Showing posts with label Canadian immigration. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Canadian immigration. Show all posts

Friday, October 21, 2011

We Pay, They Use!

My oldest son is at NAIT now, and is already talking about jobs in the US. I will be sad for him to leave us, but if that is where the job opportunities are, good luck to him, and we will VISIT him as often as we can, but we don't want to immigrate to the US to stay near him. The US should not let us in just because he is working there either. So, why does Canada?

The Liberals created a great vote getting scheme by instituting the "family reunification" project. What we got was that one productive member was able to bring over their whole family, including grandpa and grandma, who will not contribute by working, will not learn the language, and WILL use our overloaded health system, that they have never contributed to. They have doctors, my family does not. We pay, they use.

It appears that our current government has figured this out, and are about to stop this practice.

Only about 20 per cent of immigrants to Canada are primary economic immigrants, he said, while the remaining applicants are their spouses and sponsored family members.
“To those who think we can solve that problem through immigration alone are profoundly mistaken,” Kenney told the committee.
Kenney said the Conservative government isn’t opposed to family reunification, but said there must be limits.
“We have to calibrate those limits based on our country’s economic needs, our fiscal capacity,” he said. “There is no doubt that the people who are coming who are senior citizens, they have much, much lower labour market participation and much higher level of utilization of the public health system.”

You have to love Jason Kenney, he's not afraid to tell it like it really is.  Keep up the great work Jason!

Unless the country they live in is at war, grandpa and grandma are probably happier staying put in their own homes than being transplanted to a new land that doesn't speak their language. They are like lost little puppies, that need lots of care, but turn around and shit on your carpet.

My son can move anywhere he wants for work, but don't expect us to follow. I can see the crocodile tears of the left pouring down their faces as they shout for ma and pa to be able to suck off the taxpayer teat.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Friday Funnies: Gymnastics?

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave

her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her

and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what

she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back

...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande

Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that

said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said,

'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
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Refugee Fairy ..............

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside
the Toronto immigration offices.

'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes,
since you just arrived in Canada with your wife and
three children.'

The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth,
so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in
them.'

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and

PING!

he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'

The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three car
garage in Oakville with eight bedrooms for my family
and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want
to bring them all over here.'

PING

In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car
garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in
an upscale neighbourhood.

'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish. I
want to be like a Canadian. With Canadian
clothes instead of manjams, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. I
want to have white skin like Canadians.'

PING!

The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Blue Jays T-shirt and a
Maple Leaf baseball cap. He had his bad teeth
back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?' The
fairy said 'Tough luck, Jack. Now that
you are a Canadian, you have to fend for yourself.' And she disappeared!
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Flooding in Ireland!

If this doesn't tug at
your heart strings nothing will.

We've all seen the
faces of those ravaged by the floods of Sri Lanka , New
Orleans and now in Ireland.

This 'award-winning'
photograph of the recent flood waters rising in Ireland
captures the horror and suffering there.

The heart and
resiliency of the Irish people really shows
through.

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Olympic non-medalist. I wonder why?


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Finally, I can't forget the cute animal pictures!





That is a dog, not a panda!



The fawn followed the dog home through the doggie door, right into the house and up onto the bed!
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Have a great long weekend everyone!