They just don't.
They are scared of a strong family man like PM Harper.
They don't like the fact that PM Harper doesn't carry a man purse.
They don't feel tingles up their leg when they see PM Harper.
They are sure that PM Harper eats babies, but abortion is okay, as long as you don't eat the baby.
They feel tingles up their legs when PM Harper looks at them with his baby blues, but can't admit it to their fellow feminists.
They just can't stand on their own two feet, no matter how many meetings about feminist dominance they attend.
They believe shrill and irritating is a winning lefty strategy, and worship Lizzy May.
They only like weak men that they can dominate.
They are so lacking in confidence that they think bashing males makes them stronger.
They are followers not leaders.
They love terrorists because they have a strong male unwashed smell.
They think Ann Coulter is a "hate monger", because they don't have the brains to think for themselves and they only watch CBC.
They hate the fact that Conservative women are way better looking and smarter than they could ever be, and they blame PM Harper for it.
They think arts and crafts are a perfectly legitimate career that taxpayers should pay them for, no matter how bad they are at it.
They think their kids should be put in institutional daycares so that no Conservative can influence them, only union members are acceptable.
They prefer swingers clubs to a stable family life.
They think that embracing the gay life is just fun.
They believe that every woman should be able to kill their babies, because their bodies are so awesome they don't want any stretch marks.
They think a woman slinging hamburgers should get the same wage as a male engineer.
They are so arrogant, they think they can suppress other peoples freedom of speech because they only want to listen to their own point of view.
They would support the women of Afghanistan except they like the smelly terrorists better. It makes them a cool chick!
They think saving the planet means burning their bras, so they can wear burka bags in support of oppressed women everywhere.
What do lefty women think? Not much of anything, but they will get a committee together to address the issue!
14 comments:
At first I laughed, then it sunk in...it's true!!
Hey no fair, Day's manpurse is cool!
love your blog, best comedy i have read in years..
Wow dude. Just wow. Really. Manichea much?
What does Mr. Hunter think about your "Dear Leader Leg Tingle"? Most people would think it's creepy. But then again, I'm guessing Mr. Hunter is not "most people"...
'They think saving the planet means burning their bras, so they can wear burka bags in support of oppressed women everywhere.'
LOL, so true.
Wilson,
For the record I also support bra burning in the pursuit of equality!
Our next mission we can enlist those angry folks in the left to provide those words of encouragement from those machete wielding gun toting neo-cons in the Congo.
Not sure why it is a day early, but this is clearly your best Friday Funnies ever! I don't think even Don Rickles could come up with a better stream of insults.
Hahahahaha!
I thought it was seriously funny myself! But Patsplace got it right, it has truth in it too, that's why it's so funny! Too bad lefties have no sense of humour, they are by nature a very unhappy group.
Hunter ..... hahahahah....... still laughing.
So funny and yet so truthful.
You Go Girl, tear into them good and proper.
No wonder the lefties hate you.
And you are loving it, aren't u?
MariaS, I like to get them thinking about themselves, but they really have no sense of humour and just don't get it.
That is why the Liberals are in such trouble, they refuse to look at themselves in the mirror.
But it is good fun to expose them for everyone to see!
I thought that this must have been satire at first, but sadly it is not.
If you really like Day's Man-purse, try and get Baird to come out of the closet. What else is he hiding?
At any rate, you won't print this in spite of your claims that the left does not believe in Freedom of speech. I have taken a copy of all of it and will be in touch!
Yeah that Stevie Harper is one handsome blue-eyed chick magnet. Tingles galore with him. Bet lots of lefty women have dreams of his big strong brain and tiny little smile.
Stereotyping women is even more fun.
Or as Groucho Marx once said:
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
This sums it up quite nicely
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/genius-and-madness/200809/is-political-conservatism-mild-form-insanity
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