Saturday, December 18, 2010

Friday Night Funnies: Suck It Up Cupcake!

There were probably many, many times this year when I may have.....

Disturbed You,
Troubled You,
Pestered You,
Irritated You,
Bugged You,
or got on your Nerves!!
So today, I just wanted to tell you....

Suck it up Cupcake! Cause there AIN'T NO CHANGES Planned for 2011!

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
 Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.  Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
 We should have known…... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all  around the world in one night and not get lost.
Subject: FW: A love story

 He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.
He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.
"Just relax."
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused
hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and
expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...
"Okay, ma'am, all done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now." (OKAY, that is really funny!)

 You have been chosen to receive the blessing of the Snow Fairy.

The Snow Fairy can bring you good fortune for one whole year.

May you be blessed by his good deeds !!!

  You must pass the Snow Fairy to 7 people within 60 seconds
to receive your one year blessing....

Why you do not let men decorate the Christmas tree:

How your kids learn about Christmas:

I love Christmas. Thankfully we will not be traveling through the Rockies this year, as we have for  over 20 years.The picture shows us stopped because of avalanche danger.

My kids will finally get to experience Christmas at home. My parents will be flying into Edmonton in a few days and I can't wait. Tomorrow, we make perogies, sauerkraut for my Dad and me, cheddar cheese for the kids. If anyone needs the recipe, just leave a comment.

Forget about politics right now, enjoy your family and all your blessings. We live in the best country in the world, make sure you appreciate it!


West Coast Teddi said...

And Cupcakes for the rest of us??

A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family. It's been a wonderfull FNF year.


sor said...

I would like your recipe.

In return would you like my Oreo Cookies Truffle recipe. It is a great hit.

How about posting some recipes once in awhile. I have used your roasted tomato sauce recipe religiously. Cheers.

liberal supporter said...

Sadly, they give you a same sex groper at the airport.
Of course you could claim to be gay. Wouldn't they have to give you your supposedly "not preferred gender" groper?

But then it would be entered in the DHS database, and there would endless academic studies of why gay people travel way more than everyone else "In fact, despite being less than 5% of the general population, the flying public is about 75% gay"

hunter said...

SOR, send me that recipe and I will post it with my perogy recipe tonight. Anyone else have some aewsome Christmas recipes? Email me at

Laurie Johnson said...

Would love to try the saurkraut ones. Let me see if I have any worthy recipes and lets trade. MONSTER

JR said...

Ha! Good ones, Hunter. A very Merry X-rated Christmas to you too!