An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head;
He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the
Hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is
And ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.
Can I come with him tomorrow?
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With winter coming, let's remember snow is fun!
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Kids, dogs and bubbles, are a perfect match!
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Zoo Bus!
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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
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Italian President for the US!
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I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads This one should get first prize....
I e-mailed it to my Chinese doctor, he e-mailed back: "If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician!"
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For us females, this just seems painful, but you guys might think it's awesome!
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For your silly mindless game:
A new Digital version of the classic game...
This is so much fun !!!
The sound effects are really great..so turn up your speakers.
&n bsp;
Click on the Tic-Tac-Toe link (below) to play.
See if you can beat the computer...
CLICK HERE:
TIC TAC TOE
Getting the coffin and guillotine out for Halloween this weekend, hope it doesn't snow, it will ruin all the effects.
9 comments:
Come on everyone, you have to click on the tic-tac-toe....HA!
You Albertans are a funny bunch of coconuts.
We work hard all week and need some relief over the weekend, just like all Canadians!
You can't be serious all the time, that would make you a Liberal.
No need to be mean! I grew up from and don't live in Never land.
Peter Pan and the lost boys are Liberals and Democrats.
I enjoy the Friday funnies!
Aloha from Maui ... thanks for the international FNF.
CanadianSense, I didn't mean you are a Liberal, only Liberals have no sense of humour!
WCT I hope you are enjoying your holidays!
I know :>
Great FNF's again, Hunter!
Mahalo and enjoy Maui, WCT! I was there last November for 8 days and had a blast. Had a rag top jeep and drove to the raod to Hana as well as the west side of the island, through Lahina and beyond on the rocky north shore! Wish I was there now, but I just booked the Mayan Riviera this morning and leave in 2 weeks! Depart out of Calgary for 8 days, which was $1200 cheaper than 7 days leaving from Edmonton. Thank you Edmonton Airports Authority! (Sorry to ramble on, Hunter!)
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