For all you puppy fans out there, don't bother watching the Super Bowl, watch the Puppy Bowl! Here is a preview:
Puppy Cam! Watch out, it's addictive!
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Speaking about the Super Bowl, here is the Coke ad that has the Arab community in an uproar. Would you give me a frigging break? At least Coke is leaving our polar bears alone this year.
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend
is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
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Gangnam Dancing, by twins. What the heck is up with Gangnam?
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
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DRUNK DRIVERS USE THEIR CARS TO KILL 30,000 PEOPLE EVERY YEAR!
WE MUST WRITE OUR REPRESENTATIVES TO BAN DANGEROUS CARS TODAY!
THE LONGER WE WAIT, THE MORE LIVES WILL BE LOST TO DRUNK DRIVERS.
OMG! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
School Bus in Japan:
with my computer?
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Have a great weekend. It's February now, so spring is coming up real fast. Now, if I could only find that seed catalog, I know it's here somewhere. Found it. Must have for this year...."cool wave" pansies!
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Happy Groundhog's Day FNF Fans
Thanks for the FNF
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