Saturday, December 11, 2010

Friday Night Funnies: Christmas With A Capital C!

What To Do When It Snows In Newfoundland ...

One winter morning a husband and wife in Cornerbrook were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."  So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."  The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park....." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice, that all men who are married to GOOD Newfoundland WOMEN exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site
only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had
handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said,
"Do what ever you want."

So, Here I am.
Left to right - Princess Letizia of Spain , French First Lady Carla Bruni and,
yep, you guessed it. The End. No literally . . . The end! (Although I wouldn't
want my photo taken from behind next to those other two either! But my
dress would be more appropriate!)


To get you into the Christmas mood:

For your Christmas game, we have Holiday Penguin Charades. I only got two out of five right.
Have a great weekend, and don't spend all your dough on Christmas. It's family getting together that counts, not the presents!


West Coast Teddi said...

Thanks for the FNF ... there are at least 2 doughs in every Christmas season - money and cookies!! Both are fully "spent" around my house.

All the Best and we say Merry Christmas Everyone.

Laurie Johnson said...

Deer camp made me laugh so hard there were tears in my eyes. MONSTER