Can't Resist Posting This One!

Hey, I know it isn't Friday, but this is too funny.



Now, I'm off to deliver Elliott to his autistic boy. It's hard to give them up but the people they go to need them so much more than we do.

I have finally convinced my hubby that we need two greyhounds (rescued) as our family pets, so the hunt is now on for the perfect ones for our family. The greyhound is one of the most regal, quiet, low maintenance dogs you could every get. It will make giving up the assistance dogs a little easier.

Friday Funnies: Printers and Cats!

Smart A$$ Women

Ray & Bubba ( West Virginny engineers)

were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,

'but we don't have a ladder.'

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,

and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her

pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'

and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!

We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'

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Happy Thanksgiving America!

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Thought for the day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Piss on it and walk away.
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Out of my cold dead hands! Charlton Heston's gun vault:
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Why your printer won't work!


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Have a great weekend, even you lefties! (SQ and Jeff, these are funnies, you know, jokes, or all all lefties missing their funny bones?)