Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting.
Well, for example, the other day Gladys and I went into town and went into a
shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Marilyn called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
important at our age.
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Some pictures of military humour:
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Of course, we need the cute animal antics, and this one is worth watching, twin mouse and Mom, playing in a sprinkler!
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If you have just come back from the bar, and you want to know what your brain age is, this one is worth trying, it would be interesting to see if your results are different in the morning, after all the beer has worn off! HA!
You need to be quick, after the 321, the numbers will flash up quickly, then you need to click on the boxes in order from lowest number to highest number. Good Luck!
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And finally, the ultimate, 50's music combined with animal pictures!
Only You, by the Platters!
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Happy Friday, guess it's Saturday for some of you. Enjoy, life is too short to be serious all the time!
1 comment:
thanks for the retired joke - have passed it on to a number of relatives and friends. always wondered what I could do when I'm 65
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