With an election about to be called, my question is why vote Conservative?
Let's get rid of the garbage first...
1. Harper eats kittens. (Only if they are 5 days old and boiled in OIL)
2. Harper is scary! (Either he is a makeup wearing, hair dresser loving guy, or he is just a guy who needs some gray haired touch up)
3. Harper hates Canada. (He also wants to hunt polar bears and wipe them off the face of the earth while eating kittens.)
4. Harper has a hidden agenda. ( refer to point 1, eating kittens and OIL).
5. Harper is owned by big OIL! (Oil is bad, no more heat in houses, caves are better.)
Add to the list.
Why vote Conservative? To stop all the baby kitten eating!
Seriously, when all the parties admit they are going to go negative, it shows how desperate they are, so vote Conservative to stop them from themselves!
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Dion's "hidden agenda" is to slough off his overdue leadership campaign debt to the Liberal Party after being forced to resign as head-bozo following the Party's upcoming massive election defeat.
I know, I know: "This is unfair!"
Have you noticed over the last couple of weeks the usual liberal trolls have not been around spewing their vile garbage. I wonder if they are under the bed, rocking back and forth in a fetal position???
I would assume that Gayle and Jeff will be around sooner than later as the elections progresses, their "gotcha" style is becoming tiresome.
This poll just came out. I don't know how accurate it is but it sure does look positive for the CPC at the beginning of this campaign.
http://www.ekoselection.com/index.php/category/national-results/
"Have you noticed over the last couple of weeks the usual liberal trolls have not been around spewing their vile garbage. I wonder if they are under the bed, rocking back and forth in a fetal position???"
I know it's tough when you get used to the abuse and then its gone. Here's something to tide you over...
HARPER IS A BLOODSUCKING NEOCON VAMPIRE WHO SHOOTS IMMIGRANTS IN THE FACE AND LIES TO BABIES!!! IF YOU SPELL HIS NAME BACKWARDS IT INCREASES GLOBAL WARMING!!!
HA! Good one Televox!
If we counter the "hidden" agenda attacks with humour, showing how stupid those statements really are, we take the air out of their sails, or the gas out of their carbon spewing flightless plane.
In rural southwestern Ontario, I will be voting Conservative again. Canada deserves a leader that can be counted on to make the right decisions for this country. Harper has proven to Canadian voters that his government was the right choice last time and will be this time.
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