A "Green" Pipeline!

You know how Al Gore told us that the oceans would rise and swamp New York and other cities? You know how the greens have been telling us that because of global warming, the oceans are going to rise up to 20 feet, and it will be a catastrophe? Well, it's a lie.

But if there is one scientist who knows more about sea levels than anyone else in the world it is the Swedish geologist and physicist Nils-Axel Mörner, formerly chairman of the INQUA International Commission on Sea Level Change. And the uncompromising verdict of Dr Mörner, who for 35 years has been using every known scientific method to study sea levels all over the globe, is that all this talk about the sea rising is nothing but a colossal scare story.

Despite fluctuations down as well as up, "the sea is not rising," he says. "It hasn't risen in 50 years." If there is any rise this century it will "not be more than 10cm (four inches), with an uncertainty of plus or minus 10cm". And quite apart from examining the hard evidence, he says, the elementary laws of physics (latent heat needed to melt ice) tell us that the apocalypse conjured up by
Al Gore and Co could not possibly come about.

The reason why Dr Mörner, formerly a Stockholm professor, is so certain that these claims about sea level rise are 100 per cent wrong is that they are all based on computer model predictions, whereas his findings are based on "going into the field to observe what is actually happening in the real world".

The real world and actual facts, that is not something the greenies understand. So, the greenies are worried about the oceans rising and flooding out cities. I have a solution that they will love, IF they are really interested in saving the cities of this world from flooding caused by global warming.



Greenpeace is intent on showing all those melting glaciers, even though, every year, in the summer, the ice melts in the Arctic. My idea, and if anyone steals this idea, I will sue, is to build a water pipeline from the Arctic to the US. The greens tell us that all this melting ice will flood cities, so, if we capture it in a pipeline, the oceans will not rise, and the fresh water will not fall into the oceans and become useless to people. It's a win, win!

Every spring, the Arctic ice melts, falling useless into the sea, what a waste of a valuable resource. If CO2 is the bad guy causing melting, then the least we can do is catch the melting ice and use it in our drinks, or to feed the thirsty crops in California.

Greenies should love this pipeline, if it suffers a break, the worse that can happen is that it feeds some plants. No ducks will be harmed....as they can swim! HA.

I should talk to some oil companies, I bet they could help me build the first fresh water Arctic pipeline....if people are willing to buy $2 bottled water, I wonder how much I can charge California?

A "green" pipeline, let's hear it greenies....you have to support something that will stop the destruction of our cities from melting ice!

A Moment of Silence...

For the late great US of A!

Tomorrow, the reality sets in, not for Democrats, but for Republicans. Like the Liberal party in Canada, the Republicans in the US have forgotten what they stand for, and needed this kick in the butt to wake them up.

Thank goodness we have a "bully" for a PM, because Canada will need a strong leader to stop the protectionist Democrat's from running all over the NAFTA agreement. Our ace in the hole is oil. If they try to stop auto manufacturing in Ontario, we can slap them with reduced oil supplies.

What might be interesting is how oil companies react. If Obama raises taxes, imposes a cap and trade scheme, and stops drilling in America, will the oil companies relocate to Canada? If our taxes are lower, and we allow drilling, why wouldn't they? A businesses main goal is profit, if Obama makes that impossible in the US, what would stop not only oil companies but other companies from relocating? If they can relocate to India and China, why not here, in good old safe Canada?

I predict foreign investment in Canada to increase. If the NAFTA agreement gets reopened, it's a great time for us to renegotiate our position on oil and gas. Also, don't forget our fresh water supply, which is off limits in NAFTA. If the Arctic ice is melting, why not capture that fresh water before it hits the salty ocean and sell it to America? If we can have an oil pipeline, why not a fresh water pipeline direct to California? Heck, it would even stop the oceans from raising and destroying the planet as Al Gore predicts! I think I'm on to something here, now how do I patent it? HA!