Friday Funnies: Dog Whisperer!

Thank to one of my regular readers for sending me some great jokes. Who says Conservatives have no sense of humour! I hear PM Harper is very funny, I've been looking for his performance for the Media Gala, haven't found it yet.
So, let's get started:

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE


Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1

had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to choose that person, Until the woman gave a very

touching speech.


She said that she would voluntarily......... let go of the rope,

Because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything

for her husband and kids or for men in general,

And was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech,

.........All the men started clapping ...!!!!!!!!!

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She asked...


A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing
alone. She approached him.

My name is Carmen, she told him.

That's a beautiful name, he replied. Is it a family name?

No, she replied. I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most --
cars and men.

What's your name? she asked.

He said, B. J. Titsengolf

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And finally, the dog whisperer:


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Enjoy your Friday, have some beers before the price increases too much!