Sunday, November 02, 2008

I Found The Real Obama!

Barack Kunta Kinte Walter Hussein McGillicuddy Lucifer Obama II (pronounced Bárockus Obomus) (born Baruch Seamus O'Bama to an Irish Catholic family in County Cork) is the young shiningly optimistic upstart United States Senator from Illinois that is currently out to shake up Washington and change the system and the world for a brighter and better tomorrow. In 2008, Obama became the first African American (his dad was from Africa and his dad's baby momma came from America) to be nominated by a major political party for president and not be lynched by an angry mob in white robes holding torches, so you know he's one of the good ones. By taking down the man, Barack will set the lower class working people free from economic oppression. Don't believe me? Well, don't take my word for it (jerk). In this article, we hope to show you solidly irrefutable and absolutely incontrovertible facts delineating why Barack Obama is your messiah, the one true God you've been waiting for since the dawn of time....unless you're considered financially wealthy by today's standards.


Okay, so maybe I didn't find the real Obama, but it's a change from the serious discussion on the US election. Warning, some of the language is not appropriate for young readers.

They also have a profile for McCain:

John Sidney McSame (1933 BC- still kicking) is an American senator, politician, living fossil, and will be the next President of the United States, with his Vice President, Bree Hodge. He is known as a maverick for his many marital infidelities. He fought in the Punic Wars (for Rome, against Carthage) and was allegedly subject to enhanced interrogation techniques for four years, thus becoming qualified to be President of the United States. Also, he graduated at the top of his class in the first graduating class of Electoral College. He will best be remembered by the public for his role as Mr. Wilson in Dennis the Menace, yelling at the young kids to get off his lawn.


It's Sunday night, most of us have to work tomorrow, so enjoy some light humour.

12 comments:

Carlos Freire said...

Kunta Kinte Walter Hussein McGillicuddy Lucifer Obama II

Hunter, you are either painfully ignorant or hopelessly stupid.

Eihter way, I'm glad you live thousands of miles away.

hunter said...

Hello Carlos, did you even go to the site I posted or are you the type that just reads the first 2 lines of an article?? Not to call anyone names like you just did, but "Eihter"???

Anonymous said...

Hunter - I have noticed a propensity toward bad grammar and spelling among the opposing side. I think it is a combination of inability to write and think properly, a high level of irrational and unthinking emotion, and a blind and sheep-like devotion to a lost cause.

Southern Quebec said...

Kunte Kinte
Racial humour is always hysterical at conservative site, doncha know, Carlos.....

Anonymous said...

SQ - that is downright ridiculous and you know it. If your only purpose is to mock and provoke, why do you bother? Can you not think of anything better to do? You obviously have it in for Conservative supporters and will not think past the talking points and untruths propogated by your masters.

Anonymous said...

Carlos - have you ever listened to Eddie Murphy's standup routine?

Anonymous said...

Paul Wells' column on why Dion was not a leader. A very good column and shows the real Dion and not the one the Libs would like us to see.
http://www.macleans.ca/columnists/article.jsp?id=7&content=20081022_87654_87654

Jim said...

Wow, more fake moral indignation from the left, what a surprise!

Why don't you idiots stay over at Liblogs, they are having a lunch special, it's called "eating your own".

Morons.

Anonymous said...

Jim - excellent response. I think that Southern Quebec has something lacking in his life because it appears to want nothing but to provoke and ask stupid questions with wide-eyed innocence in an effort to bait our blog host. There was a guy on Turner's blog who used to do that with me but I called him out on his silly and juvenile little tactic. He and his ilk have nothing to offer so they just try to needle and be "smart" all the while proving themselves to be very little people with nothing to contribute.

As for leftist indignation - some of the most racist and exclusionary people in history have been socialists and communists. Indeed, the Soviet Union systematically persecuted Jews, Orthodox Christians, people of colour and people of Asian heritage. In all the photos that are out there depicting life in Russia or the Soviet Union, ever see a black person? Of course not. But, the socialist and communist types talk a good game about equality. Yeah, right. Hypocrites, all of them.

Anonymous said...

Elizabeth May is unbelievable. Check out this, from the Hill Times. I wish she'd leave the planet and give us some peace from her delusional and idiotic rantings.

Green Party Leader Elizabeth May says she would never join the Liberals and that NDP Leader Jack Layton's party is to blame for Prime Minister Stephen Harper's victory on Oct. 14.

http://www.thehilltimes.ca/html/index.php?display=story&full_path=2008/november/3/may/&c=2

Anonymous said...

As a female, Elizabeth May rocks.








ROCKS!

Anonymous said...

Light humour? "Obama became the first African American... to be nominated by a major political party for president and not be lynched by an angry mob in white robes holding torches, so you know he's one of the good ones."

Here I thought I was getting an intelligent and careful conservative opinion from my home city, only to find out you are endorsing unadulterated bigotry.

There is a difference between good satire and bad.