Friday Funnies: It Depends

For the first time, the real Question Period makes it into the Friday funnies, because well, this had everyone, even the Speaker, laughing. Minister Baird is laughing so hard he can't answer the question, and watch Peter Stoffer, he had to cover his mouth to hide his laughter as the question was asked.



Believe it or not, my American friend had emailed me this skit about a no-frills airline.


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Sticking with the bathroom theme, here is a mural created by females for the mens bathroom.

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Girls learn early:

A man was seated next to a little girl on the airplane . He turned
to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said , 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,'
said the man. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first.'

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'

The man, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

The little girl replied,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you
don't know shit?'
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Somehow I don't think this kid is going to ever get another cake from his Mom:


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THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'


(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
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Saving the best for last:

1st look and see the Whale under the water.
Keep your cursor OUT of the picture until you see the Whale.
Then move your mouse cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you
might get wet (it's like it's 3D). Click on the picture when it loads
completely, and be sure that your sound is on.

World's Most Dangerous Creature!
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Have a great weekend!