Friday Night Funnies: Breakfast At Ginger's

This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!
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It has long been contended that there are male
jokes, female jokes and unisex jokes. Here is one I consider a
true female joke!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly towards her (as any man would). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over & whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...On one condition'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment & then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly & meaningfully said....

'Clean my house.'
(YOU GO,GIRL!)
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An Inspirational Golf Story.......

Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, "Naaahhh! I already play 3 times a week."

Then they said to me "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."

Then I thought...


Shit, I could win this thing.
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NOT CELL PHONES...
OR THE RADIO...
OR THE GPS MONITOR...
NOT TALKING...
NOT TEXTING...
OR WATCHING A CAR VIDEO....
OR CHANGING CD's...

THE MOST FREQUENT CAUSES OF TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS ARE:

I'm applying for a government grant to study this problem more closely.
Wish me luck ..
"If I can save even one life...."
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Elderly Exercise Program

I tried it, I liked it, you will too!!

The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass..

If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina.


Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!


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That's enough for the first day. Great job.

Have a glass of wine.
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God and ideal husbands...

While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

And then he made the earth round.
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On that note, have a great weekend. If it's raining out, here is your mindless game of the week...Mind My Bloody Beer...you might not want to try this if you are hungover from Friday night!