THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,
"I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH . THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
"I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA . THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.
THE THIRD GUY SAID,
"I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO . THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE MOTHER SUPERIOR TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,
"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL...? THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"
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Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things from a Do-It-Yourself shop.
A can of red paint, a can of blue paint... And a shovel.'
Paddy asked, 'And what do I do with these, doc?'
The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her with the shovel.'
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Do you feel lucky???
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Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . .
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of
their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it
had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as
to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of
experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next
Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses
nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and
other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck
11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Computer Repair
Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller : Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you fool!
Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really!! I'll send a picture:
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Finally, the magazine that married men have been waiting for....
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Nice racks, a hot tub party:
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For your time wasting mindless game of the week we have.... Dolphin Olympics
Go Canada, we have 10 Gold medals, the best ever, and more to come!
5 comments:
New report out! People who identify themselves as liberal and atheist have a higher IQ!!!
When are you switching to Wordpress?
Go Canada Go ... and another Gold for FNF
Thanks
Do they have an I.Q. report out on delusional separatists?
New report out...murderers, drug addicts and rapists are more apt to identify themselves as of the liberal mindset. Go figure.
Conservatives are also more charitable, willing to give far more of thier time and money than those that champion the sloth and parasitic of society (read: liberal) Go figure.
Did somebody break wind? It stinks in here. Oh, wait. No, it's just S trou-de Q spouting off. I think the guy is built upside-down because what comes out of his mouth, via the keyboard, is usually the stuff that comes out of...well, you catch my drift.
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