Saturday, May 07, 2011

Friday Night Funnies: Spring delayed


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Obama, the hero of human rights.


Royal Wedding Spoof:

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to this issue. What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again. This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U.S. Forest Service. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said; "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here... these coyotes ain't screwin’ our sheep... they're eatin' 'em!" The meeting never really got back to order. . .
Try this one, enter your text, then press "say it". Funny.
Still suffering from election hangover, will be better next week!


West Coast Teddi said...

Majority (!!!) of Climbing Out of the Dark readers will forgive you for your election "hand-me-over" and are just glad to have FNF back in business.

The Dippers have provided plenty of giggles this week anyway.

As to spring - very wet drive thru the mountains, no traffic and no snow but SUN on arrival in Alberta.

Thanks for FNF - welcome back

MONSTER said...

Never tried to castrate a coyote. I`m not that good of a shot.Though I did impress son the younger one time when I nailed a spider at about twenty paces with an air gun. Some times you don`t have to be good to be a hero, just lucky.