Welcome Home Troops!

Our Canadian troops held the most dangerous region of Afghanistan for years, at a great cost. I am so proud of our troops for their abilities and their integrity. No matter how badly the opposition parties slammed our troops with slimy innuendo about torture, proven wrong, our troops kept doing their jobs.

I congratulate our troops for the very hard job they had and for accomplishing their goals, with class. Good job troops!

They make Canadians proud. Don't mess with Canadians, our troops are the best in the world.  

Two videos that define our troops, and Canada. Oldies, but goodies.
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Tom Brokaw explains Canada

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Welcome home troops, job well done!

Friday Night Funnies: Nude Santa

 

Dear God,
                    My prayer for 2012 is for
              A fat bank account & a thin body.
  Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
                                 AMEN!!!

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Sometimes I just can't believe you!!!

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 Sponge Bob Bowling, it's addictive! And if that isn't enough try this one:

Test your everyday knowledge, the average score is 7, I got 18 out of 25 in one attempt, how did you do?

Have a great weekend, don't get trampled in the mall! 

Eastern Farmers Join CWB!

In an unprecedented move, the farmers of Ontario and Quebec have joined in the Canadian Wheat Board (CWB) monopoly.

Herb Sniffor, from Grasslands Ontario stated "We are in total unity with our western brothers who are being forced by the government to have choice in wheat marketing. The only people who should have choice are women, not farmers." He also stated that "Even though Ontario and Quebec farmers are used to being able to sell their wheat to anyone they want, without the threat of jail, they welcome the restrictions of the CWB because they are tired of having to look after themselves, and they welcome with open arms the chance to be ruled by the CWB."

Justin Time, from Progessive, Quebec, echoed Herb's comment, and further stated that monopolies are great for the farmers because they get more for their products while doing less. Mr. Time also felt that supply management in Quebec was under attack and could not see how the dairy industry could survive if they were forced to compete with western dairy farmers. He stated that, "Our profits would disappear if we have to compete in a fair and open market, this is not something that we are willing to do."

Western farmers applauded the move by Ontario and Quebec wheat farmers. Mel Ancolly, a farmer from Ureka, Alberta stated, "This is great news, now eastern farmers will understand the true meaning of forced jail time and the uncompromising jackboot of the CWB! Now we will all be equally oppressed, instead of only western farmers."

The NDP stated, "This is a true victory for democracy, allowing a cartel to flourish against the will of farmers. Well, that's what a judge told us, so it must be true!"

Go CWB....and I mean goodbye! Stop using farmers money to fight the government. You have no control over the world price of wheat, you are acting like dictators. Unfortunately, the CWB is just like the CBC, entitled to their entitlements at Canadian taxpayers expense. Begone both of you!

A "Green" Pipeline!

You know how Al Gore told us that the oceans would rise and swamp New York and other cities? You know how the greens have been telling us that because of global warming, the oceans are going to rise up to 20 feet, and it will be a catastrophe? Well, it's a lie.

But if there is one scientist who knows more about sea levels than anyone else in the world it is the Swedish geologist and physicist Nils-Axel Mörner, formerly chairman of the INQUA International Commission on Sea Level Change. And the uncompromising verdict of Dr Mörner, who for 35 years has been using every known scientific method to study sea levels all over the globe, is that all this talk about the sea rising is nothing but a colossal scare story.

Despite fluctuations down as well as up, "the sea is not rising," he says. "It hasn't risen in 50 years." If there is any rise this century it will "not be more than 10cm (four inches), with an uncertainty of plus or minus 10cm". And quite apart from examining the hard evidence, he says, the elementary laws of physics (latent heat needed to melt ice) tell us that the apocalypse conjured up by
Al Gore and Co could not possibly come about.

The reason why Dr Mörner, formerly a Stockholm professor, is so certain that these claims about sea level rise are 100 per cent wrong is that they are all based on computer model predictions, whereas his findings are based on "going into the field to observe what is actually happening in the real world".

The real world and actual facts, that is not something the greenies understand. So, the greenies are worried about the oceans rising and flooding out cities. I have a solution that they will love, IF they are really interested in saving the cities of this world from flooding caused by global warming.



Greenpeace is intent on showing all those melting glaciers, even though, every year, in the summer, the ice melts in the Arctic. My idea, and if anyone steals this idea, I will sue, is to build a water pipeline from the Arctic to the US. The greens tell us that all this melting ice will flood cities, so, if we capture it in a pipeline, the oceans will not rise, and the fresh water will not fall into the oceans and become useless to people. It's a win, win!

Every spring, the Arctic ice melts, falling useless into the sea, what a waste of a valuable resource. If CO2 is the bad guy causing melting, then the least we can do is catch the melting ice and use it in our drinks, or to feed the thirsty crops in California.

Greenies should love this pipeline, if it suffers a break, the worse that can happen is that it feeds some plants. No ducks will be harmed....as they can swim! HA.

I should talk to some oil companies, I bet they could help me build the first fresh water Arctic pipeline....if people are willing to buy $2 bottled water, I wonder how much I can charge California?

A "green" pipeline, let's hear it greenies....you have to support something that will stop the destruction of our cities from melting ice!

Can We Steal Brad Wall?

I envy Saskatchewan for their Premier. He is articulate, focused and personable. He is also a huge asset in the fight on oil sands. Our premier, is a liberal pansy, she doesn't want to "intrude" on the discussion. Yuck.

Watch Premier Wall discuss his support of the oil sands.

Can we steal Brad Wall for Alberta? Pretty Please?

Don't Mess With PM Harper!

The joy of a principled Conservative government, they tell it like it is, no matter who is going to protest against them. Goodbye Kyoto, we have always hated your wealth transfer, no reduction of REAL pollution socialist goals.

CTV commenter, Jerry Vancouver

How many Canadians know that from the 36 Kyoto signatories 5 countries are not required to cut GHG by a single ounce and 8 countries have been allowed to increase them? And when the 11 Communist economies collapsed after 1990, including East Germany, their GHG dropped by 14% to 63%. So, when in 2002 8 of them signed 6% to 8% GHG reduction and Russia and Ukraine the 0% reduction they already had a huge carbon credits they have been selling with profits on the Europe offset market ever since. And the united Germany signed 21% Kyoto reduction when by 2001 its GHG already dropped 6.8% below the Kyoto target and the Brits signed 12.5 % Kyoto reduction when by 2001 their GHG already dropped 5.2% below target after their power stations were able switch to natural gas following the defeat of coal miners in 1985. That is 23 countries that achieved their Kyoto targets due to politics and without any special effort or cost. That leaves only 13 countries that were required to carry a full financial burden of the Kyoto deal. And, obviously, due to high immigration, resources and energy based economy, long traveling distances and cold climate, Canadians would be paying disproportionally high price for any attempt to comply with the Kyoto 6% GHG reduction.

So, Jerry provides facts, something Dizzy Lizzy can not understand. She is busy selling her "talents" to the highest bidder, and it seems some backwater country wants her. I say good riddance.

Most online sites have positive comments for this move, but I will not go to CBC so they might be using their typical lefty logic or lack thereof to bash the government. I see this as a non-partisan issue. 

I want our lakes cleaned up, I want our air to be clean and our land unpolluted. The greenies want us to use light bulbs with mercury in them, electric cars using coal burning electricity, bird chopping wind turbines, and they want us to give money to dictators in Africa. Sorry, not buying it. 

If they want to save the environment, they can lead the way by giving up their computers, cars, ipods, phones, basically anything that contains an oil product.

We have the transfer of money from the "have" provinces to the "have not". This is small scale compared to the Kyoto scam of transferring money from the west to anyone who thinks their need it. Wait for the fossil of the year for Canada, that's all those idiots can accomplish as none of them have ever had a job. Besides, they are too busy on the beaches getting tans to worry about anything.

Don't mess with PM Harper, he has a big set, and he isn't afraid to use them.

Are You Worried Too?

The middle East is very unstable, and prone to violence. Europe is being dragged down under a mountain of debt. The US is floundering and seen as weak world wide.

As all this is going on, the greenies are in a tropical paradise partying it up. There is a massive amount of media covering this phoney agenda, but they show nothing about the parties because they are part of them. Such hypocrites.

Lizzy May and the opposition can stuff it. They are useless.  I hope that Canadians are smart enough to fight back.

A Decaying Green Society.

Think Rome burning. Collective rights are more important than individual rights. Social justice, a phrase that means nothing, is bandied about by the lefties as if it justifies all their phoney causes. They protest anything at the drop of a hat, making their "occupy" movement laughable.

They have so many "causes" that they can't get to all the protests. The "occupy" guys are now at the climate conference. Funny how they went from tents to luxury resorts. They love being victims, because it pays. I couldn't afford to go to the climate conference, how do they manage to get there?

The perfect example of the decay in our society is this:

If this any indication of how the global warming nuts actually think, you have to conclude that they are only in it for the money. Outright lies as we saw with Climategate 1 and now 2 are the order of the day.

When you worship at the altar of the global warming gods, and ignore the rights of women in places like Africa and Iran, you are lending comfort to the very people who are contributing to the downfall of society.

Fortunately, the silent majority is not buying their preaching, and neither is our government. Carbon markets have failed or suffered from fraud and massive mismanagement. Wind farms are being abandoned and the eco-greenies just leave the rotting useless turbines there because it would actually cost money to clean up their failures.

The worse proponents of this fraud are the media outlets that are still, despite all the evidence, trumpeting the global warming horn, and they wonder why their revenues are decreasing?

I mentioned in another post, how Coke was using the polar bear as a means to raise money for the WWF, it seems they have abandoned that ad. Wonder if it was because they received lots of emails in protest. I know I sent one telling them to lay off of our polar bears, but never got any response back. 

The silent majority does not have to be silent anymore. We might not go out and protest like the greenies, but our emails are just as powerful as any "occupy" protest could hope to be. Remember, companies are in business to make profits, not to satisfy the desires of small, vocal, special interest groups.

The green society is decaying as quickly as the vegetable matter in my compost bin. They are getting desperate because no one is believing them anymore and their funding is drying up. Durban will be another HUGE failure for the green gang, and I'm loving it!!

Friday Night Funnies: Short and Sweet

No, I'm not talking about myself, but come to think of it, I am short and sweet! HA!

I am presently changing over from my much hated Mac to a new PC, so right now my e-mail is somewhere in cyber space, and all the funnies my friends send are not available, plus, I am too lazy to look for good jokes on my own, so the funnies will be short.

 

and this gem:



Have a great weekend.....Christmas is coming, and I can't wait, I love the spirit, feel and meaning of Christmas!

Red Ali Making Her Mark On Alberta!

I just hope it's not permanent. My MLA, a supposed Conservative sent me this message:

http://www.assembly.ab.ca/net/index.aspx?p=bills_status&selectbill=026

Dear Constituent:

Attached is Bill 26.   I support this legislation as I believe it will help to create a no-tolerance culture in Alberta.

I would appreciate your comments.

Thank you.


Fred Horne, MLA
Edmonton-Rutherford
Ph:  (780)414-1311

I added the bolding....no-tolerance culture? It's about lowering the legal drinking limit from .08 to .05. Here is my response:

My comment, you go ahead and support Bill 26, just one more indication that you are not a Conservative. You go ahead and support Bill 26, and I will not vote for you in the next election. I have asked for one thing from you as my MLA, a repeal of the Human Rights Commission's power, and you increased funding. Can the PC's  be anymore tone deaf than they already are? Be prepared to go the way of the federal Liberals. Your new leader was elected by the teachers union, real Conservatives like me stayed away. You have a majority and there is nothing we can do about this bill, you will push it through no matter what I want.

Go for it, but you have lost my vote. No-tolerance culture? That sounds a lot like prohibition to me, is that next? REAL Conservatives are all about personal responsibility, not the "collective" good of the group, socialism. Make the penalties higher for blowing over .08. As it stands if I go out and have 1 glass of wine, being a 100 pound female, I would blow over .05. You are penalizing the occasional drinker, and letting the real hard core repeat offenders go, time after time, with just a slap on the wrist. Get tough on the real offenders. This reminds me of the useless gun registry. Red Allison is pushing through her pet projects at the expense of good leadership, and you are following her onto the cliff. Good luck with that come election time.

 No response back so far, I don't really expect one, my MLA is busy as a Minister or something now, and won't have time for us. He is a wimp, (I have met him) and will bow to whatever Ali wants him to do. Make no mistake, she is a woman on a mission, and we are not going to like Alberta after she is done with it. What bugs me most is that she has not been given her mandate by Albertans, yet she is acting like she has been.

Someone who is thinking like me.....Searching for Liberty...you have to see his picture of Alison Ness, it's hilarious! 

Kyoto Dead, CWB Dead, Happy, Happy!!

Funny how the lefties are striking out on all their protests.

Occupy....Dead, Kyoto....Dead, CWB....Dead. Pathetic, 30 people protest against the deregulation of the CWB.

Seriously, the left has blown their wad over climate change and other issues. How Liberal and NDP MP's can seriously think that restricting our farmers by making them sell their wheat to the CWB is a good idea, I will never know. They should hang their heads in shame at how they are subverting our farmers rights. If even one farmer wants to be free from the CWB yoke, that is one too many. No government has the right to force an individual to sell their produce to the CWB. Yet the left thinks it's perfectly okay. They use the argument that if the gun registry only saves one live....yet they fail to understand that a monopoly restricts farmers rights and freedoms.

Expect plenty of bleating about the Kyoto accord. Socialists love spending other peoples money, and Kyoto is a huge money transfer from developed countries to undeveloped countries, a cause that lefties can really get their teeth into. They love the underdog, as long as they can make money from grants and government programs. They could care less about the tribe in Africa that doesn't have fresh water, until that tribe becomes an icon for their movement.

A perfect example is Coke. They are giving the WWF 2 million to save our polar bears. Our polar bears are just fine, their populations are increasing, but Coke wants to use them as a marketing tool. I have emailed them and told them that we are buying Pepsi from now on. It probably won't make any difference, but I feel better.  

Lefties, supporting useless causes from Canada to Antarctica. Go and Occupy Durbin, but make sure you buy those useless carbon credits to offset nothing. 

Make those corporations who are using climate change as a marketing tool pay, Coke is first on my list. Look for those companies that use "holiday" instead of "Christmas" in their ads. Make them hurt by refusing to buy their products.

I'm Happy.

Forget all the biased reporting by the CBC, forget the dysfunctional opposition. forget the lefties with an agenda, think good times.

We have a majority government, they can now fulfill their election promises, and they are doing that at record pace. I know the lefties hate it, but suck it up kids, the reality is that our government is in control, not you and your occupy madness. What a failed protest that was, but a great picture of what the lefties want, anarchy!

Why am I happy?

1. Gun registry, gone.
2. Section 13, gone.
3. Catering to the "greenies", gone.
4. Canadian Wheat Board stranglehold, gone.
5. Special interest groups, gone.
6. Tough on crime, great for victims

All this in less than 6 months of a majority government.

Tea Party vs Occupy!

Here it is in stark contrast:

I love the zombies, so appropriate for the Occupy movement. A job is a right? Are they really that dumb? Occupy Canada is done. They had no purpose, and so the movement dies, by it's own hand.

Friday Night Funnies: You Can Retire To....

The Y Generation....Occupy Your Parents Basement....

People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation,

People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers,

People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X,

And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y.

Why do we call the last group Generation Y?

Y should I get a job?

Y should I leave home and find my own place?
 
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
 
Y should I clean my room?
 
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
 
Y should I buy any food?
 
But a cartoonist explained it very eloquently below...

I think we saw those Y's at Occupy!
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No one believes seniors.   . . everyone thinks they are senile.

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple

had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved  back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and

found the old desk theyd shared, where Andy had carved I love you, Sally ..

On their way back home,  a bag of money fell out of an armored car,

practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it,

they took it home. There, she counted the money----fifty thousand dollars!

Andy said, Weve got to give it back. Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag

and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking

for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of

an armored car yesterday? Sally said, No.

Andy said, Shes lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Sally said, Dont believe him, hes getting senile

The agents turned to Andy and began to question him.

One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.

Andy said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school

yesterday ....

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta here!
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You can retire to  Phoenix , Arizona  where...

1.  You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 
2.  You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3.  You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 
4.  You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5.  You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6.  The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!


OR

 You can retire to  California  where...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5.  When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.


OR

You can retire to  New York City  where...

1.  You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean  Manhattan  .  
2.  You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from  Columbus Circle    to Battery Park, but can't find  Wisconsin    on a map.
3.  You think  Central Park  is "nature."
4.  You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5.  You've worn out a car horn. (Ed. Note: IF you have a car).
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

OR

You can retire to  Alberta  where...

1.  You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco ..
2.  Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3.  You have more than one recipe for casserole.
4.  Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5.  The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

OR

You can retire to the  Deep South  where...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names:  Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Ellen , Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder." It's important to know the difference, too.

OR

You can retire to British Columbia  where...

1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and so he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

OR

You can retire to  Saskatchewan  where...

1. You'll never meet any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"

OR

FINALLY You can retire to  Florida  where...

1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2.. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5.  Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.
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Marriage Counseling:

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
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Hard to beat that last video, so I will sign off for tonight. Have a great weekend!

Maude Tells Canadians To Eat Cake And Like It!

Extreme Lefty Maude Barlow weighs in on our health care system under the guise of the "Council for Canadians", a lefty think tank...as if they ever think!

Maude Barlow of the Council of Canadians says the federal government should commit to a 10-year health transfer plan with the provinces that would see a six per cent increase in funding annually.
"At the moment, the Harper government is only committed to 2016, so we are very concerned that they have no intention of carrying it beyond that," Barlow told a news conference Thursday.
Barlow added that the Canada Health Act must be better enforced so that it's used to stop private health care services from eroding the system.
Barlow also wants to see health care coverage include dental care, pharmacare and continuing care.

Hello Maude, 2016!!! This is 2011, and the lefties are already worried about 2016? Oh my God, can they get anymore irrelevant? Stop private health care services, right Maude? Didn't Saint Jack use private health care services? Answer that one honestly if you can. 

Maude has spoken. All hail socialists and their lack of concern for the actual people who use our health care system. Maude tells Canadians to eat cake and like it!

Instead of demanding more money for our failing health system, why not spend that money to support our doctors and nurses by allowing them the freedom to provide both public and private services? 

Let's take hip replacements as an example. My doctor gets the operating room in the hospital one morning a month, so he can only book a few hip replacements. The rest of the time, he is evaluating patients in his office and putting them on a wait list. His skills are being seriously underused and his nurses could be given more responsibilities in the evaluation process. 

Now, allow private health care. My doctor can set up an operating room in his office and offer hip replacements for a fee. He will still be required to do hip replacements at the hospital once a month as usual. His skills can be used everyday, and his nurses will be more involved in the whole process. Those who can not pay extra are still added to his wait list for the hospital once a month, but the list will be way shorter because those who choose to pay will not be on the list anymore.

Is that to hard for lefties to understand? Dentists perform surgeries in their offices everyday. Why can they do that and not other doctors? Lefties freak out when they think someone else is getting better care than they might, unless they are Saint Jack and then it's okay for him to use private health care because he was so precious to their cause. Maude should run for the NDP, she is their next Saint....oh I forgot the NDP are mainly a godless lot.  

A mix of public and private health care is the only solution, but the lefties will have to be dragged crying and screaming into the brave new world of efficient health care, not the Tommy Douglas, sterilize handicapped people type of health care. And they accuse Conservatives of not being open to change? HA!