Smart A$$ Women
were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,
'but we don't have a ladder.'
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'
and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!
We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
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Happy Thanksgiving America!
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Thought for the day
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Piss on it and walk away.
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Out of my cold dead hands! Charlton Heston's gun vault:
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Why your printer won't work!
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Have a great weekend, even you lefties! (SQ and Jeff, these are funnies, you know, jokes, or all all lefties missing their funny bones?)
3 comments:
Is that really Charleton Heston's gun vault? OMG.....now we know why he, was such a grouch, with Michael Moore..haha! Cheers, Hunter and you too have a great weekend....go STAMPS go!
Yes that's Heston's vault! I agree, seeing as the ESK's aren't in it...
Go Stamps Go!
I believe that should be "GO ALS GO!!!" :)
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