Smart A$$ Women
were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,
'but we don't have a ladder.'
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'
and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!
We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
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Happy Thanksgiving America!
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Thought for the day
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Piss on it and walk away.
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Out of my cold dead hands! Charlton Heston's gun vault:
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Why your printer won't work!
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Have a great weekend, even you lefties! (SQ and Jeff, these are funnies, you know, jokes, or all all lefties missing their funny bones?)
Is that really Charleton Heston's gun vault? OMG.....now we know why he, was such a grouch, with Michael Moore..haha! Cheers, Hunter and you too have a great weekend....go STAMPS go!
ReplyDeleteYes that's Heston's vault! I agree, seeing as the ESK's aren't in it...
ReplyDeleteGo Stamps Go!
I believe that should be "GO ALS GO!!!" :)
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