Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Conservative Women Rule!

We keep on hearing about how women don't like the Conservatives, so, let me clue you in. The best Canadian blogger, Kate at Small Dead Animals, just happens to be a Conservative woman. Joanne, at Blue Like You, just happens to be a Conservative woman blogger. Then we have Sandy at Crux of the Matter, and NB Tory Lady, and the Girl in Blue, Joan Tintor, Five feet of fury, Conservative Queen, and many others. You can add to the list in comments, I'm sorry if I've missed anyone, but I suspect they can handle it, being Conservative women.

So, what is a Conservative woman? Glad you asked.

A few months ago I took my 15 year old son to hear PM Harper speak. We were waiting for him to make his appearance and a little old lady with a walker was waiting too. I started talking to her, she was amazing. While her husband was working, she found a house and bought it. This lady was no shrinking violet. She did what was needed, and never looked back. She is a perfect example of how our country was born. Tough women.

We constantly hear that the Conservatives lack the female vote, and I agree. We do lack the female vote, but we also lack the vote of wet noodles. Strong women will identify with the Conservatives, wet noodles will vote for any lefty party that promises them eternal welfare. They don't care that their children will suffer, they have no self respect, and can't cope with life.

Conservative women are not wet noodles, they are charming but direct. They are tough until you talk about their children, then they are mush. They have their heads on straight, they know that global warming is BS. Conservative women help real people in real need, they don't write a paper about it. They get their hands "dirty".

Conservative women are straight shooting, no nonsense women who don't just talk about something, they DO it. I am proud to be identified as a Conservative woman, I have never lost a fight (Okay I've never actually been in one!), I have never backed down from a problem, and I rule my house by gentle persuasion not fear. But I do rule.

Conservative women, take a bow.

Now can we stop with the male/female thingy?

45 comments:

Joanne (True Blue) said...

Well said, Hunter. I love your writing style - edgy yet respectful.

Part of our task is to get those 'wet noodles' to acquire a backbone and some perspective beyond their own little special interest groups.

Stephen McCreary said...
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Anonymous said...

Ohh stephen..we are getting an idea about your pillow talk!

Hunter...new t-shirt logo:
"Conservative Women are NOT wet noodles!"
or
fems are wet noodles

bluetech

jad said...

Congratulations, you're on Jack's Newswatch.

Joanne (True Blue) said...

Congrats on Jack's NW, Hunter!

Speaking of wet noodles, did you happen to read David Warren's latest column? It's called Nation of Noodles. I love it.

DavidA said...

Conservative girls are haaaaaaaaaaawt! :P

Anonymous said...

I've never met any of these so-called "wet noodles" actually. Please don't sue me for using the Stephen Harper trademarked phrase "so-called". I am laughing too hard to say any more.

Hahahahahahaha!

Alberta Girl said...

AnonyHaHa...maybe you have not met any "wet noodles" because sometimes one does not recognize oneself when they meet those "so called" wet noodles.

Now that's something to laugh about!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Blazing Cat Fur said...

Conservative women own Guns;)

hunter said...

See, I knew I would miss someone. Guns, I was telling my husband that I needed one to get those nasty magpies, but I can't have one and use it in the city. Pity.

Anonymous said...

At least someone you call a wet noodle has a noodle. Not like the ConservaStepfords. Automatons bleating the CPC talking points.

Hahahahahaha!

Joe said...

Anony Haha: A word to the wise, having a wet noodle isn't a good thing. After all everyone knows you can't push on a rope.

Anonymous said...

Anony Haha: A word to the wise, having a wet noodle isn't a good thing.
Still preferable to being a mindless conservadroid.

After all everyone knows you can't push on a rope.
Yes joe, whatever you say. (pats joe on head). Conservative guys make even less sense than conservative women.

Reid said...

(pats joe on head). Conservative guys make even less sense than conservative women.

And lefty guys have no sense of humour or sexual innuendo.

Go back to playing guitar hero in your mom's basement while us Conservative guys go get us some Conservative women!

Jen said...

conservative women tend to their matter without running complaining threatening whining to the government everytime they have a slight problem which we know at times the government cannot interfere.

The wet noodles tend to complain whine protest when things don't go their way. Finding solutions to their problems is not their way.

It is self gratifying to know the things you did was done on your own without the government wiping your nose everytime you sneeze.

Anonymous said...

And lefty guys have no sense of humour or sexual innuendo.
Unlike the right wingers, where it's all about sex isn't it? All about other people's sex lives. Can't mind your own business when it comes to sex can you?

Go back to playing guitar hero in your mom's basement
I don't have guitar hero, and my mom's dead. But your projections are always hilarious.

while us Conservative guys go get us some Conservative women!
Might like to ask their permission first, but bothering with such niceties is so foreign to a good caveman.

Alberta Girl said...

Oooooooh - we've riled the anon's???

Is is actually quite funny watching them try really, really hard to make their points.

I guess well give them a participation ribbon though, because we wouldn't want them to start crying because they didn't win.

Poor babies.

Anonymous said...

My girlfriend was brought up a socialist. But after being with me for almost two years, she has become a victim of STC - sexually transmitted conservatism :)

Do you get it Conserva-gals? He f*cked some common sense into her.

That's definitely what women who don't support Conservatives need, eh?

Alberta Girl said...

Well Anony - I guess that's how a "wet noodle" would see it.

From a conservative point of view, she came to her senses; as many do when they grow up.

But, being a "wet noodle" you will never understand that taking responsibility for oneself, working hard and acheiving something can give one a great sense of pride. Being a "wet noodle" will only get you - well - socialism with Stephane Dion as your leader (speaking of wet noodles)

Come on - stand up straight - take responsibility for yourself and realize that there is more for you out in the great wide world.

Time to grow up anony!

Anonymous said...

What are you yammering on about, you retard?

Alberta Girl said...

"What are you yammering on about, you retard?"

Typical leftwing aony - when you have nothing left to say, start with the insults.

It just makes me laugh.

Anonymous said...

when you have nothing left to say, start with the insults...

Ya got that right. What the hell else would I have to talk to you about? When you last had your roots done? Your collection of beer cans? The uppity neighbours next door who live in the double-wide?

Alberta Girl said...

"Ya got that right. What the hell else would I have to talk to you about? When you last had your roots done? Your collection of beer cans? The uppity neighbours next door who live in the double-wide?"

Ha Ha - well thar, just done had my roots there done last week - looks priddy good too - done went shootin the beer cans in the back forty off them thar uppity neighboors fence.

Guess that thar means that we sure done don't have nuttin to talk aboot.

Ta Ta

Alberta Girl said...

You know Hunter - I have decided that Conservatives also have a sense of humor - something that seems to be sadly lacking in those wet noodles to our left, judging by the escalating insults from the anonies.

frmgrl said...

I'm with you Alberta Girl. We conservatives do have a sense of humor. I've noticed how the lefties seem bitter and unhappy. It truly is sad.

Anonymous said...

You know Hunter - I have decided that Conservatives also have a sense of humor
Yes, they find the misfortunes of others simply hilarious. They are the queens of the sneer and jeer. Great fun they are, knitting and cheering beside the guillotine.

something that seems to be sadly lacking in those wet noodles to our left
Oh we're way more fun than you, except when you are trying to use the State to take away peoples' rights. But you do get "funniest line of the day" with the conservative women tend to their matter without running complaining threatening whining to the government everytime they have a slight problem which we know at times the government cannot interfere
While they do exactly that to take away other people's rights.

judging by the escalating insults from the anonies.
Sorry the outrage isn't up to snuff, everyone is too busy laughing at your silly premise in the first place.

Watching you braying about how put upon you are by the expected responses to your passive aggressive attacks, even though you are not getting those responses, is comedy gold!

I'm with you Alberta Girl. We conservatives do have a sense of humor. I've noticed how the lefties seem bitter and unhappy.
And the ever retarded frmgrl finally gets the memo and chimes in on the "they seem so bitter and unhappy" meme.

It truly is sad.
Must be tough being you, with such a warped sense of perception of what other people feel. But of course, that is exactly the real problem with "conservative" (i.e. CPC mouthbreathing) folks. They only have compassion for themselves and their friends.

At least you are honest about something, because it truly is sad that you people are so incapable of feeling anything but your own smug self centred self righteousness.

But you are all so funny to watch, trying to prove you are humourous. The unintential hilarity is priceless.

Thanks Hunter! This has to be your best thread ever!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Alberta Girl said...

Anony - you really are funny - thanks for making my day!

karmat said...

Well, I certainly wouldn't be upset if you pulled the plug on anony. You could classify it as cleaning house, or taking out the trash. And you know what they say... out of sight, out of mind, and that's just where he belongs.

Alberta Girl said...

I don't think you should pull the plug on anony - he is like our pet - kind of like an anony-pet. Sort of like the old chia-pet's but in a noodley sort of way.

It's is really quite fun jousting with them - waiting to see what insult they will come up with next and how they can spin and spin and spin themselves into a knot. Really quite interesting.

We conservative women like that!

karmat said...

Not all Conservative women, but to each their own! I just find negative comments pointless and not worth reading. I'll just page down next time, cause he's got nothing to say that interests me.

Alberta Girl said...

Not all Conservative women, but to each their own!

After being called many, many different names by the many, many anonys (braying cart horse was my favorite); I realized that the best way to get around them is to laugh at them - and yes, what they say is pointless!

maryT said...

As Rush says, it must be horrible to be a leftist liberal, knowing the hate you have for anything conservative will still be with you when you wake up in the morning. Being unable to change your outlook on life, or come up with new positive thoughts has to be a terrible thing to live with.

Anonymous said...

Not all Conservative women, but to each their own! I just find negative comments pointless and not worth reading. I'll just page down next time, cause he's got nothing to say that interests me.
Just put your fingers in your ears and sing "I can't hear you".

Of course calling people "wet noodles" is funny, not negative, right? Only when someone laughs at you is it "negative".

Didn't you get the "call them bitter and unhappy" memo? Please report to the CPC Waterboarding Centre for your punishment for straying from the Party line. Thank you.


Hahahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

As Rush says, it must be horrible to be a leftist liberal, knowing the hate you have for anything conservative will still be with you when you wake up in the morning. Being unable to change your outlook on life, or come up with new positive thoughts has to be a terrible thing to live with.
Mary mary! Quoting Rush now? You mean Rush Limbaugh?
Hahahahaha!

You really need to work on your delivery. The "liberals as haters" routine is so silly, can you actually stop from smirking as you type it?

No need to lament your inability to change your outlook or come up with anything positive.

Just take your brain out of neutral and start using it. Instead of swallowing the pablum the likes of Rush put out, actually engage the world around you. It is not the way the fright wingers would have you believe. They do not have your interests at heart. They have no compassion for anything but themselves and their few friends.

Do you really enjoy being reduced to calling anyone who disagrees with your view stupid? "Wet noodles"? Sheesh! Grow up, mary.

Anonymous said...

And the clock starts. How soon will we hear that I am bitter, unhappy, a teenager in mom's basement, someone who has no sense of humour, and a meanie for laughing at your silliness?

Hahahahahahaha!

frmgrl said...

Anon, grow up! Your immature comments are really getting tiring.
Are there no sites you can go to that are like minded that you can post your blather?

Anonymous said...

Anon, grow up! Your immature comments are really getting tiring.
Are there no sites you can go to that are like minded that you can post your blather?

What happened to "you're bitter and unhappy" and how it's so sad?

What happened, is that you can't maintain this facade of being funny and tough. You always revert to petulant whining.

And that is all I come here for. To force you to reveal your true selves.

Hahahahahaha!

maryT said...

The only one revealing their true self is anonhaha.
Hunter, do you have any idea of what that mental disease is that causes one to repeat insane comments over and over, for weeks on end. Or is that the result of a lobotamy. There has to be a reason, and I wonder if it is covered under our health care plan.
I know we are to have sympathy for mentally challenged persons but some people are uncurable. With such an illness no wonder said person is afraid to be recognized.

Anonymous said...

'do you have any idea of what that mental disease is that causes one to repeat insane comments over and over, for weeks on end.'

That one's easy - it is the attention, pure and simple. Someone is actually responding to anony's inane comments and he/she loves the attention.

DWT

hunter said...

Well anon is kind of like a pet, except it hasn't been potty trained yet, it's annoying, and stinky, but if you work real hard, they learn not to mess in their kennel.

I think my anon stalker has a thing for us Conservative women, he can't seen to stay away from intelligent tough minded Conservative women. Mind you, a wet noodle isn't very inviting to any woman. HAHAHAHA

Okay anon, time to go out so you don't mess in my house anymore. First warning, try to post intelligent comments that are on topic and worthy of commenting on. If you don't, I will be happy to delete you and your wet noodle!

The Girl in Blue said...

Wow, I wish I just scrolled down the comments page to begin with! Regardless, my favourite part was when it was said that conservative men don't use niceties with women...I find it to be quite the opposite, actually. It's kind of a breed where chivalry hasn't yet died and slow and agonizing death :)

The insults and silly prejudices that pretty much every lefty commenter is reduced to (when they have nothing better to say, which is most of the time) is so entertaining, but it gets tiring when the same person keeps firing back at everyone who challenges them. Especially when they don't even use a name to identify them with. Get a life!

Great post, by the way!
Conservative women are the best kind. GO US!

Anonymous said...

I like women that can think.
My Mom is a Conservative.
She loves Stephen Harper.
Born and raised in Ontario.
They are out there.

tori said...

"And the clock starts. How soon will we hear that I am bitter, unhappy, a teenager in mom's basement, someone who has no sense of humour, and a meanie for laughing at your silliness?"

I don't know, but you seem to be quite full of the negative stereotypes and generalizations yourself.

Don said...

Me, I like Conservative women. Heck, I'm married to one! About Anonyhaha, there is hope that hir will grow up someday and become a conservative. I've known other left wingers that did. Mind you, they were astonished to realize that they had. Here's what one of them living in Britain said...

"I have been a member of the Labour Party all my adult life. I was once proud to say that. Now I am ashamed. I shall not vote Labour at the next election and I cannot see myself voting for them ever again. I now want to see tight control on immigration. I want to see real punishments for criminals, I want to see the police back out on the street instead of in the office filling in forms, I want to see people being forced to come off state benefits and made to find work (with the sole restriction being that those who physically cannot work for genuine health reasons should still be protected). In short I have become that thing I have most hated for years. I have become a damn Tory. "

Anonymous said...

Well let's see how we did.

I see sneers, belittlement, pseudo-psychoanalysis and from hilarious don, concern trolling!

Yes, it's a good laugh over here.

Hahahahahahahahaha!