Thursday, November 05, 2015

Rona An Inspirational Choice!

When Rona was made the environment minister in 2006 and the lefties went MAD because she was seen getting her hair done instead of being at a meeting...I knew Rona was my kind of woman. 

I still like her and applaud the Conservative party for giving her a chance to show her smarts as the interim leader. The media is already slamming her as not being able to speak  Quebec French, what a hoot! She speaks English, French and fluent Portuguese and Spanish. 

Put her up against the ":shiny pony": and he looks anemic. She will make him look like Charlie Brown during question period. The best thing is that the progressives can';t attack her, because if they do, they will show their true anti-feminist colours. 

Liberals have thrown all they could at her and she is still standing. They fail to understand that Conservative women are tougher and more independent than any other political group. 

I remember going to a rally for Harper in Edmonton before he was elected Prime Minister. I lined up with my then 12 year old son, hoping my son would be able to shake the next PM';s hand. I turned around and saw a lady with a walker trying to get into the line, so I pulled my son back to let her in. 

While we were waiting, I started talking to her. OMG. If I can be as strong as her, I will have lived a great life. She and her husband immigrated from Britain in the early 1900';s. While her husband was working up north, she proceeded to buy them a house in Edmonton. She was the power. She is a perfect example of a true Conservative woman. Tough, Smart and Can Do. 

This was in 2006, and I still remember my encounter with her, and I still strive to celebrate the pioneer spirit she represents. Our children need to sit down and listen to the pioneers who are left, so they can understand that a rock star PM will not make their lives better by promising them ":goodies":. They need to understand that they will be the ones paying for all those ":goodies":. 

Rona will do a great job. She is tough, smart and independent, not to mention a beautiful woman. (I guess that isn;'t PC, but as I am a woman they can';t attack me. I will just claim I am GLTABC) .

Look into Trudeau';s eyes and you will see nothing. Seriously, watch his eyes, nothing is going on behind them. We have a puppet PM, who';s strings will be pulled by the BIG BUSINESS  progressives supposedly despise and Liberal activists who have been starving for the last 10 years. First up the climate conference where Alberta will get screwed by the federal Liberals and the provincial NDP. Count on it. 

Sunday, November 01, 2015

Climate Conference Just In Time For The Liberals

To sign another ":Kyoto Accord:" to look good, and then do nothing again!

Or can they do nothing if they sign this agreement?

Some in the US are worried about this tiny little portion of the agreement on page 19.

According to the proposed draft text of the climate treaty, the tribunal would take up issues such as “climate justice,” “climate finance,” “technology transfers,” and “climate debt.”
Buried on page 19 of the 34-page document is the critical text – still heavily bracketed with text that hasn’t been completely resolved and agreed upon – reads:
[An International Tribunal of Climate Justice as][A] [compliance mechanism] is hereby established to address cases of non-compliance of the commitments of developed country Parties on mitigation, adaptation, [provision of] finance, technology development and transfer [and][,] capacity-building[,] and transparency of action and support, including through the development of an indicative list of consequences, taking into account the cause, type, degree and frequency of non-compliance.
The U.N. held a preparatory conference in September in Bonn, Germany, that drafted language to be approved at the upcoming Paris climate summit. At the Bonn meeting the U.N. brought together more than 2,000 participants from governments, observer organizations and the media.
But none of those media chose to report on the proposed new global tribunal.


We know the Liberals LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the UN, and lefties love to pander to other extreme lefties. Be assured that the Liberals will go to Paris with trumpets blazing that Canada is back and they will sign whatever is put in their faces so they can look good to the :"world":. God, I miss Harper already. We are about to get creamed on the international stage. At least Harper was smart enough not to buy into the lefty propaganda, we can';t hold out the same hope for Trudeau. 

Unfortunately, Alberta will be represented by the NDP, who have already signaled that they are ready to sign on to anything that makes them look like climate activists....heck that';s all they have on staff, so why would we be shocked.  

I would say buckle up, but the NDP budget means we can';t afford a buckle, much less pants that need the buckle. 

Friday, October 30, 2015

Friday Night Funnies

I know you all remember my Friday Night Funnies, and know that they are NOT politically correct, so if you are bad buttercup, don';t read my friday night funnies anymore, PROBLEM SOLVED. 

Can't Decide?

Election Joke:

 Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the Rideau Canal. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you are so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids, I just don't get it.
'Well,' said the big croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small croc.
'Hmmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'On the other side of the river near the car park at Parliament Hill.’
'Same here. How do you catch them?' asked the big croc.
'Well, I crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat 'em!'
"Ah!" says the big croc, "I think I see your problem, you're not getting any real nourishment! See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a politician, there's nothing much left but an asshole with a briefcase.

We know this election the MEDIA made a big issue out of the lady who wanted to get her citizenship covered from head to toe....I wonder if she took her dog with her?

Okay that one is really really funny the more I look at the dog.......


Kim Jung Un
Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before
Daddy made him a four-star general. 

This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his
life that would even come close to military leadership. 

He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a
                                    sports team, or commanded a military platoon. 

So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea. 


Oh crap!

I'm sorry. 
I just remembered that we did the same thing.
Barack Obama  We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never
worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief. 

A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget, or led anything more
than an ACORN demonstration, and we made him
"Beloved Leader" of the United States. TWICE!
I'm sorry I brought this up... Never mind.

It is just amazing that so many of them are still with us!


You all know I love dogs............

Whether you own a dog or not, you must  appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below...... 

   Dog For Sale ------Free to good home.  
Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as 
there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, rapists or  molesters 
left in the neighborhood for him to eat.  
Most of them knew Jethro only by his  
Chinese Street name...... Ho Lee Schitt.

(Obviously photo-shopped, but funny.)

 Squirrels and Religion...
There were four churches and a synagogue in a small Ohio town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Catholic church and a Jewish synagogue.
Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels.
The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue, but it's rumoured that they took one squirrel and circumcised him and they haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.



The first man married a woman from North Carolina .  He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina .  He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.  He still has some difficulty when he pees.

We have all heard about the Liberals bringing more refugees into Canada, they might be your Mom or Dad!!

Seniors Leaving Canada
News Flash from the offshore Nova Scotia ----
The Canadian Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the east coast of Canada today.
This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but away from Canada towards the Middle East .
Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Canadians who were all seniors of pension age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to the Middle East so as to be able to return to Canada as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Canadian pensioners.

The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.
We are booking the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come.

Halloween tomorrow, I will post pictures of our scary house!!

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Birth Announcement

Rachel from Notleyham has delivered a NDP baby, called :"Deficit Spending": to the uninformed Alberta citizens. The same citizens who overthrew the bad Progressive conservatives for overspending, now have Rapunzel lowering her hair for all the provincial unions. This fairy tale will not end well.

The labour pains are sharp and directed at the guts of taxpayers. We voted Klein in so we could get rid of our debt. I remember it well, I was on the cusp of the 20% cuts, but I made it, and so did all the people who were cut.

This is going to hurt every single Albertan, taxpayer or not. How?? Carbon tax. A tax on the air we breathe. Imagine the shock our ancestors would get if they came back today and found out that carbon dioxide is bad. The stupidity of people who want to believe in climate change is surpassed by only the Islamic hordes who behead those who will not bow to their religion.

The first NDP budget in Alberta is a killer. Job killer, pension killer, and investment in the oil industry killer.

RIP Alberta.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Someone Has To Pay For All The ":Goodies:"

For decades Alberta was able to fend off the federal power grabs because they had a conservative government provincially. Even with a conservative provincial government in place, Trudeau The First, was able to decimate Alberta with the NEP.

Alberta is now prime pickings for both the NDP and Liberals. We have no protection from the lefty progressives.

You can try to blame whoever you want for the provincial and federal elections, but it comes down to who promised the most ":goodies:".

When the takers out number the workers, these are the results you can expect. When a spend until you drop budget approach wins against a balanced budget approach, you can expect these results for decades to come.

All you need to do is look at Ontario. The voters keep electing the Liberals because they are handing out the :"goodies:" faster than the recipients can spend them and they feel good about their inclusive progressive society. Debt??? Who cares? The politicians never seem to mention the BILLION dollars a month for interest payments in Ontario alone.  Imagine how a BILLION dollars could help a hospital in Ontario, or 12 hospitals a year.

I fear for Alberta.

Provincial Sales Tax or Carbon Tax, or both.

NotMe will promote a carbon tax to make us appear environmentally friendly because she can';t get away with imposing a sales tax. It is the same thing, just a different name. Add that to the national carbon tax we can all expect, and it';s a double header in taxation.

The media will make it seem like we are finally paying our dues for all the pollution we have been many smog days has Edmonton had?......NONE you say?? Funny that.

Even the most extreme hurricane the western hemisphere has ever we were told....did minimal damage in Mexico this week.

Don';t blame Harper for the conservatives not getting reelected, blame the takers not the workers. You can see the same thing happening in the US. The takers out number the workers.

If that trend persists, eventually society fails. Someone has to pay for all the :"goodies":.

Am I back? Maybe only when I feel like posting something. I was content with the Conservative government. I will have more to post about with two lefty governments grinding me down.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

This Is About Murder, Not Abortion.

Some will see no wrong in what was done at this clinic, and I pray for those people. This is about murder, not abortion.

Kermit Gosnell is on trial for the murder of babies, born alive, and then murdered by severing the spine. It's as despicable a crime as any mass shooting, but don't except huge coverage of the trial, because it shows abortion for what it is, murder.

For a quick idea of what the trial is about, watch this short clip. WARNING, very graphic images and discussion.

 For more information, you can go to this site, 3801 Lancaster.

What bothers me most about this is that the people who support abortion always mention the abortion doctors that have been killed by pro-life people, but they refuse to place any blame on someone like this killer. They are scared that women might smarten up and realize what an abortion really is and what it does to them mentally and physically.

May God have mercy on their souls. I would say the same for Gosnell, but I think the man is soulless. 

Friday, March 15, 2013

Friday Night Funnies: St. Patrick's Day


Best Irish Joke
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs
of me wife !"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
toast of the night !

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize for the Best toast of The night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
surprised myself. You know, he's only been in
there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by
the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell

 In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.

One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.."Mother," the nuns asked earnestly,"Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said: "


Darren    wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.  But she was dating someone else.
One day Darren got so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.  The girl looked at him and then said, "NO!"
Darren  said, "I'll be real fast.  I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."  She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation.  Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast.  He won't even be able to get his pants down.  Then give me a call."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?"
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
Have a great weekend! Don't drink too much green beer, or you'll end up like these guys: