I Found The Real Obama!

Barack Kunta Kinte Walter Hussein McGillicuddy Lucifer Obama II (pronounced Bárockus Obomus) (born Baruch Seamus O'Bama to an Irish Catholic family in County Cork) is the young shiningly optimistic upstart United States Senator from Illinois that is currently out to shake up Washington and change the system and the world for a brighter and better tomorrow. In 2008, Obama became the first African American (his dad was from Africa and his dad's baby momma came from America) to be nominated by a major political party for president and not be lynched by an angry mob in white robes holding torches, so you know he's one of the good ones. By taking down the man, Barack will set the lower class working people free from economic oppression. Don't believe me? Well, don't take my word for it (jerk). In this article, we hope to show you solidly irrefutable and absolutely incontrovertible facts delineating why Barack Obama is your messiah, the one true God you've been waiting for since the dawn of time....unless you're considered financially wealthy by today's standards.

Okay, so maybe I didn't find the real Obama, but it's a change from the serious discussion on the US election. Warning, some of the language is not appropriate for young readers.

They also have a profile for McCain:

John Sidney McSame (1933 BC- still kicking) is an American senator, politician, living fossil, and will be the next President of the United States, with his Vice President, Bree Hodge. He is known as a maverick for his many marital infidelities. He fought in the Punic Wars (for Rome, against Carthage) and was allegedly subject to enhanced interrogation techniques for four years, thus becoming qualified to be President of the United States. Also, he graduated at the top of his class in the first graduating class of Electoral College. He will best be remembered by the public for his role as Mr. Wilson in Dennis the Menace, yelling at the young kids to get off his lawn.

It's Sunday night, most of us have to work tomorrow, so enjoy some light humour.

Lobamatized!

As the US election comes down to the wire, I thought I'd put my two cents into the mix. I have a very good friend in the US who is a McCain supporter, so she sends me most of what I use on this blog that relates to the election. Thanks Irene!! A real live American Republican prospective, not what we see from the MSM.

I bet you didn't think of it this way----

Redistribution of Wealth

Here is a creative approach to redistribution of wealth as offered in a
local newspaper...

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read
"Vote Obama, I need the money." I laughed.

Once in the restaurant my server had on a "Obama 08" tie, again I
laughed as he had given away his political preference--just imagine the
coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him
that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He
stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to
redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need--the homeless
guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the
server inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The homeless
guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I
realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn,
but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn
even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in
concept than in practical application.

(and you thought YOU would get more money?!*)


Listen to this for the music alone:


I can't vote, but my American friend can, and I suspect she's going to vote McCain.

The Forgotten Man...Joe The Plumber

The turning point in this election, is in my opinion, Joe the Plumber. He speaks to real people more than any politician can ever hope to do. He has socked voters in the stomach, and made them look at what choices they have in this election. He has provided some common sense in an election that has gone on too long and been too vicious from both sides. I suspect more voters will think about him when voting than either Obama or McCain.

“He Works, He Votes, Generally He Prays – But He Always Pays”

Joe the Plumber has struck a chord in the closing weeks of this election because he represents the Forgotten Man. When he confronted Sen. Barack Obama on the campaign trail with the question of what would happen to his taxes under an Obama Administration should he realize his dream of owning his own business, Joe cast the decision that faces us in this election in stark relief:

Which will be better for our economy: Politicians redistributing our wealth or growing more wealth?

And Sen. Obama gave us an equally stark answer: Under his leadership, America will focus on “spreading around” the Forgotten Man’s wealth, not encouraging him to create more of it.

What has been lost in the US election is the focus on the common voter and what they are most concerned about, not change, but stability and progress for their families.

Straight Talk!

Some of the posters I saw tonight during McCain's speech said "Straight Talk", and that's what I think McCain did tonight. Dynamo Duo, McCain and Palin. They complement each other very well, and I can see why McCain picked Sarah, they are two peas in a pod.

Funny how Obama just seems so lack luster now. The glow is off and people are starting to see the worm. The one thing that makes me sad is that I am disappointed in Oprah. I remember watching her show years ago and she had Obama on, she was in love with him then, and she had a lot to do will him being where he is today. Funny how she didn't support Hillary. So much for the sisterhood. I haven't watched her show since she publicly supported him. Celebrities should stay out of politics, just like teachers should present opposing views of things like the environment. They have too much power and can do too much harm with that power.

I liked the speech, McCain stayed true to himself, he didn't try to be anything phony. If America chooses an empty suit over this excellent hero, I will be deeply disappointed. It would be like Canadians choosing Dion over PM Harper. Yet even here in Alberta, Liberals spout off about Conservatives, they have blinders on and a real hate of anything Conservative. They put party first and Country second.

It's time for both Americans and Canadians to put COUNTRY FIRST, not party.

A Real Conservative, Sarah Palin!

Hillary never inspired anything but contempt in me. She is a weak woman, taking all the garbage her husband dishes out because she might get elected as President. No strong independent woman would vote for her, and my American female friends agree. Would I vote for Sarah Palin? In a heartbeat. Here is an interview that reveals some of how she thinks, watch them all, it's worth it.









I hope you watched them all, I'm sure the Democrats have, trying to get dirt on her. I am totally disgusted by the lefties attacking a 17 year old girl to gain advantage. It will backfire, because most women will feel the same way I do. You always protect your "cubs" from danger, (unless you abort them, that's kind of like a mother pig eating her own young) these attacks are getting my back up and I'm a Canadian! I can't imagine how much more determined American women are in their support of McCain and Palin.

Sarah Baracuda!

I have been watching the American election, but have been totally uninspired. I liked McCain, but now it's a whole new feeling. His pick of Sarah Palin as VP to run with him has raised my level of interest. Here's a Youtube video of her. Enjoy.



This should now be a much more interesting race. Will America pick substance over hollywood glitter?

To my American friends, stay safe, vote smart! McCain/Palin 08!

Brilliant, Just Brilliant!

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! That's this female's take on McCain's choice for Vice President. I've been watching the news as much as I could today. The strategy by the Republicans was flawless.

First, was it only last night Obama gave his flat and uninspiring speech? Who remembers? You see, the news I saw first this morning, was that Governor Palin from Alaska might be McCain's choice. Obama's speech got left on the cutting room floor, no-one was even talking about it this morning, score one for the McCain campaign, they changed the channel.

Second, every media outlet was scrambling to find out who Governor Palin was and racing to be the first with any information. Obama's speech? Old news already.

Third, I finally had a chance to see parts of Governor Palin's speech, thanks mainly to Blogging Tories. I like her. As a female, I probably look at different things than males do, in fact seeing some of the male responses on comment boards, I know I was looking at her differently. HA!

Fourth, the Obama camp has already come out slamming her as the mayor of a small town, with no experience. This makes them look elitist and out of touch with the grass roots. Last time I was in the US, it seemed like there were lots of small towns, with lots of small town mayors. This will hurt Obama, badly with voters.

Fifth, feminists are already screaming blue "murder" (yes, I know, bad taste, but the truth) because Governor Palin is for life, not the death of babies. They are taking choice to such an extreme that they support Obama on leaving live aborted babies to die. Believe me, any normal Mother feels love for that baby months before the baby is born. Being pro-life and religious in the US is much more acceptable than it is in leftist Canada. Watch for the special interest groups to go crazy. I just saw an interview between a deather and a pro-lifer, the deather was unsmiling and condescending, the pro-lifer was all smiles. So the pro-life religious groups are now the Republicans to lose.

Finally, Obama is phony as a three dollar bill, McCain is a real living American hero. He now has a dynamic energizer Lady to help him. She is the real deal, not like Hillary. Sarah is a tough minded frontier type woman, Hillary is just tough looking! I don't blame her, she has to put up with Bill's skirt chasing.

As a Conservative woman, I can get behind McCain/Palin because I like them both. They are not elitist, Liberal, latte sipping, immoral, soft, pansies.

Thank goodness, Sarah wasn't wearing a pantsuit! (They make woman's hips look way bigger!) Conservative woman will only support a woman as tough minded and independent as they are themselves. Sarah reminds me of Kate at SDA's. What a wonderful looking family Sarah has, twenty years married (to the same guy) and five children. She didn't take the easy route and abort their down syndrome child, something I deeply respect. As a "older" Mom, the doctors wanted me to take the tests to determine if my babies would be physically impaired, I refused. I told them that I would never abort and trusted in God to help me through whatever he was willing to send me. He sent me two perfect little boys, and I thank him every day for allowing me to care for them.

So, as a female, I like McCain's pick for Vice President. Go energizer Lady!

(Repeat because Blogging Tories didn't pick my first post up, nor yesterday's post)

The Energizer Lady! I Like Her!

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! That's this female's take on McCain's choice for Vice President. I've been watching the news as much as I could today. The strategy by the Republicans was flawless.

First, was it only last night Obama gave his flat and uninspiring speech? Who remembers? You see, the news I saw first this morning, was that Governor Palin from Alaska might be McCain's choice. Obama's speech got left on the cutting room floor, no-one was even talking about it this morning, score one for the McCain campaign, they changed the channel.

Second, every media outlet was scrambling to find out who Governor Palin was and racing to be the first with any information. Obama's speech? Old news already.

Third, I finally had a chance to see parts of Governor Palin's speech, thanks mainly to Blogging Tories. I like her. As a female, I probably look at different things than males do, in fact seeing some of the male responses on comment boards, I know I was looking at her differently. HA!

Fourth, the Obama camp has already come out slamming her as the mayor of a small town, with no experience. This makes them look elitist and out of touch with the grass roots. Last time I was in the US, it seemed like there were lots of small towns, with lots of small town mayors. This will hurt Obama, badly with voters.

Fifth, feminists are already screaming blue "murder" (yes, I know, bad taste, but the truth) because Governor Palin is for life, not the death of babies. They are taking choice to such an extreme that they support Obama on leaving live aborted babies to die. Believe me, any normal Mother feels love for that baby months before the baby is born. Being pro-life and religious in the US is much more acceptable than it is in leftist Canada. Watch for the special interest groups to go crazy. I just saw an interview between a deather and a pro-lifer, the deather was unsmiling and condescending, the pro-lifer was all smiles. So the pro-life religious groups are now the Republicans to lose.

Finally, Obama is phony as a three dollar bill, McCain is a real living American hero. He now has a dynamic energizer Lady to help him. She is the real deal, not like Hillary. Sarah is a tough minded frontier type woman, Hillary is just tough looking! I don't blame her, she has to put up with Bill's skirt chasing.

As a Conservative woman, I can get behind McCain/Palin because I like them both. They are not elitist, Liberal, latte sipping, immoral, soft, pansies.

Thank goodness, Sarah wasn't wearing a pantsuit! (They make woman's hips look way bigger!) Conservative woman will only support a woman as tough minded and independent as they are themselves. Sarah reminds me of Kate at SDA's. What a wonderful looking family Sarah has, twenty years married (to the same guy) and five children. She didn't take the easy route and abort their down syndrome child, something I deeply respect. As a "older" Mom, the doctors wanted me to take the tests to determine if my babies would be physically impaired, I refused. I told them that I would never abort and trusted in God to help me through whatever he was willing to send me. He sent me two perfect little boys, and I thank him every day for allowing me to care for them.

So, as a female, I like McCain's pick for Vice President. Go energizer Lady!