Friday Funnies: Lighten Up Everyone!

Yes, I understand that parliament is not working right now, big shocker! HA! Relax, it's Friday and some funnies are warranted!
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The sharing of marriage

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing
one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can
afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking
turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used
to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had
yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting
for?'

She answered……


THE TEETH.
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Happy Thanksgiving my American friends! This one is in support of leftovers, who wants the wings?

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Oh, those hungry disappearing polar bears...

The photographer was sure that he was going
to see the end of his huskies when the polar bear
materialized out of the blue, as it were:




The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs..
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Now, here is the bailout explained in plain mathematical language by the auto industry:


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Some random funnies:






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Finally, for those who are impaired by drink or otherwise.... Happy Turkey shooting
Careful, the better you are the faster the turkeys appear.

Relax, the opposition parties have been secretly fed ex-lax, they should be all cleaned out by Monday!