Friday Funnies: Bet You Peek!

Guess the nationality.....



Not going to tell you yet, no peeking! (You peeked didn't you?)
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Giving Up Wine

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'


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The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in Canada ..

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Liberal Party.....as they have apparently
learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.


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With the leaves falling, Halloween is just around the corner, so for your amusement, a Halloween hangman game....no there are no hints.

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Oh, I just about forget, the nationality? It's Polish.



Holy kielbasa!

Get you mind out of the Gutter
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Hope you are all going out door knocking on the weekend!