Guess you can figure out where I'm going with the Friday funnies for this week! HA! I will be busy passing out candy next Friday, but I will post a picture of our house as we do it up big for Halloween, the coffin is still in the storage shed, so you will have to wait for next week to get the whole effect.
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
Balance and fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"
And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..."
And can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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And of course, the Halloween dog:
And the all important time waster for those Friday night blues because you are stuck at home instead of being out at the bar,
The Undead Smackdown!
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Have a spooktacular evening!
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