails. Someone has to pay for all the :"goodies":. <br />
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Am I back? Maybe only when I feel like posting something. I was content with the Conservative government. I will have more to post about with two lefty governments grinding me down.<br />
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<br />hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-30948932185704068152013-03-19T22:49:00.000-06:002013-03-19T22:49:02.574-06:00This Is About Murder, Not Abortion.Some will see no wrong in what was done at this clinic, and I pray for those people. This is about murder, not abortion. <br />
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Kermit Gosnell is on trial for the murder of babies, born alive, and then murdered by severing the spine. It's as despicable a crime as any mass shooting, but don't except huge coverage of the trial, because it shows abortion for what it is, murder.<br />
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For a quick idea of what the trial is about, watch this short clip. WARNING, very graphic images and discussion.<br />
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For more information, you can go to this site, <a href="http://3801lancaster.com/">3801 Lancaster</a>.<br />
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What bothers me most about this is that the people who support abortion always mention the abortion doctors that have been killed by pro-life people, but they refuse to place any blame on someone like this killer. They are scared that women might smarten up and realize what an abortion really is and what it does to them mentally and physically.<br />
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May God have mercy on their souls. I would say the same for Gosnell, but I think the man is soulless. hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-49454322240617050622013-03-15T23:18:00.001-06:002013-03-15T23:18:50.808-06:00Friday Night Funnies: St. Patrick's Day<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 16.0pt;">John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's</span></b><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 16.0pt;"><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">of me wife !"</span></b><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">That won him the top prize at the pub for the best</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">toast of the night !</span></b><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">prize for the Best toast of The night."</span></b><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"</span></b></span></b></div>
<b><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 16pt;"><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">life, sitting in church beside me wife."</span></b><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.</span></b><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."</span></b><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">surprised myself. You know, he's only been in</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell</span></b><br /><b><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">asleep".</span></b></span></b><br />
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a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The
nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey
comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused
it.<br /><br />One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then,
remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift
the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into
the warm milk.<br /><br />Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass
to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and
before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last
drop.<br /><br />As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good
opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual
leader.."Mother," the nuns asked earnestly,"Please give us some of your
wisdom before you leave us."She raised herself up in bed on one elbow,
looked
at them and said: "<br /><br />"DON'T SELL THAT COW."</span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<b><i><span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">Darren </span></i></b><i><b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"> </span></b></i><b><i><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office. But she was dating someone else.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">One day</span></i></b><i><b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"> </span></b></i><b><i><span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">Darren</span></i></b><i><b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"> </span></b></i><b><i><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">got
so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you
let me have sex with you. The girl looked at him and then said, "NO!"</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="color: navy; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">Darren</span></i></b><i><b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;"> </span></b></i><b><i><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">said,
"I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down
and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a
moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.</span></i></b></div>
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called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him
for $200 and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to
get his pants down. Then give me a call."</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.</span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?" </span></i></b></div>
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<b><i><span style="color: purple; font-family: Papyrus; font-size: 24pt;">Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"</span></i></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: maroon; font-size: 20.0pt;">Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">CHINESE SICK LEAVE:</span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">I NO COME WORK TODAY.</span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></div>
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When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that."</span><span style="font-family: Calibri,sans-serif;"></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: maroon;">One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.</span></div>
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there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting
aside the scuba tanks and mask, and zipping down the top of the wet
suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!<br /><br />She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,<br /><br />"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"<br /><br />"Ten years!" replied the amazed Irishman.<br /><br />With
that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left
sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a
lighter.<br /><br />He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag.<br /><br />"Faith and begorrah!" said the castaway. "Ah, that is so good! I'd forgotten how great a smoke can
be!"<br /><br />"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.<br /><br />Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years!"<br /><br />Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.<br /><br />He opened the flask and took a long drink.<br /><br />"'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"<br /><br />At
this point, the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front
of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man
and asked, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"<br /><br />With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,<br /><br />Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!" </span><br />
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<b><span lang="HU" style="color: green; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;">The frog says his name is</span></b><b><span lang="HU" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;"><span> </span><span style="color: green;">Kermit Jagger, his dad is</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="HU" style="color: green; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;">Mick Jagger, and that it's</span></b><b><span lang="HU" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;"><span> </span><span style="color: green;">okay, he knows the bank</span><span> </span><span style="color: green;">manager.<br /><br />Patty explains that he will</span><span> </span><span style="color: green;">need to secure the loan with</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="HU" style="color: green; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;">The frog says, "Sure. I have</span></b><b><span lang="HU" style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;"><span> </span><span style="color: green;">this,"</span></span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="HU" style="color: green; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;">"I mean, what in</span></b><span> </span><b><span lang="HU" style="color: green; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;">the world is this?"</span></b><b><span lang="HU" style="color: olive; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 9pt;"><br /><br /></span></b><b><span lang="HU" style="color: green; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;">The bank manager looks back</span></b><span> </span><span> </span><b><span lang="HU" style="color: green; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: 27pt;">at her and says.</span></b></div>
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First a quick definition of the 2nd amendment, by Penn and Teller, one bad word at the end, but for once in is used perfectly to describe the true nature of gun control nuts. <br />
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Then of course, who can forget one of the most famous supporters of the Constitution and especially the 2nd amendment but Charlton Heston: <br />
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And what bugs me most about this whole push for gun control, is that law makers are telling women to run to a call box, use a pen, or blow a whistle in the event of rape. What gives them the right to dictate to women what they should use to protect themselves? I thought it was all about "my body, my choice", so what if "my choice" to defend "my body" is a gun? Shouldn't law makers be in support of that choice? hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-56055322219034819202013-02-10T21:44:00.000-07:002013-02-10T21:44:00.007-07:00So God Made A Dog!Okay, this isn't a takeoff of the God made a farmer ad, but it should be! Get the tissues ready.<br />
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How do dogs know, instinctively, that some people are special? I have seen it time and again, being involved with raising assistance dogs, how they just know someone is special and needs their help. It's uncanny, and why God made dogs. hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-31217202145748931462013-02-09T00:28:00.000-07:002013-02-09T00:28:01.478-07:00Friday Night Funnies: Winter Bowling!Given that eastern Canada and the US are getting blizzard like conditions, I thought these might give you a hint of what winter bowling is all about!<br />
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Just so West Coast Teddi doesn't feel left out, here's one from Vancouver:<br />
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My All Time Favorite, listen to the sounds.....winter bowling!!!!:<br />
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We are enjoying wonderful weather, so I hope Toronto and the States stay safe, and enjoy that snow tomorrow if you can. Now back to bad winter drivers on You Tube. Have a great weekend!hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-25980827096791345022013-02-05T23:18:00.000-07:002013-02-05T23:18:02.041-07:00Conceal Carry? Why Not?I've thought about it, and if I could conceal carry a gun in Canada, I would. I have no guns in the house, but if it was an option, for me, as a female, I'd take it. I do have a canister of dog spray in my purse, but in a dangerous situation, it would take too long to; find it in my purse, get it out, point it in the right direction, and make sure the wind was in the right direction to make sure it didn't spray in my face. So, basically, it is useless.<br />
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My kid takes taekwondo and he has shown me some really useful moves to get out of a headlock<em>, </em>but even if I did, I would still be reduced to "shouting fire" and running for my life, so what good is that, unless I can subdue my attacker? I figure a gun would be a great equalizer for me against a much larger attacker. I'm hoping I would just have to show it to the guy and he would be the one running, but if necessary,<em> </em>I could take the shot.<br />
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So, gun control is nuts. All the laws already on the books are not upheld, so more laws won't work.<em> </em><br />
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Finally we got rid for the stupid, 2 billion dollar gun registry. It was a bad law imposed on us by the Liberal government of the day to appease the gun control fanatics. The US is trying the same thing now. Maybe the should look to Canada, the UK and Australia to see how gun control has failed. <em></em><br />
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Rex Murphy had a great opinion piece on this topic years ago:<br />
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What it all comes down to in the end, is my right to protect myself in the way I feel most comfortable. If I think a bow and arrow (which I am really good at) is better than a bat or a gun, I should be able to defend myself with that bow and arrow without fear that the government is going to prosecute me because I had the audacity to actually defend myself before the police could arrive. <em> </em><br />
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This guy was lucky he didn't get charged. The RCMP/Police are idiots, they want no one but themselves to have guns. Tell that to the women who are getting raped at increasing rates around the world. Give us women guns, we will take care of ourselves, it's better than being tied up and <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-mexico-spanish-tourists-raped-20130205,0,5575006.story">raped repeatedly like these women. </a><br />
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were sleeping, beat and tied up six men and raped six Spanish women. A
seventh woman, <b>a Mexican national</b>, was unharmed, he said. The
nationalities of the male tourists were not disclosed.<br /><br />Walton
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Give me a gun, not a gun free zone...those are deadly. <br />
<em><br /></em>hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-64759935414489861062013-02-03T22:36:00.001-07:002013-02-03T22:36:28.872-07:00God Made A Farmer!Of all the superbowl ads, this one is the best:<br />
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Let the vegans and others try to get this one banned. Too late, it already aired!<br />
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Why do lefties only know how to ban stuff? Why can't they create anything? <br />
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Oops, silly me, they know how to create deficits (McGuinty and <span style="color: red;">Red</span>ford), and they certainly know how to create dissension (Idle no More, Occupy) and they are experts at creating an atmosphere filled with hate against anyone who does not agree with them (Abortion).<br />
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I'm sick of the lefty whiners. They need to get out of the basement, get a job and join the real people in the real world. No more government grants for phoney research, no more living off of the productive like parasites. <br />
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If the greenies are so concerned about the environment, let them become farmers. HA! Thought not! It's a failure by them to create! (Well except for those bird choppers they love!)<br />
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Thank God for farmers....but don't except greenies to understand where their food comes from, that would be too difficult for them to comprehend. They are too busy growing illegal marijuana and protesting against the very people who provide them with food. <br />
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Speaking about the Super Bowl, here is the Coke ad that has the Arab community in an uproar. Would you give me a frigging break? At least Coke is leaving our polar bears alone this year.<br />
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</span></span><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 18pt;">He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store </span></span><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 18pt;">to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco </span></span><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 18pt;">and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. </span></span><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 18pt;">So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. </span></span><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /></span></span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 18pt;">(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Gangnam Dancing, by twins. What the heck is up with Gangnam?</span><br />
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YEAR!</span></b><b><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: #000099; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">WE MUST WRITE OUR REPRESENTATIVES TO BAN DANGEROUS CARS TODAY!<br />THE LONGER WE WAIT, THE MORE LIVES WILL BE LOST TO DRUNK DRIVERS.<br />OMG! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?</span></b></span></span><br />
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<b><span style="color: #330033; font-size: 24.0pt;">........ And which</span></b><b><span style="color: #004080; font-size: 24.0pt;"> </span></b><b><span style="color: #330033; font-size: 24.0pt;">country do I get when I have a technical problem <br />with my computer?</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Have a great weekend. It's February now, so spring is coming up real fast. Now, if I could only find that seed catalog, I know it's here somewhere. Found it. Must have for this year...."cool wave" pansies! </span><br /><span style="color: red; font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></span></span> </span> </span></span><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #443311; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span>hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-24681115643080728342013-01-29T22:05:00.001-07:002013-01-29T22:05:40.359-07:00National Post Gets Hammered! Credibility ZeroThe National Post bought Associated Press wire feeds and got hammered by them big time. Guess they don't bother fact checking AP's articles before they post them.<br />
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This is what I saw this morning on the National Post:<br />
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Pro-gun activists HECKLE father of six year old Sandy Hook massacre!! Can it get anymore despicable than that? How can your heart not bleed for those babies and their families? My GOD, what cruel people would heckle that father?<br />
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Except....MSNBC faked the video, and the National Post bought it hook, line and stinker. Did they remove this fake article?<br />
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They just changed the headline and removed any comments that told them it was a fake.<br />
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I watched as comment after comment telling them that this article was fake were removed by NP moderators (as of 10pm Mountain time, they are still doing it and the article is still up), yet they let the highly inflammatory comments of others about "gun nuts" remain, unchallenged. The National Post needs to apologize to their readers for posting such garbage from the Associated Press. Changing the headline and story without erasing the highly prejudicial comments leaves them looking like idiots. Are they a national newspaper or a gossip column for Obama and his gun haters? They need to take responsibility for posting a column that had no basis in fact and was easily pointed out to be a fake. </div>
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The National Post got hammered by posting a junk column by an Associated Press "journalist" who couldn't be bothered to fact check. Both Susan Haigh of the Associated Press and the NP should be ashamed of the sloppy reporting they tried to present as news. Shame on them!hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-54023947388660461942013-01-11T23:46:00.000-07:002013-01-11T23:46:27.354-07:00Friday Night Funnies: Best Friends!Starting you off with an awesome video, of guess what? A boy, puddles and his dog....it doesn't get better than that on a Friday night!<br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?</span></b> <br /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Joey says "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."</span></b> <br /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Kimmy says "A new lawn mower." and gets a similar response.</span></b> <br /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Little
Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothing!"The teacher
asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.</span></b> <br /><b><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Little Johnny replies,
"No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying, 'Well, that's the last f@%#ing thing we needed<span style="color: #004080;">!</span></span></b><br />
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Okay, okay, for all yo<span style="font-size: x-small;">u cat lovers, here is<span style="font-size: x-small;"> something to keep you happy....now stop whining<span style="font-size: x-small;">! HA!</span></span></span></div>
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Enjoy the weekend. Now tha<span style="font-size: x-small;">t Christmas and New Year<span style="font-size: x-small;">s are over, it's nice to just kick back with a book beside the fireplace. Or,<span style="font-size: x-small;"> try to finish the demon puzzle from hell your kids picked for you. </span></span></span></div>
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</span>hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-8466283903194968562013-01-10T23:14:00.001-07:002013-01-10T23:17:17.120-07:00Don't Ban Guns, Ban Drugs!The debate in the US about how to keep kids safe is getting to be such a farce that it's hard to watch.<span style="font-size: medium;"> <br />Even England is warning them against gun control. </span><br />
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So, ban drugs or guns? I'm not talking about illegal drugs, but your everyday variety prescription drug. Here is an interesting list of killers on legal drugs, used mainly in fighting depression.<br />
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1995-10-12
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">South
Carolina</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**15 Year Old Shoots Two
Teachers, Killing One: Then Kills Himself</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3216" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3216">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
For Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2009-03-13
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Germany</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**16 Dead Including Shooter:
Antidepressant Use: Shooter in Treatment For
Depression</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4698" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4698">School Hostage Situation</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
For Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2010-12-15
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">France</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**17 Year Old with Sword Holds 20
Children & Teacher Hostage</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2779" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2779">School Shooting Plot</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
For Depression WITHDRAWAL
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2008-08-28
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Texas</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**18 Year Old Plots a
Columbine School
Attack</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=302" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=302">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Anafranil Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1988-05-20
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Illinois</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**29 Year Old WOMAN Kills One
Child: Wounds Five: Kills Self</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=190" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=190">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Luvox/Zoloft Antidepressants
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1999-04-20
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Colorado</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**COLUMBINE: 15 Dead: 24
Wounded</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4852" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4852">School Stabbings</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressants
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2001-06-09
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Japan</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Eight Dead: 15 Wounded:
Assailant Had Taken 10 Times his Normal Dose of
Depression Med</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=609" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=609">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Prozac Antidepressant WITHDRAWAL
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1998-05-21
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Oregon</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Four Dead: Twenty
Injured</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=5227" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=5227">School Stabbing</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
For Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2011-10-25
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Washington</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Girl, 15, Stabs Two Girls in
School Restroom: 1 Is In Critical Condition</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1138" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1138">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2006-09-30
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Colorado</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Man Assaults Girls: Kills One
& Self</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1366" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1366">School Machete Attack</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
for Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2001-09-26
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Pennsylvania</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Man Attacks 11 Children & 3
Teachers at Elementary School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1711" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1711">School Shooting Related</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Luvox
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1993-07-23
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Florida</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Man Commits Murder During
Clinical Trial for Luvox: Same Drug as in COLUMBINE: Never
Reported</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3761" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3761">School Hostage Situation</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Cymbalta Antidepressant
WITHDRAWAL </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2009-11-09
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">New
York</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Man With
Gun Inside
School Holds Principal
Hostage</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1586" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1586">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressants
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1992-09-20
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Texas</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Man, Angry Over Daughter's
Report Card, Shoots 14 Rounds inside Elementary
School</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3979" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3979">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">SSRI
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2010-02-19
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Finland</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**On Sept. 23, 2008 a Finnish
Student Shot & Killed 9 Students Before Killing
Himself</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristoriescom/show.php?item=627" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristoriescom/show.php?item=627">School Shooting Threat</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
for Depression* </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2004-10-19
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">New
Jersey</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Over-Medicated Teen Brings
Loaded Handguns to School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1725" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1725">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant?
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2007-04-18
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Virginia</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Possible SSRI Use: 33 Dead at
Virginia Tech</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1724" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1724">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant?
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2002-01-17
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Virginia</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Possible SSRI Withdrawal Mania:
3 Dead at Law
School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4444" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4444">School Incident/Bizarre</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Zoloft*
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2010-08-22
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Australia</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**School Counselor Exhibits
Bizarre Behavior: Became Manic On Zoloft</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3748" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3748">School/Assault</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2009-11-04
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">California</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**School Custodian Assaults
Student & Principal: Had Manic Reaction From Depression
Med</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=248" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=248">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Prozac Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1992-01-30
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Michigan</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**School Teacher Shoots &
Kills His Superintendent at School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3915" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3915">School Shooting Threats</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Celexa Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2010-01-25
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Virginia</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Senior in High School Theatens
to Kill 4 Classmates: Facebook Involved: Bail
Denied</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1628" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1628">School Violence/Murder</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressants*
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1998-05-04
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">New
York</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Sheriff's Deputy Shoots his
Wife in an Elementary School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4160" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4160">School Knifing/Murder</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Meds
For Depression & ADHD
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2010-04-28
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Massachusetts</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Sixteen Year Old Kills 15 Year
Old in High School Bathroom in Sept. 2009</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4339" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4339">School Stabbing</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Wellbutrin
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2006-12-04
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Indiana</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Stabbing by 17 Year Old At High
School: Charged with Attempted Murder</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1728" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1728">School Threat</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressants
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2007-04-23
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Mississippi</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Student Arrested for
Making School Threat
Over Internet</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1946" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1946">School Suspension</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Lexapro Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2007-07-28
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Arkansas</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Student Has 11 Incidents with
Police During his 16 Months on Lexapro</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2186" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2186">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant WITHDRAWAL
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2007-11-07
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Finland</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Student Kills 8: Wounds 10:
Kills Self: High School in
Finland</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=489" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=489">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Paxil
[Seroxat] Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2004-02-09
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">New
York</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Student Shoots Teacher in Leg
at School</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2361" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2361">School Threat</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Prozac Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2008-01-25
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Washington</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Student Takes Loaded Shotgun
& 3 Rifles to School Parking Lot: Plans
Suicide</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1695" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1695">School Shooting Plot</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
For Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1998-12-01
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Wisconsin</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Accused of Plotting to Gun
Down Students at School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=575" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=575">School/Assault</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Zoloft Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2006-02-15
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Tennessee</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Attacks Teacher at
School</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=999" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=999">School Shooting Threat</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1999-04-16
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Idaho</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Fires Gun in
School</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=258" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=258">School Hostage Situation</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Paxil
& Effexor Antidepressants
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2001-04-15
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Washington</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Holds Classmates Hostage
with a Gun</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1310" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1310">School Hostage Situation</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant WITHDRAWAL
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2006-11-28
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">North
Carolina</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Holds Teacher &
Student Hostage with Gun</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1342" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1342">School Knife Attack</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
for Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2006-12-06
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Indiana</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Knife Attacks Fellow
Student</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4800" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4800">School Massacre Plot</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Prozac Withdrawal
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2011-02-23
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Virginia</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Sentenced to 12 Years in
Prison For Columbine Style Plot</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=403" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=403">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Celexa & Effexor
Antidepressants </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2001-04-19
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">California</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Shoots at Classmates in
School</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1099" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1099">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Celexa Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2006-08-30
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">North
Carolina</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Shoots at Two Students:
Kills his Father: Celexa Found Among his Personal
Effects</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4819" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=4819">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Meds
For Depression & ADHD
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2011-03-18
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">South
Carolina</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen
Shoots School Official: Pipe
Bombs Found in Backpack</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=341" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=341">School Shooting Threat</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2003-05-31
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Michigan</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen Threatens School Shooting:
Charge is Terrorism</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1543" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1543">School Stand-Off</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Zoloft Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1998-04-13
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Idaho</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen [14 Years Old] in School
Holds Police At Bay: Fires Shots</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2125" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2125">School Shooting</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant WITHDRAWAL
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2007-10-12
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Ohio</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen [14 Years Old] School
Shooter Possibly on Antidepressants or In
Withdrawal</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2432" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2432">School Threat</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressants
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2008-03-20
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Indiana</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen [16 Years Old] Brings Gun
to School: There Is a Lockdown</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2366" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2366">School Suicide/Lockdown</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
For Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2008-02-20
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Idaho</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen [16 Years Old] Kills Self
at High School: Lockdown by Police</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2079" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2079">School Threats</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Prozac Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1999-10-19
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Florida</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen [16 Years Old] Threatens
Classmates With Knife & Fake Explosives</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2381" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2381">School Stabbing</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
For Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2008-02-29
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Texas</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen [17 Year Old GIRL] Stabs
Friend & Principal at High School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1370" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1370">School Hostage Situation</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Prozac/ Paxil Antidepressants
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2001-01-18
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">California</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Teen [17 Years Old] Takes Girl
Hostage at School: He is Killed by Police</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3214" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3214">School Knife Attack</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Treatment For Depression &
Strattera </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2009-03-10
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Belgium</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Three Dead in School Day Care:
Two Children & a Caregiver: Happened Jan 23,
2009</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3658" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3658">School Shooting Plot</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressants
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2009-09-22
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">England</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Two
English School Boys Plot to
Blow Up High School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2625" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2625">School Arson Incidents</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Paxil
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2002-04-12
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Michigan</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Unusual Personality Change on
Paxil Caused 15 Year Old to Set Fires inside High
School</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3446" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=3446">School Bomb Threat</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
For Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2009-06-29
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Australia</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Vexed Father Makes Bomb Threat
Against Elementary School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=879" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=879">School Violence</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2005-11-19
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Arizona</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Violent 8 Year Old GIRL
Handcuffed by Police at School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=63" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=63">School Violence</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Celexa Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2002-01-23
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Florida</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Violent 8 Year-Old Boy Arrested
At School</span></b> </div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2475" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2475">School Threat/Lockdown</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Lexapro*
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2008-04-18
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">California</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Violent High School Student
Shot to Death on Campus by Police</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2375" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2375">School / Child Endangerment</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Antidepressants
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2008-02-27
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Canada</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Wacky School Bus Driver Goes
Berserk: Also Involved Painkillers</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=633" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=633">School Violence</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Paxil
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2004-10-23
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Washington</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
DC</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Young Boy, 10 Year Old, Has
Violent Incidents at School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1733" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1733">School Threat</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Wellbutrin Antidepressant
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2007-04-24
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Tennessee</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Young Boy, 12, Threatens to
Shoot Others at School</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=322" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=322">School Hostage Situation</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
for Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2006-03-09
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">France</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Young Ex-Teacher Holds 21
Students Hostage</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=224" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=224">School Shooting/Suicide</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Celexa
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2002-10-07
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Texas</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Young Girl [13 Years Old] Kills
Self at School With a Gun</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1753" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=1753">School Hostage Situation</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Paxil
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">2001-10-12
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">North
Carolina</span></span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Young Man Holds Three People
Hostage in Duke University President's Office</span></b>
</div>
</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;"><a href="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2849" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://ssristories.com/show.php?item=2849">School Murder Attempt</a>
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">Med
For Depression </span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">1995-03-04
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">California</span><span style="font-family: Times New;">
</span></div>
</td>
<td style="padding: 0.75pt;"><div>
<b><span style="color: #002f80; font-family: Times New; font-size: small;">**Young Woman Deliberately Hits 3
Kids with Her Car at Elementary School: Laughed During
Attack</span></b></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #8000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial;">
</span></span>
<div>
<span style="color: #8000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;"><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></span> That list is <span style="font-size: medium;">depressing, but no-one is willing to talk about the real issue. Mentally ill people not being <span style="font-size: medium;">adequately <span style="font-size: medium;">monitored by health professionals<span style="font-size: medium;">, and being left out in our streets to fend for themselves. </span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<div>
<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Remember the guy on the bus who beheaded and ate an innocent young man <span style="font-size: medium;">by using a knife? <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2148554/Man-beheaded-cannibalised-fellow-passenger-Greyhound-bus-thought-attacking-alien.html">He's out on day passes, after only 4 years<span style="font-size: medium;">, while his victim got life</span>. </a></span>Can we blame health care professionals if this guy goes ballistic again? <span style="font-size: medium;">Probably not because of our soft lefty judges<span style="font-size: medium;">, but the<span style="font-size: medium;">y should be held accountable. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<div>
<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;">We have abandoned the <span style="font-size: medium;">depressed, drug addicted, mentally ill, and left them to fend for themselves because the lefties think it is <span style="font-size: medium;">inhuman to put them into nice safe health centers where their medicatio<span style="font-size: medium;">n's can be monitored, and they can have a chance to have a normal life. Just drive by the Vancouver in-site area to see how well the lefty feel good drug centers are working,<span style="font-size: medium;"> but make sure your doors are locked. It's not<span style="font-size: medium;"> a pretty sight<span style="font-size: medium;">. It is a festering sore, that lefties think is helping drug addicts. <span style="font-size: medium;">Unbelievable<span style="font-size: medium;">. </span></span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;">When in doubt, blame guns. It's easy, and politically all the lefty special interest groups love it. If it only saves one life!!! Where have we heard<span style="font-size: medium;"> that before? Oh, right it's al<span style="font-size: medium;">l the lefties crying about how abortions kill babies! Oops, that's them yapping about gun control. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: medium;">As a female, <span style="font-size: medium;">this well dressed <span style="font-size: medium;">Walmart shopper from Alaska is more<span style="font-size: medium;"> in line with my thinking, especially since gang rapes are on the rise. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: arial; font-size: x-small;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24pt;">The following was found posted</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24pt;"> </span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="color: red; font-size: 24pt;">very low</span></span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24pt;"> </span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24pt;">on a refrigerator door.</span><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24pt;"><br /><br />Dear
Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain
your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw
print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing
in the slightest.<br /><br />The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the
bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.<br /><br />I
cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a
ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to
each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know
that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the
other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.<br /><br />For the last time, <b><i>there is no secret exit from the bathroom!</i></b><b><i> </i></b>If,
by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it
is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through
the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for
years - canine/feline attendance is not required.<br /><br />The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.<br /><br />Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:</span><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18pt;"><br /></span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24pt;">TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:</span></b><b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 24pt;"><br /></span></b><span lang="EN-AU" style="font-size: 18pt;"><br />(1) They live here. You don't.<br />(2) If you don't want their hair on your
clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.<br />(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.<br />(4)
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are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.<br /><b><br />Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:</b>(1) eat less, <br />(2) don't ask for money all the time,<br />(3) are easier to train,<br />(4) come when called and are pleased to see you, <br />(5) never ask to drive the car,<br />(6) don't smoke or drink,<br />(7) don't want to wear your
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Three women and three men are traveling by train to the football game.<br />
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three<br />
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How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket? asks one of<br />
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Watch and learn, answers one of the women.<br />
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They all board the train.<br />
The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram<br />
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Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting<br />
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He knocks on the toilet door and says, Ticket, please.<br />
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.<br />
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The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the<br />
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When they get to the station they buy a
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How are you going to travel without a ticket? asks one perplexed man.<br />
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When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,<br />
and the three women cram into a toilet just down the way.<br />
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet<br />
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public school substitute teacher was arrested today at Reagan Airport
as he attempted to board a flight to visit his daughter in Florida while
in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a
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values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to
themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3
sides to every triangle."<br /><br />When asked to comment on the arrest,
President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of
math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White
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hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-74245127924886231572012-12-28T23:46:00.001-07:002012-12-28T23:46:43.706-07:00Friday Night Funnies: Dogs and Red Necks.Dogs, what can you say?<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;"> and now I will be off to the hockey rink.<span> </span><br /><br />Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home later.<span> </span><br /><br />Love you……</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;"> I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your feelings from now on.</span></b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;"> <span style="color: #993366;"></span></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;"> It really means a lot.</span></b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;"> <span> </span><b>In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you; <span style="color: #993366;"></span></b></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;">and now I am off to the mall.</span></b><span><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;"><br /><b><br />I love you too!</b><br /> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;">Stopped by the Hell Creek
Bar in Jordan (Montana) last week, and I’ll be damned if ol’ Gumbo
Nunley wasn’t barred up. Sent a drink down to him and walked over to
see what he was up to.<br /><br />“Gumbo,” I says,”thought you moved to Arizona for good.”<br /><br />He
says,”Me, too, but a judge down there told me he’d suspend my sentence
if I left the state, so I hauled ass before he changed his mind!”<br /> </span><br />
<span style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;">“What the hell was that about?” I asked him.<br /><br />He
says,”Well, I stopped in Kingman to get a case of beer and I had just
put the beer on the roof of my truck and my hat blew off. So I trotted
across the parking lot to get it and as I was walking back, this illegal
alien ran up to my pickup, grabbed the beer, and hauled ass. So I
grabbed the rifle outa the rack and tipped his ass over. And as I’m
walking
over to get my beer back the sheriff, who had seen the whole fracas
come up and put me under arrest.”<br /><br />I says to him,"I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona!"<br /><br />"Well yeah, under the right circumstances, it sure is," says the sheriff,"BUT YOU CAN’T USE BAIT."</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">My
neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model
car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.</span></span><span style="color: black;"><span><br /> </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">He
rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.</span></span><span style="color: black;"><span><br /> </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">He </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving."</span></span><span style="color: black;"><span><br /> </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">"Well,
yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now
old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore. </span></span><span style="color: black;"><span><br /> </span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial;">"The
last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a
driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors
out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the
wastebasket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and
left!"</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;"> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13pt;">To all my friends and family,</span></b><span> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13pt;">At this time of the year, when the roadblocks come up with great<br />regularity, I would like to share a personal experience about drinking<br />and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have<br />had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an<br />occasional social session over the years.</span></b><span> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13pt;">A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had<br />a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well<br />I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never<br />done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road<br />block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.</span></b><span> </span><b><span style="font-size: 13pt;">I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I<br />have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what<br />to do with it now that it's in my garage.</span></b><br />
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So, get off your butt and enjoy the wonderful weather we are getting, finally. It's been brutal here since October, Halloween was a nightmare (I know bad pun, but true).<br />
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As of today, I have two teenagers that can drive my car.....is that a nightmare or what?? <br />
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Oh well, getting ready for our New Years Eve party....I do love cooking and knowing that people enjoy the food. All I need now, is a really good punch (alcohol included/excluded) recipe. <br />
<span style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span>hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-69028978529436046962012-12-24T16:54:00.000-07:002012-12-24T16:54:35.102-07:00NORAD Does Santa Proud!Okay all you little ones, time to make sure you are in bed soon. Check out where Santa is at <a href="http://www.noradsanta.org/en/track.html">NORAD</a>.<br />
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I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas, and may we keep the Christ in Christmas. Presents are nice, but they are meaningless without that feeling of cheer and in your heart gladness. For the last few weeks, all of a sudden, the word JOY comes into my mind, and a warm feeling embraces me, that is Christmas.<br />
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<b><span lang="EN-CA" style="color: black; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;">A Nativity Scene was erected in a church yard.<span> </span><br /><br />During the night the folks came across this scene.<br /><br />An abandoned dog was looking for a comfortable, protected place to sleep.<span> </span><br /><br />He chose baby Jesus as his comfort. No one had the heart to send him away<br /><br />so he was there all night.</span></b><br />
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Now, I am off to finish up the 12th meatless dish for our Christmas Eve dinner, can I just make it pickles and call it a dish? <br />
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Merry Christmas all!<br />
<br />hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-79993991113460854212012-12-17T00:08:00.001-07:002012-12-17T00:08:33.571-07:00Our Hearts HurtThose poor babies. Such a senseless act of violence, by an obviously deranged individual. My prayers go out to all those who lost their loved ones. May God wrap his arms around those little ones and give the families some measure of peace. Let them feel his love and rest easy.<br />
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Maybe what we need to do is allow God back into our lives. It can be as simple as obeying the ten commandments. Even the atheists among us can agree with some of them, like... "Thou shalt not kill". <br />
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Of course the lefties are getting all wound up about "gun control" when they should be looking at the laws that let mentally disturbed individuals roam our streets. Most of those individuals could be functioning adults if they were given a home that monitored their medications, instead they are deposited on our streets, left to fend for themselves. The progressives think putting people in institutions for the mentally disabled takes away their freedom, (too be homeless I guess), without admitting that the consequence of their inaction is what we saw on Friday, mass murder of the real innocents.<br />
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If one teacher had a gun, the massacre could have ended with fewer victims. Don't believe me? How about this article.<br />
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<i><a href="http://www.nwcn.com/home/183609901.html">PORTLAND, Ore ... Nick Meli is emotionally drained. </a> The 22-year-old
was at Clackamas Town Center with a friend and her baby when a masked
man opened fire.</i><br />
<i>"I heard three shots and turned and looked at Casey and said, 'are you serious?'"</i><br />
<i>The friend and baby hit the floor. Meli, who has a concealed carry permit, positioned himself behind a pillar.</i><br />
<i>"He was working on his rifle," said Meli. "He kept pulling the charging handle and hitting the side."</i><br />
<i>The break in gunfire allowed Meli to pull out his own gun, but he never took his eyes off the shooter.</i><br />
<i>"As I was going down to pull I saw someone in the back of the charlotte move and I knew if I fired and missed I could hit them."</i><br />
<i>Meli took cover inside a nearby store. He never pulled the trigger. He stands by that decision.</i><br />
<i>"I'm not beating myself up cause I didn't shoot him," said Meli.
<b>"I know after he saw me I think the last shot he fired was the one he
used on himself."</b></i><br />
<i>The gunman was dead, but not before taking two innocent lives with him and taking the innocence of everyone else.</i><br />
<i>"I don't ever want to see anyone that way ever," said Meli. "It just bothers me."</i></blockquote>
Of course no one can prove he stopped more killings, but if the gunman saw him pointing a gun at him, then it distracted him, and changed what he was going to do, and that is good enough for me.<br />
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Why do the criminals have all the advantages? As a female, I am told not to resist if I get attacked, I can't even carry "pepper spray" to help me fend off an attacker. Why do the progressives want females to be victims, unable to defend themselves? Why don't the feminists encourage concealed carry gun laws for women? Yet they loudly cry about "our bodies, our choice" when it comes to killing their own babies. SAD.<br />
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If you think that the Americans are "gun crazy" and they should have tougher gun control laws, why does Chicago, a "no gun zone", have the highest murder rate in the country? No gun law can prevent a homicidal manic from getting a gun and killing innocent victims. Maybe progressives should rethink their approach to mental health issues instead.<br />
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By the way, the school that my son attends has an armed (GASP) police officer on duty, maybe that should be what Americans do to prevent more mass murders of innocents. Well except that Obama cancelled <a href="http://www.washingtonguardian.com/washingtons-school-security-failure">school security funds</a> so that he could fund failed green enterprises like Solyndra. And they thought Bush was bad? <br />
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The media/progressives have an agenda and it's all about gun control, not mental illness. They should be held responsible for all the misinformation they gave out in covering the Newtown massacre, it was disgusting and harmful. <br />
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May the people of Newtown heal, and may their hearts hurt less as time goes by. <br />
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The games being played by Obama are going to hurt the American economy, and as a consequence, the Canadian economy as well, so buckle up and if possible, go west.<br />
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It really irks me when people whine about all the immigrants taking Canadian jobs, yet our own Canadians from other provinces refuse to relocate to where the jobs are, in Alberta and Saskatchewan.<br />
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Come on out here, it's only minus 25 tonight, you can handle that! Or maybe not, you central Canada sissies! (meaning Toronto, not the rest of the province) We do love our eastern brothers and sisters from Newfoundland though! They work here and send their cheques home to improve the living standards of their families, no flies on them! <br />
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As for the Nexen deal? Small potatoes in the oil sands. You have to know that China is going to want a pipeline to get the oil to them, so it will be interesting to see if the lefties continue their attacks on the oil sands now, or if they bow to the major world polluter, China and Mo Strong. <br />
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Expect to see more takeovers of Canadian companies, especially by US companies. Their economy stinks and with Obama elected for another 4 years, they will be shifting their operations to a more investment friendly environment, namely, Canada. Win-Win for us!hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14180857240945765697noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24226508.post-67723386377896474322012-11-30T23:24:00.001-07:002012-11-30T23:24:45.768-07:00Friday Night Funnies: Walk Don't Run!Preparing to meet the new puppy:<br />
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was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still
have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'<br /><br />I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust'.<br /><br />I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest has fallen into your drawers!<br /><br />Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good</span><span style="color: #888888; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span style="color: #888888; font-size: 18pt;">Doctor'!<br /><br />I
was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older. Then it dawned on me. They were cramming<b> </b>for their
finals.<br /><br />As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.</span></span><span style="color: #888888; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span></div>
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<b>- No Christmas</b></div>
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<b>- You can't shave</b></div>
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are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream. 'The
most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching 3rd grade.
The last Presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class
president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign
speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates
were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of
characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and
from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot.<br />The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids.<br /><br />I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got
lots of parental support.<br /><br />I had never seen Olivia's mother.<br /><br />The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.<br /><br />Jamie went first.<br /><br />He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.<br />He ended by promising to do his very best.<br /><br />Everyone applauded and he sat down.<br /><br />Now is was Olivia's turn to speak.<br /><br />Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down.<br /><br />The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream."<br /><br />She surely would say more. She did not have to.<br /><br />A
discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She
wasn't sure. But no one pursued that question. They took her at her
word.<br /><br />Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it...She didn't know.<br /><br />The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream...<br /><br />Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.<br /><br />Every
time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 51.4 % of the people reacted like nine year old's.<br /><br />They want ice cream.<br /><br />The other 48.6% percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess."<br /><br /><strong>This is the ice cream Obama promised us!</strong></span></i><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><br /><img alt="X.MA5.1353698183" class="" height="190" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=aac6958662&view=att&th=13b30a6a11f21ab6&attid=0.0.1.5&disp=emb&zw&atsh=1" width="200" /></span><b><em><span style="font-size: 18pt;">Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone that they have not first taken away from someone else.<br />Did you vote for the ice cream?</span></em></b><span style="font-size: 9pt;"><br /></span><b><em><span style="font-size: 18pt;">THAT MY FRIEND, IS HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED...</span></em></b></div>
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