Sunday, December 30, 2007

Offset Your Cheating, Buy Cheat Credits!

Okay, this is too funny! You can offset your cheating. Great spoof on carbon credits.

What is Cheat Offsetting?
When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere.

Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience.


Thanks to the Sun Media for the link!

A carbon cash grab

Lorrie Goldstein's "BS alert! BS alert!" part two (Dec. 27), and part one (Dec. 13) is must reading. We are only fooling ourselves if we think that buying carbon credits is anything other than a cash-grab by socialists. The hypocrisy of Kyoto is evident -- i.e., some polluters are more guilty than others.

Ollie Bourque

Toronto

(Check out "cheatneutral.com" where you can cheat on your spouse and then pay a small fee to people who don't cheat on their spouses to render you "cheating neutral." It's one of the funniest satires of the whole ridiculous idea of buying so-called "carbon credits" to make yourself "carbon neutral" that we've seen)

1 comment:

Joanne (True Blue) said...

lol! I just watched that for the first time. Thanks for the link.

Goldstein's column was excellent too.