Richard Simmons was here in Edmonton this week, he is his own little hurricane! Watch this video and see what I mean. Too funny!
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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed
monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking
her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her
extra curricular activities, but feared her
enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she
accused Frank, a new member, of being an
alcoholic after she saw his old pickup
parked in front of the town's
only bar one afternoon.. .
She emphatically told Frank
(and several others)
that every one seeing it there
WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING !
Frank, a man of few words,
stared at her for a moment and
just turned and walked away
He didn't explain, defend, or deny
He said nothing.
Later that evening,
Frank quietly parked his pickup
in front of Mildred's house ...
walked home
.. . ..and left it there all night !!!
(You gotta love Frank !)
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The female knife!!!!
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Dear Sirs, (Insert name of your bank here)
In view of what is happening in the banking industry right now,
I was wondering if you could advise me:
If one of my checks is returned, and marked
"insufficient funds," how do I know whether
that refers to me or to you ?
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2 comments:
Sorry to go off-topic, Hunter, but this is an ongoing disgrace happening in our country. And where are the feminists, the HRC, the SoW? Where are the leftists and do-gooders? Women are being exploited and I don't hear a peep from the usual suspects.
http://www.parentcentral.ca/parent/article/602352
Yes I was laughing right off the bat hehehe
FNF (or my first read on Saturday morning)
With thanks
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