Friday Night Funnies: Amazing Math Quiz

Take your positions, sit back with a glass of wine, or if you are reading this in the morning, your coffee, and enjoy.
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The FUN Theory:


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I got this new deodorant today.
The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells wonderful.
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Two old guys were talking and one says, just had my 85th birthday, and the
wife gave me a SUV.
Great says the other guy, what a gift.
Yep, socks, underwear and viagra.
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This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how.

Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.

Mine was "Jurassic Park" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works.
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A car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8".
Read it. You won’t believe what it said. ><>
Psalm 109:8
"Let his days be few; and let another take his office."
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1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws.
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Goat Sex
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
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I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman

In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mp h

With her Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds!


And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I dropped

My electric shaver ,

Which knocked

The donut

Out of my other hand. !

In all The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone

Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!

Splashed,

And burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

Damn women drivers
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Kate from SDA's will love this one:


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Your time wasting game for this week: Sonic...use your space bar to get anywhere!


Have a great weekend everyone!