Friday, May 16, 2008

Friday Funnies: Border Security

It's a long weekend so I expect most of you are gone to the cottage, lake or like me you are planting flowers, veggies and enjoying the great weather after a long cold winter. We can all still use a laugh so here are some funnies to take you into the long weekend...


After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!"

"Nonsense," the doctor said".

"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene poo l."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted."????? ?"This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? "
The man seemed a bit ashamed . "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently.

"It's rust."

Breaking News:

CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the

screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else getting screwed at

the same time you do.: !!
Enjoy your long weekend!

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