If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
........Then You Are Probably.....
The Family Dog!
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Okay, watched opening ceremonies instead of getting this post together, so it's bedtime, have a great weekend!
2 comments:
The opening of the Olympics was great and very emotional for us. I missed the 1988 Calgary opening having set the VCR for the wrong time (we had hockey tickets for the same time)so I have never seen them.
Thanks for continuing your string of great funnies!
kd lang preformed at both Calgary and Vancouver. She has sure changed her style from country twang and work boots, to a very good singer. Also saw her at the opening of Gay Game in Sydney, Australia. That was an experience that shocked my family.
But, Fergie was sitting two rows in front of me.
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