Thursday, August 17, 2006

"Where's Harper"?

Well, let's see, is he at the AIDS conference? Nope, seems he's not there! Bill Gates does get booed for promoting abstinence, so the lefties had something to boo. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you, makes you think that these activists are pretty dumb, and obviously not really dedicated to the actual reduction of AIDS.

Okay, maybe he's doing the summer BBQ thing? Let's see, maybe he's here? Nope, seems he's not there! Isn't that the other guy.........Ummm, Pecker Martian? Paulo Martini? Oh, I give up, it's on the tip of my tongue, just can't remember.

Well, maybe, he's here, He might have fun if he showed up, but I live here and don't go, so who can blame him.

Oh, here he is, I think I found him, defending our borders and having a great time.

That's one tough guy to track down, given that the media still can't seem to believe that he's not at that AIDS conference, they just can't seem to find him, they are looking high and low, overturning conference chairs, but to no avail, so, shhhhhhhhh, don't tell them, let them work for their money, for once.

What dorks!

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