Saturday, May 21, 2011

Friday Night Funnies: Little Darling

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 How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies" he responded.

"Oh!  Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. "
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 Your side of the family?? I know it's not mine.


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Fairy tale????
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Enjoy the long weekend, I have a garden to plant, hope the weather holds.
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2 comments:

  1. Southern QuebecSaturday, May 21, 2011 6:27:00 AM

    Forget about the garden, we are all going to be raptured at 6 pm (6:30 in Nfld) today. Can I have your trolls?:)

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  2. West Coast TeddiSaturday, May 21, 2011 8:13:00 AM

    Thanks for the FNF ... U2 SQ!!

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