Friday, May 25, 2012

Friday Night Funnies: Air Show Disaster


The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a, 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.
 I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus.  Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'for the love of God, GO! GO!'   What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus.

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.  There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach...

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

 Air Show  Disaster

The pilot at low  level  had no control over  his aircraft. It narrowly misses a  crowd gathered for the Air  Show and slams into four  buildings.

One can only  imagine the horror of
the occupants inside  those buildings.

Probably scared the shit out of  them.
The Team that Got Bin Laden (if you

heard Obama's speech).


 DeWalt Nail  Gun

A must have in every home in America !

For  everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house!

In  view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product  may skyrocket.

Washington thinks they are going to take  away our guns, so check this out. I like it!

NAIL GUNS!  AND, you don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for  them!

AND, you don't have to worry about them being  CONCEALED!

Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!

New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt

It  can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.

This  makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and  build a fence.

Hundred round magazine.

Someone invades your home, just nail his ass.
Canadian McDonalds ad:

Pervert !

The phone rings, and the wife answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight asshole with no hair."

Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"
Enjoy the weekend, it appears that it will be spectacular!

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