One in a million picture.
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HAT
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to
keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his
private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were
a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't
so ugly, it would lift itself."
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Saving the antelope:
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A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART??
HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
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Golfing parrot:
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WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their ass is too fat...
10% of women think their ass is too skinny...
The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.
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This is India . It is where
you call when you have a
technical problem with
your computer.
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Grandma found my vibrator!
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Mindless game for those of you who are stuck in your basements this weekend:
Bubble Master!
Have a great weekend! I will be planting over 400 plants, so I hope the weather holds up.
3 comments:
Too early, too early ... no plants until after the May long weekend and it to is too early this year. Recipe for "another trip to the garden center, stupid snow!!"
thanks for the FNF
Given our weather today, I might hold off on the planting! That gives me more time to prepare the flower beds and your right, a good excuse for another trip to the garden center.
The weekend after the long weekend is always the safest time for bedding plant for areas Edmonton and north.
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