Saturday, March 29, 2008

Liberals, When The Fruit Is Ripe!


So voters are fruit, ripe for the picking, according to Dion.

Is there a risk of eating poisonous berries?
According to How to Survive in the Woods for 3 Days: "white and yellow berries are poisonous 90% of the time, blue and black berries are good to eat 90% of the time (however, deadly nightshade berries [see photo] are dark blue or black and they taste sweet, but a couple can kill you fairly quickly)


Liberals to assess best odds, Dion says

The Liberals will judge coming confidence votes in Parliament on their own self-interest and their shot at victory in the ensuing election, leader Stéphane Dion said yesterday.

"We will determine the timing of the election when we will have the best odds of winning," he said in an interview that will run on the French-language TVA network tomorrow.

"It's rare that the population wants an election, but we can feel it when the fruit is ripe. And at that time - it's not up to me to tell you when; it's part of the strategy that we keep close to our chest - there will be an election."


Can it be any clearer that the Liberals are not interested in what is best for Canadians, just best for them? Dion might as well have said they are, "entitled to their entitlements". I predict that we won't be going to an election anytime soon.

Living with Poisonous Plants

Some plants found in our yards and gardens produce fall berries that look tempting, especially to small children, but are dangerous to eat.

Unfortunately, the words POISON and TOXIC too often create fear when they should suggest a warning.


Pick your fruit carefully Dion.

4 comments:

wilson said...

Why oh why don't Libs say...
We voted in favour of a fixed election date of Oct 2009,
and we will do our best to make parliament work until then.

Instead they say....Canadians aren't ready to give us back the cheque book, when they come to their senses, we will go to the polls.

hunter said...

Good point Wilson! That's a perfect out for the Liberals, and Dion. They can go on sitting on their hands until then and no-one will complain. I suspect they are just stuck on stupid though.

Anonymous said...

Dion said: "we can feel it when the fruit is ripe."

The imagery of Dion's metaphor is boarder-line perverse:

Dirty-old-man Dion, "feeling the fruit" and then voraciously consuming it when it best serves his gluttonous and selfish interest.

hunter said...

Yikes, aek, that brings up images I'd rather not think about!