Friday Night Funnies: Best Friends!

Starting you off with an awesome video, of guess what? A boy, puddles and his dog....it doesn't get better than that on a Friday night!

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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
Joey says "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."
Kimmy says "A new lawn mower." and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothing!"The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying, 'Well, that's the last f@%#ing thing we needed!
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Carolyn,
        a rich blonde,

Buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR
        Sport.

She drives
        the car perfectly well during the day,

But at night, the car just won't move at
        all.

After trying
        to drive the car at night for a

Week (but without any luck), she
        furiously

Calls
        the Jaguar dealers and they send out a

Technician to her.

The technician examines the car and
        finds

Nothing
        wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde

And asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using
        the

Right gears?"
        Full of anger, the blonde replies:

"You fool, you idiot, how on earth you could
        ask

Such a
        question? I'm not stupid you know!

Of course I am using the right
        gears;

I use D
        during the day and N at
        night."

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 Why are raincoats yellow?

 

  Anymore questions???

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Dog Shaming....

 

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PREGNANT AT 71 A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard. "What is the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. " Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, " Does she still have the hiccups?"

 

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Okay, okay, for all you cat lovers, here is something to keep you happy....now stop whining! HA!

 

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Enjoy the weekend. Now that Christmas and New Years are over, it's nice to just kick back with a book beside the fireplace. Or, try to finish the demon puzzle from hell your kids picked for you.