Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Rest In Pieces, Carbon Tax.

Nobody has mentioned the HUGE hit that environmentalists have taken in this election. It was their one last chance to convince people that a carbon tax would fix "global warming" and that we should continue on the Liberal path to send money to Mo Strong for Kyoto. The carbon tax is now poison to any political party, much like the abortion issue. Any party that tries to impose a carbon tax on Canadians will get slaughtered like unborn babies at the polls, like Dion.

Sorry to see you go carbon tax, you were aborted before you even had a chance to live. You might have been the next Mozart, music to our ears, but you died on the Liberal operating table, torn to pieces, waiting for a voter to support you.

Poor carbon tax, but it was our choice to get rid of you, we could not have supported you, all the increased feeding costs you would have meant, we just couldn't have afforded you. Rest in pieces, carbon tax, if we would have let you live, we might have come to love you, but you were an unexpected inconvenience to our world.

We never expected you, we never wanted you. You were a big problem that would have upset our lives. You would not have actually made our lives better, you would have complicated our lives, made our lives worse instead of better, so rest in pieces, carbon tax.

Carbon tax, died on October 14th, 2008... it has no birth date.

10 comments:

Ardvark said...

Great post. That is why I keep coming back, bravo.

Calgary Junkie said...

Great satire !

We need many more knives to be stuck into Liberals. Helloooooo MSM, where are you ?

Hey how about a Youtube spoof of Quebec artists, as they sit around a conference table with European artists, and BLOC MPs wondering how to get their message to world leaders about dealing with the economic crisis ?

So what if the artists don't have a plan, and BLOC-heads don't have an ear ?

maryT said...

Love the satire. Poor Suzuki, May and other enviro nuts. We sure could use some global warming here today.

Southern Quebec said...

So Hunter, oil is below $70/barrel and the breakeven on the oilsands in $85/barrel. Will the rest of Canada be supporting Alberta when the Oilsands shut down?

http://www.financialpost.com/reports/oil-watch/story.html?id=772092

Peter L said...

Now will Gordon Campbell repeal the carbon tax grab in BC?

liberal supporter said...
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Anonymous said...

"...Will the rest of Canada be supporting Alberta when the Oilsands shut down?"

Sure, why not? We'll just redirect the money Bombardier receives and that of the lavish welfare the province of Quebec gets as hush money. Hey, what's fair is fair.

hunter said...

Liberal Supporter, you better back up your rant with some facts. How much has Alberta received for DECADES??? Give us the numbers, not just your lopsided opinion. Also while you are at it why don't you tell us how much Alberta pays into equalization.

Patiently waiting for your response.

Ardvark said...

I guess it hasn't sunk in yet that the Liberals LOST the election.

hunter said...

Still patiently waiting for Liberal Supporters answer. Do you need help defending your position or do you just plain have no facts, like the garbage opinions that you spew?