A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.
He replied, "Who said that?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"
The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"
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This is the reason my Friday funnies are short tonight. I spent most of the evening going from this:
To this:
Check out those speakers! Yup it's a 24' iMac. The learning curve is going to be interesting.
Have a great weekend. If my posts are garbled and disjointed for the next little while, it's because of the big switch from a PC to a Mac! So far, so good. These old eyes are loving the big screen with the over sized writing! I consider the fact that I was able to download some pictures and create this post a big step forward. Now if I can only get used to the fact that the min/max/close buttons are on the left side instead of the right, and that I do not have the right click on my mouse anymore, I might survive this new experience!
