Saturday, October 30, 2010

Friday Night Funnies: BOO!

Of course you had to know that with Halloween fast approaching, scary stuff will be this Friday's theme. We have been working hard here at Hunter's place for the last three weeks, getting ready for Halloween.

Here is a 2008 video of our Halloween house:

We have added lots since then, stay tuned for our 2010 Halloween house!

- What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.
- Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he’s back!
- What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand witch.
- What game do ghost like to play? Peek-a-Boo.
- What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-BONE.
- What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
- What is the tallest building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building.
- What is Dracula’s favorite kind of dog? A blood hound.
- How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

Unfortunate Gravestones

Happy Fall!!
You've been Mooned!!
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9.  You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8.  You ask for high fiber candy only.

7.  When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.

6.  People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
     And you're not wearing a mask.

5.  When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
 And can't remember the rest.

4.  By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3.  You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2.  You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.

 And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...

1.  You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
 Ghost Car:

For your enjoyment, a stupid Halloween game! Dracula! (hint: fly up to the next level!)
Enjoy, now.....where are those intestines I made??


West Coast Teddi said...

Sooo scarrryyyyy ... last FNF from Maui. enjoyed the comments from last week - thanks. Been in the Islands for 35 days which is 1 day for each year of marriage. Home again home again on tuesday and back to the retirement grind!!

Thanks for FNF

hunter said...

Wow! 35 years, Congrats! Bring us some of that nice warm weather would you?

maryT said...

WCT, another 35 yrs and you will reach the milestone of a couple from my town, 70 yrs on Nov 1, plus they both turn 90 yrs of age on Nov 1st.
Standing joke is it was love at first sight in the hospital nursery.
Or even before at their mothers were best friends.

Anonymous said...

So, WCT - you were married when you were only 10? LOL. Congratulations - it's a sad testament to all the 'progress' we've made when 35 years is a rarity when it used to be considered a still-young marriage. Kudos to you and your husband.

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