I'm Back And Pi??ed!!!!

 What a shit show we have in Canada right now. Are you kidding me with this last election? Does the east not realize what they have done? 

I'm sorry but the east has just ignited a huge bonfire out here in the west.

I could show you videos of people who are upset, and videos of people who think Albertans are just raging against the election. What the eastern liberals don't understand is that we are not going to take this abuse anymore. 

I want my grandkids to have a better life than me and the only way to achieve that is by separation. I love the concept of Canada, but Canada is no more. The end started with PET, and has now ended with Carney.

I don't want to leave Canada, but Canada has nothing to offer to Albertans. To all you liberal/ndp voters, instead of demeaning us and calling us names, give me a list of why I should vote to stay in Canada. Please give me a reason to stay. 

Even if Pierre had won, it would have only been a temporary reprieve, because Canada is liberal and will always be liberal and will always go against my values and my morals. 

I'm a proud Albertan and will do everything I can to convince other Albertans to vote to separate.   . 

I'm super excited for the future of my grandkids. I'm excited to help build a new nation that gives my kids freedom. I'm excited to see Alberta rise as a world power house. 

Think of it...A new nation, a new free place for people to escape the bounds of tyranny. A new nation built on freedom and  justice. 

What an awesome time we are living in. What an awesome country Alberta will make!

 Out of the Dark to Protest Trudeau!

His father was a jerk, and the son is a jerk! I'm all for the trucker protests. I've been out in convoys and just standing at the legislature waving my flag for the convoys. It's not enough anymore. 

Banks are shutting accounts down, without warrants or any justification needed. 

I'm going to my bank tomorrow to take out all my money from the TD, in cash. Don't settle for a DRAFT, it's fake money and allows banks to transfer funds without having to access the money in their vaults. Banks traditionally keep about 5% of their customers deposits on hand, they invest the rest while they give us .05% interest on our "savings" accounts. So if everyone came into their banks and demanded cash...the banking system would crash. 

If you are not aware of what is happening, it's not just about the jabs anymore, it's about a China like credit system. Digital currency that can be turned off and on at the whim of some government bureaucrat who thinks you might be a threat. 

Don't believe me? I don't care. I have a plan, do you?        

Firefox, Begging for Donations

I quit using Firefox when they fired their CEO for donating $1,000 to Prop 8, a non-profit fighting against gay marriage in California. Astonishingly, Prop 8 won, in California no less, but it was quickly ruled unconstitutional by federal activist judges.

 California voters approved Proposition 8 in 2008 with 52% of the vote shortly after the state Supreme Court ruled same-sex marriages are legal. The measure put gay and lesbian marriages on hold in the state, but a federal appeals court later rule Proposition 8 was 
unconstitutional. (Jun 27, 2013)

California Proposition 8
Overturned Case:Hollingsworth v Perry No. 12–144
Result	Votes	Percentage
Yes	7,001,084	52.24%
No	6,401,482	47.76%

Here is Firefox begging for donations:

HELLO there: We know you love Firefox, but did you know a non-profit called Mozilla built Firefox? Thanks to donations, Mozilla does a lot more than build this awesome browser. We teach people to code, fight for online privacy, and protect this amazing thing called the Web for future generations (BUT they didn't give their own CEO freedom of speech). Just a few times a year Mozilla asks for donations, and usually only a tiny portion of Firefox users give. If everyone reading this chipped in $3 to help Mozilla, we could wrap this fundraiser up in under an hour and tip our hat to you!Thank you.

Here is my response to Firefox as they beg for donations:

I would have donated $1000 to you, just like CEO Brendan Eich did to a non-profit organization like yours, Prop 8. Excuse me for thinking that your cause (your continued employment in a non-essential job (IE and Chrome are better) ) is not as important as Eich’s cause was. 

The way the PC crowd swarmed down on their victim (Eich), tore his eyes out for seeing PC hypocrisy, gutted him for having an opinion different from all leftists robots, and left him to resign, reminds me of ISIS and their uncompromising evil crucifixions of Christians (Which it is not PC to talk about as we are allowing thousands of undocumented illegals into our country).

Didn't you condemn Eich to die without actual blood being shed? Because of a $1,000 donation?  So, no, I will not even be donating $3 to you….ever. Maybe you should have thought about your activism and how it would affect your non-profit, before you alienated over 60% of your users and got political!!!  

Lefties, they just can't see anything that is not right up in their face biting them!.

Rona An Inspirational Choice!

When Rona was made the environment minister in 2006 and the lefties went MAD because she was seen getting her hair done instead of being at a meeting...I knew Rona was my kind of woman. 

I still like her and applaud the Conservative party for giving her a chance to show her smarts as the interim leader. The media is already slamming her as not being able to speak  Quebec French, what a hoot! She speaks English, French and fluent Portuguese and Spanish. 

Put her up against the ":shiny pony": and he looks anemic. She will make him look like Charlie Brown during question period. The best thing is that the progressives can';t attack her, because if they do, they will show their true anti-feminist colours. 

Liberals have thrown all they could at her and she is still standing. They fail to understand that Conservative women are tougher and more independent than any other political group. 

I remember going to a rally for Harper in Edmonton before he was elected Prime Minister. I lined up with my then 12 year old son, hoping my son would be able to shake the next PM';s hand. I turned around and saw a lady with a walker trying to get into the line, so I pulled my son back to let her in. 

While we were waiting, I started talking to her. OMG. If I can be as strong as her, I will have lived a great life. She and her husband immigrated from Britain in the early 1900';s. While her husband was working up north, she proceeded to buy them a house in Edmonton. She was the power. She is a perfect example of a true Conservative woman. Tough, Smart and Can Do. 

This was in 2006, and I still remember my encounter with her, and I still strive to celebrate the pioneer spirit she represents. Our children need to sit down and listen to the pioneers who are left, so they can understand that a rock star PM will not make their lives better by promising them ":goodies":. They need to understand that they will be the ones paying for all those ":goodies":. 

Rona will do a great job. She is tough, smart and independent, not to mention a beautiful woman. (I guess that isn;'t PC, but as I am a woman they can';t attack me. I will just claim I am GLTABC) .

Look into Trudeau';s eyes and you will see nothing. Seriously, watch his eyes, nothing is going on behind them. We have a puppet PM, who';s strings will be pulled by the BIG BUSINESS  progressives supposedly despise and Liberal activists who have been starving for the last 10 years. First up the climate conference where Alberta will get screwed by the federal Liberals and the provincial NDP. Count on it. 

Climate Conference Just In Time For The Liberals

To sign another ":Kyoto Accord:" to look good, and then do nothing again!

Or can they do nothing if they sign this agreement?

Some in the US are worried about this tiny little portion of the agreement on page 19.

According to the proposed draft text of the climate treaty, the tribunal would take up issues such as “climate justice,” “climate finance,” “technology transfers,” and “climate debt.”

Buried on page 19 of the 34-page document is the critical text – still heavily bracketed with text that hasn’t been completely resolved and agreed upon – reads:

[An International Tribunal of Climate Justice as][A] [compliance mechanism] is hereby established to address cases of non-compliance of the commitments of developed country Parties on mitigation, adaptation, [provision of] finance, technology development and transfer [and][,] capacity-building[,] and transparency of action and support, including through the development of an indicative list of consequences, taking into account the cause, type, degree and frequency of non-compliance.

The U.N. held a preparatory conference in September in Bonn, Germany, that drafted language to be approved at the upcoming Paris climate summit. At the Bonn meeting the U.N. brought together more than 2,000 participants from governments, observer organizations and the media.

But none of those media chose to report on the proposed new global tribunal.

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2015/11/u-n-tribunal-to-judge-u-s-for-climate-debt/#2cvpDUYWiK9W06kB.99

We know the Liberals LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the UN, and lefties love to pander to other extreme lefties. Be assured that the Liberals will go to Paris with trumpets blazing that Canada is back and they will sign whatever is put in their faces so they can look good to the :"world":. God, I miss Harper already. We are about to get creamed on the international stage. At least Harper was smart enough not to buy into the lefty propaganda, we can';t hold out the same hope for Trudeau. 

Unfortunately, Alberta will be represented by the NDP, who have already signaled that they are ready to sign on to anything that makes them look like climate activists....heck that';s all they have on staff, so why would we be shocked.  

I would say buckle up, but the NDP budget means we can';t afford a buckle, much less pants that need the buckle. 

Friday Night Funnies

I know you all remember my Friday Night Funnies, and know that they are NOT politically correct, so if you are offended.....to bad buttercup, don';t read my friday night funnies anymore, PROBLEM SOLVED. 

Can't Decide?

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Election Joke:

 Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the Rideau Canal. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you are so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids, I just don't get it.
'Well,' said the big croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small croc.
'Hmmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'On the other side of the river near the car park at Parliament Hill.’
'Same here. How do you catch them?' asked the big croc.
'Well, I crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em!'
"Ah!" says the big croc, "I think I see your problem, you're not getting any real nourishment! See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a politician, there's nothing much left but an asshole with a briefcase.

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We know this election the MEDIA made a big issue out of the lady who wanted to get her citizenship covered from head to toe....I wonder if she took her dog with her?

Okay that one is really really funny the more I look at the dog.......

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Kim Jung Un

  
 Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before

Daddy made him a four-star general. 

This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his

life that would even come close to military leadership. 

He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a

                                    sports team, or commanded a military platoon. 

So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. 

Terrific!!! 

Oh crap!

I'm sorry. 
 
I just remembered that we did the same thing.   We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never

worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. 

A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more

than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him

"Beloved Leader" of the United States. TWICE!

 

I'm sorry I brought this up... Never mind.

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It is just amazing that so many of them are still with us!

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You all know I love dogs............

Whether you own a dog or not, you must  appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below...... 

 

 

 

   Dog For Sale ------Free to good home.  

 

Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as 

 

there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, rapists or  molesters 

 

left in the neighborhood for him to eat.  

 

   Most of them knew Jethro only by his  

 

Chinese Street name...... Ho Lee Schitt.

(Obviously photo-shopped, but funny.)

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 Squirrels and Religion...

 

There were four churches and a synagogue in a small Ohio town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Catholic church and a Jewish synagogue.

 

Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels.

 

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue, but it's rumoured that they took one squirrel and circumcised him and they haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.

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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL

The first man married a woman from North Carolina .  He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina .  He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.  He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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We have all heard about the Liberals bringing more refugees into Canada, they might be your Mom or Dad!!

Seniors Leaving Canada

News Flash from the offshore Nova Scotia ----

The Canadian Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the east coast of Canada today.

This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but away from Canada towards the Middle East .

Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Canadians who were all seniors of pension age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to the Middle East so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.

The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.

We are booking the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come.

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Halloween tomorrow, I will post pictures of our scary house!!

Birth Announcement

Rachel from Notleyham has delivered a NDP baby, called :"Deficit Spending": to the uninformed Alberta citizens. The same citizens who overthrew the bad Progressive conservatives for overspending, now have Rapunzel lowering her hair for all the provincial unions. This fairy tale will not end well.

The labour pains are sharp and directed at the guts of taxpayers. We voted Klein in so we could get rid of our debt. I remember it well, I was on the cusp of the 20% cuts, but I made it, and so did all the people who were cut.

This is going to hurt every single Albertan, taxpayer or not. How?? Carbon tax. A tax on the air we breathe. Imagine the shock our ancestors would get if they came back today and found out that carbon dioxide is bad. The stupidity of people who want to believe in climate change is surpassed by only the Islamic hordes who behead those who will not bow to their religion.

The first NDP budget in Alberta is a killer. Job killer, pension killer, and investment in the oil industry killer.

RIP Alberta.