Friday Funnies: Which One Is The Blonde!

No humans or bears were harmed in the making of this picture.


Maybe the guy taking pictures could have put down the camera and helped his buddy.
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Stimulus package explained

Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China . Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
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Eight seconds of pure joy!

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This is worrying

Beer contains female hormones
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
Period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
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Find the nude dude and click on him...kid friendly.
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Speaking of nudes.....Which one is the blonde? Answer later, no peeking!


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This is amazing!

2009 Inauguration Photo - SUPER HI-DEF
This is absolutely the BEST in 'high definition'..... Really amazing.
Zoom in ('double-click' an area) ....and watch it focus.
Then zoom some more... and wait for focus.
What a surveillance tool this is !
This picture was taken with a robotic camera and weighs in at 1,474 megapixel. (295 times the standard 5 megapixel camera) It was a Canon that pulled together over 200 individual shots.

Each zoom in takes a second to focus ...and then you can see some amazing reactions.

And terrorists wonder how they can target individual houses? DUH! This was a camera, imagine what the military has for surveillance.
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With Valentine's Day tomorrow, here is a Kiss Me in 3D Gift. The BONUS is the funny part!
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Finally, your mindless game:
The object of the game is to move the red block around
Without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.

If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been
Said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are
Expected to go for at least 2 minutes.

Give it a try but be careful...it is addictive!!

Air Force Test<-------- Click here
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Have a great Saturday, some of us lucky ones get Monday off. Yahoo!!

Oh, I just about forgot about that blonde.....


Amazing I didn't see it before....

The Blonde is the one with her right leg up.

That's OK I didn't pass the test EITHER!!!!!